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SILENCE IS DEADLY
By Lloyd Biggie, Jr.
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I ISAAC ASIMOV I
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I JEROME BIXBY |
I JAMES BUSH I
I RICHARD BOLTON I
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I RX by Alan E. Nourse
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To paraphrase Alice in Wonder-
land: “The science fiction writing
business gets curiouser and curi-
ouser.” We’ve often been entranced
by the professions which writers
pursue for their livelihood. Beside
professional writers of television
and movie scripts, we have doctors,
engineers, university professors who
teach everything from biophysics to
ancients languages, anthropologists,
insurance investigators, advertising
men, lawyers, chemists and news-
papermen. However, two writers
who are new to IP’s pages are
unique even in such distinguished
company. Lloyd Biggie, Jr. (who
wrote Silence is Deadly for this is-
sue; and is also responsible for The
Tunesmiths and On The Dotted
Line) is the only writer we know
of who has a PhD in music. He
claims the longest epic he ever
wrote was a 450 page thesis on
Antonius Brumel the 15th century
composer. However, he doesn’t feel
that this is exactly a direct ap-
proach to becoming a science fic-
tion writer! Harry Lorayne, who
wrote what we think is a nice sa-
tiric little comment on our TV-
ridden lives (The Poors), was un-
til a few years ago considered one
of the top card manipulating ma-
gicians in the country. Now mem-
ory is his business. He spends most
of his time traveling around the
country doing lecture demonstra-
tions on what can be done with a
trained memory. This, incidentally,
includes remembering the names
and faces of his entire audience
after meeting them only once;
memorizing the order of an entire
deck of cards which has been shuf-
fled by a volunteer; memorizing
the entire issue of any chosen cur-
rent magazine, etc. He’s so good
at it that he’s been featured in
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not column!
Collecting such oddities about our
authors brings another thought to
mind, one which most editors won-
der about — What about our read-
ers? What do they do? Why do
they read science fiction? What
makes you, the reader, pluck IF
from the newsstands? We’d really
like to compile a list of statistics
concerning you. Too many people
still suffer from “shame” about
needing to defend science fiction
as their favorite reading matter;
and we’d like to print some rebut-
tals to help both science fiction and
them. Drop us a note, tell us what
you do, what hobbies you pursue,
what you like in science fiction and
what makes you buy IF. Is it writ-
ers whose yarns you know you’ll
like? Is it covers? (That, of course,
brings up the point about just what
sort of illustrations you do like on
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your covers.) How would you feel
about no illustrations at all? How
about featured articles like the re-
cent Face of Mars by Dr. Richard-
son or the one about Why Guided
Missiles Can Not Be Controlled?
We’ll print statistics as they come
in — bet you’ll be suqDrised to find
what distinguished company you
keep when you read IF. As an
added incentive to make you take
pen, pencil, crayon or quill in
hand, we’ll send a first edition of
IF to the first one hundred letter
writers.
We\e had so many favorable com-
ments on our FIRST WORLD OF
IF anthology (reader comments,
newspaper and magazine reviews)
that we’re planning another one
real soon — a “second world.” This
time, we plan to reprint novelettes
from our first six years. Some of
our readers have already sent in
suggestions about which ones they’d
like to see.
Frank Riley, who’s been absent
from IF’s pages for far too long
(busy as a beaver with TV and
movie assignments) has sent us an
unusual story for the December is-
sue. A Computer Named Eddie is
the title, and Eddie and his inventor
are something really unique in de-
tective teams. A missing X-15
guided missile and plenty of red
tape and security problems all
promise something exciting and
new in the realm of science fiction.
So don’t miss A Computer Named
Eddie!
Bob Silverberg (the man with the
13 by-lines and more than 170
stories to his credit) is also pound-
ing away on a new short novel for
IF. Incidentally, Bob, who writes
full time himself, has as a spouse
one of the few female electronics
engineers extant in the United
States.
If you're planning to be in New
York City at all within the next
month or two, make it a sp>ecial
p>oint to see A Visit to a Small
Planet at the Booth Theater. You
may have seen it on TV, but for a
science fiction fan the expanded
version is a must. It’s a smash hit
even on hard-bitten Broadway.
Take Aunt Matilda too, because
even the most determined anti sci-
ence-fictioneer will be delighted
with Cyril Ritchard and Eddie
Mayehoff. After the black eye
science fiction got with Night of
the Auk a recent Broadway flop,
this play with its delightful whimsy
and humor may take the curse off
for a good many years to come.
Let’s hope that Hollywood picks
this one up (including Ritchard
and Mayehoff) and gives everyone
a chance to see what good enter-
tainment science fiction can be.
Our June cover has started what
seems to be an interesting little
controversy in several quarters. The
picture was titled “Kodachrome
from the Files of the First Mars
Expedition,” and showed theoreti-
cal ships about to make a landing
on the red planet. So far we’ve had
several letters in which people want
to know why the government has
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What was the secret weapon of this primitive planet where
people lived in mute terror? No earthman had ever seen
it, and there was but one way to find out . . .
DEADLY
BY LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
IT WAS AN inter-galactic crisis,
with border clashes between
the Federation and the menacing
Haarvian Empire strewing space
with searing debris and threatening
to erupt into total war. The War
Department of the Federation pin-
pointed the critical area, pinpointed
the critical planet, and requested
permission to act. The politicians
refused. And while the admirals
chaffed angrily and the politicians
fussed helplessly, Space Intelligence
went to work with its usual quiet
efficiency.
Space Intelligence sent in agents,
one at a time, and in twos and
threes — specialists and non-special-
ists, bold youngsters and wily vet-
erans, professionals and uniquely-
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qualified amateurs. And one at a
time, and by twos and threes they
disappeared without a trace. Space
Intelligence lost seventeen men in
two months, and then it called in
Bran Hilford.
“You’ll have to go native,” he
was told. “It’ll require some sur-
gery.”
Hilford grinned happily. In his
forty years with Space Intelligence,
he’d had his body reshaped in more
ways than he cared to remember.
He’d had ears, nose and mouth
altered and re-altered. His head
had been egg-shaped, balloon-
shaped, and square. The irises of
his eyes had been tinted a dozen
different colors. As a veteran of
missions on two hundred worlds,
he knew that anything was com-
monplace under at least one sun.
“Go ahead,” he said, “and butcher
me up.”
And they did.
During the curious convales-
cence that followed, Hilford became
increasingly puzzled about his new
assignment. He asked for details,
and got nothing. “No one here is
qualified to indoctrinate you,” he
was told. “We have an expert
coming, and you’ll go back with
him. He’ll give you as much as he
can in space. It won’t be enough,
and you’ll probably get killed, but
there’s a crisis . . .”
Hilford shrugged patiently. He
lounged about with hands and
head swathed in bandages. He
could hear only with a communica-
tor clapped tightly against his
head, the volume turned up to what
should have been an ear-shattering
level. He could not account for the
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peculiar feeling in his hands. Be-
cause there was nothing else for
him to do, he waited and said
nothing, and eventually the day
came when his bandages could be
removed.
Hilford sat stiffly on the edge of
his bed, hands extended in front
of him. A pretty young nurse deft-
ly peeled the bandages from his
hands. A second nurse, not so
pretty, shot curious glances at him
as she unrolled yards of bandage
from his head. The doctor hovered
nearby, his round face puckered
anxiously. Hilford saw his lips
move, and heard nothing.
He had confidently assumed that
his hearing would improve as the
bandages came off. It did not.
Silence enveloped and stifled him.
A pair of surgical scissors slipped
from nervous fingers, and fell with
noiseless impact. The doctor, danc-
ing about apprehensively, over-
turned a chair, and Hilford’s eyes
followed it as it crashed soundlessly.
He coughed, and let the word,
“Damn!” explode from his lips.
He heard neither.
The last of the bandages dropped
away, and the nurses stepped back.
The doctor bounded forward,
gripped Hilford’s head firmly, and
studied it critically. Hilford waited
submissively, felt the doctor’s skill-
ful fingers prodding his head, felt
his own hands caught up for a
rapid examination.
Suddenly the doctor backed
away, grinning. The nurses grinned.
The three of them stood together,
lips moving excitedly, hands gestur-
ing. Hilford moved his hands, as
though to push aside the void of
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
silence that surrounded him.
His hands. Left hand, thumb and
five fingers. Right hand, thumb and
five fingers. He examined the extra
fingers with studious bewilderment,
tried to move them, and gaped at
the stiff response.
A nurse thrust a mirror in front
of him. The reflection stared back
at him — his face, but not his face.
“Damn!” he bellowed, and the
word dropped into nothingness.
His face stretched smooth and un-
broken from the point of his chin
to the taut dome of his bald head.
His ears were gone.
Hilford lurched to his feet and
advanced angrily. The doctor
dropped his arms and stood help-
lessly before him, pink face wrinkled
with merriment. The nurses
clutched their sides as laughter
shook their trim bodies. Hilford
watched them, strained against
the noiseless impact of their laugh-
ter, and finally slumped dejectedly
back onto his bed.
Ernst Wilkes, the Sector Chief
of Intelligence, moved his bulky
figure into the room, stood for a
moment regarding Hilford, and
dismissed the doctor and nurses
with a gesture. He tossed Hilford
a communicator, and tested a chair
apprehensively before he settled his
weight upon it.
“Where are my ears?” Hilford
demanded.
Wilkes’ wheezy voice floated
faintly, far away. “Deep freeze. You
can have them back when you
finish this assignment. If you finish
it. If you want them back, that
is. You’ll be two pounds lighter
without those atmosphere flaps,
SILENCE IS DEADLY
and you might find — I just got in.
Sorry I had to be away when you
reported here. Know anything
about Kamm?”
Hilford started. “The silent
planet. So that’s why I lost my
ears!”
“Right. Sense of hearing is
atrophied in all life forms. They’ve
even lost the external vestiges of
any hearing apparatus.”
Hilford searched his memory.
“Kamm — never been in that sector.
The natives have some kind of odd
religious cult, haven’t they? Rep-
tiles?”
“Birds. Wish I could tell you
about it, but I can’t. There aren’t
many experts on Kamm, and we’ve
just lost some of our best men.
You’ll get as much as there is time
for on the ship. Zorrel just got in,
and he’s to go back with you. He’s
waiting now. Ready to leave?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be.”
Wilkes grunted, and struggled to
his feet. “I’m giving you six
months leave when you finish this.
But you’ll probably get killed.”
At the space port, Wilkes intro-
duced Hilford to Mark Zorrel,
who was young, six-fingered, and
earless. “He’s in charge of you
until you reach Kamm. The main
problem will be language, and he’ll
see that you get that, and as much
else as there’s time for. Once you
land, you’re in full charge. Zorrel
will act as your assistant.”
Hilford shook the communicator
gently, and returned it to his head.
“Give me that again. Who’s in
charge of what?”
“Oh, hell,” Wilkes said. “We
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have a base on a Kamm moon.
You’ll get your orders there. Get
aboard, now, and — luck.” He
waddled away.
“Take good care of my ears,”
Hilford called after him. He
turned to Zorrel. “Let’s get on
with it.”
Zorrel shook his head, and
grinned. He spread his hands in
front of Hilford, and the twelve
fingers flashed bewilderingly. Final-
ly he spoke, in the harsh, expression-
less tones of an unused voice.
“The language of Kamm. Gom-
mimicators are much too uncer-
tain, and too inconvenient, if those,
doctors did any job at all on your
ears. I’ll tell you as much as I can
when you’ve learned how to talk.”
Hilford followed Zorrel up the
ramp, stiffly and doubtfully ex-
ercising his two newly-acquired
fingers.
They landed on Kamm at
night, in a rolling meadow
near the sea, and dawn found them
toiling along a rough, winding
coastal road. They plodded beside
a clumsy wooden peddler’s cart,
drawn by a shaggy, stupid, ox-like
animal that Hilford’s mind called
an ox because he knew no verbal
equivalent for the Kammian sign
language. They wore baggy trou-
sers and short capes, so startlingly
colored that Hilford’s hands had
been too paralyzed to comment on
them when he first saw them. They
wore the squat, scarlet hats ^at
were the Kammian badge of their
profession.
They were itinerant peddlers,
one of the two Kammian classes —
outside of the nobility and the
wealthiest merchants — that could
travel about freely. Seamen made
up the other class, but an intelli-
gence agent disguised as a seaman
worked under a decided handicap.
He was bound to attract attention
if he got very far inland.
As soon as it was light enough
to see each other’s hands, they
began to tdk. “Damned barbarous
civilization,” Hilford signaled,
“when you can’t talk in the dark.”
He found this sign language the
worst thing he’d encountered in all
of his intelligence service. It had
grammar, even an uncomfortably
rigid syntax. Some words — names,
places, important artifacts — had a
single sign or gesture. Others were
literally spelled out. Hilford floun-
dered at every turn because he had
to keep thinking of verbal equiva-
lents for what he was talking about.
And what should he call this
Province? The Flat Province, from
the Kammian gesture; but it was
rolling country, and even moun-
tainous farther inland. And what
should he call its ruler? The sign
for ruler he interpreted as “Duke”,
and the erect second and sixth
fingers on the right hand made the
ruler of the Flat Province the Duke
Two Fingers. It was screwy, but it
was the only way he could keep
things straight.
Zorrel’s young face, good-look-
ing despite its lack of ears, was
frowning critically. His hands
moved slowly, with a sarcastic
flourish. “You’re still talking with
one hell of a foreign accent. Don’t
bend your sixth finger like that.
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
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It puts the whole thing in a kind
of familiar tense, and that’s a rank
insult when you talk with a
stranger.”
Hilford straightened the offend-
ing finger. “I was wondering if
this stuff could be derived from
a spoken language.”
^rrel’s hands spoke peevishly.
“Scholars have been arguing about
that for years. Me, I let them
argue.”
Hilford exercised his fingers
thoughtfully. The idea that he
could be tripped up on such a
minor matter as a bent finger —
that any Kammian peasant might
spot him instantly as an alien —
was highly disturbing. He would
have to let Zorrel run things for a
few days, until he became wiser
in the ways of Kamn. He would
have to stay in the background —
and keep his hands shut.
“Let’s get back to geography,”
Zorrel’s fingers signaled. “Show me
the capital cities of the twelve
provinces. And watch that accent.”
They talked busily, reviewing
names and places.
At mid-morning they topped a
steep hill and looked down on the
great and prosperous city of 00.
It was market day, and half of the
ten thousand population seemed to
be thronging the market place that
sprawled along the harbor. Zorrel’s
remarks changed abruptly to the
brisk chatter of peddlers as they
met their first passers-by, and they
moved on into the market place.
They backed their cart into place
at the end of a long row of peddlers’
carts, and Zorrel, with a wink and
a shrug, began to display his mer-
SILENCE IS DEADLY
chandise to the people who had al-
ready gathered to see what the new
cart had brought. Hilford stood
nearby, pushed his scarlet peddler’s
hat farther back on his b^d head,
and struggled heroically to keep
from gaping at the scene spread out
before him.
He was surrounded by a riot of
color. Bold, iridescent patterns or-
namented each woman’s billowing
skirt and contrasted with the rich,
dark tones of the loose-fitting
bodices. The men’s clothing, from
the baggy, full-length trousers to the
short capes, was a startling maze
of lurid, irregular stripes and
jagged, multicolored lines. Children
followed along sedately, amusing
miniatures of their parents.
Each man wore the brightly-
colored, distinctive headdress of
his trade. The woman of 00 wore
no hat, but her long, flowing hair
was a bewildering rainbow stirring
gently in the tangy sea air. Hilford
reminded himself for the hundredth
time not to stare, and stared again,
wondering if the women dyed each
hair individually.
The peddlers’ carts, the stalls,
the stubby, rectangular sails that
were barely visible above the low-
lying, barge-like ships in the har-
bor beyond the market place, the
houses and shops of 00 that could
be seen in the distance, even the
cobblestones underfoot — all were
a tumult of color, some loud and
gaudy, some exquisitely patterned
masterpieces of sensitive shading
and contrast.
The faces of the people were
solemn, almost sullen, among the
gay surroundings. Hilford watched
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for a long time before he grasped
an answer, and then he saw the
explanation in every gesture, in
every hesitant purchase, in every
pale face. These people were
frightened. Even the children were
frightened.
Most awesome of all was the
silence. Hilford found himself
straining to hear the hum of the
crowd, the shouts, the piercing
cries of the hawkers, the murmuring
conversation — and he heard noth-
ing. Wooden shoes clapped noise-
lessly on the cobblestones. Women
and peddlers haggled with sound-
less gestures. Itinerant musicians,
such a prominent feature of market
places on many worlds, were not
to be found. Instead, there were
shabby performers shaping whirl-
ing discs of color into exotic pat-
terns for small groups of towns-
people who watched intently, but
did not applaud.
Kamm, the silent planet. Silence
hung heavily about Hilford. So
fantastic did it seem as he watched
the slow-moving crowds, watched
the triangular-shaped metal coins
fall noiselessly onto the hawkers’
trays, watched a battered hand cart
being wheeled past without a single
creak or rattle, watched insects
buzzing in furious silence over a
soggy pile of sea mollusks, that he
felt compelled to cry out himself.
But he knew the sound would
drop from his lips unheard.
The sight of a black cape
startled Hilford into alertness.
Soldier, policeman — they were one
and the same on Kamm, and their
black clothing and black, fur-
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trimmed hats made them stand out
sharply among the brightly-ap-
pareled populace. This Black-Cape
walked slowly past, whirled sud-
denly to stare curiously, and then
stopped a short distance away with
his eyes fixed intently upon Hilford.
“Well, now,” HilJFord told him-
self. “A peddler on market day
who stands around gaping and does
not peddle is not behaving normal-
ly, and Blackie spotted that with
one glance. It may be a primitive
planet, but the police aren’t
stupid!”
He glanced at Zorrel, who was
working with enthusiasm but not
much success to sell hand-carved
figurines of the hideous Kanunian
Holy Bird to the passers-by. Hilford
caught Zorrel’s eye, winked, and
sauntered out to lose himself in
the crowd. He carried with him
Zorrel’s warning frown.
“It wouldn’t do for me to try to
peddle,” he mused, “but there’s
nothing wrong with my looking
over the wares of my competitors.
All the peddlers are doing that.”
He moved with the crowd, mak-
ing an enormous circle of the
market place, and began to work
in towards the center. The sun
was high overhead, and his pangs
of hunger prodded him into action.
He stopped to buy some pastry,
and after due hesitation also had
a mess of seaweed measured out
for him. It was one of the penalties
of his profession. To masquerade
as a native, he had to eat — and ap-
parently enjoy — native food. Tuck-
ing his purchases under his arm,
he walked on towards the center of
the market place, where the fab-
LLOYD biggie; JR.
nlous Karamian Holy Bird floated
life-like at the top of a thirty-foot
pillar.
Metal or stone, it was — Hilford
could not decide, because it was
painted in dazzling colors. It was
the most vicious bird of prey Hil-
ford had seen on any of his two
hundred worlds. Its wings spanned
a good ten feet from tip to tip, its
eyes gleamed wickedly, its knife-
like talons were poised to clutch
and tear, and the huge, tapering
beak was drawn back to strike.
Hilford stared at it, and shud-
dered. According to legend, he
knew, such birds were once the
rulers of Kamm. According to leg-
end, they still existed somewhere
on Kamm’s single continent. But
Space Intelligence agents had never
seen one, nor found a citizen of
Kamm who had seen one. The
bird’s heavy shadow seemed sym-
bolic, in that market place of the
Flat Province, where the citizens
lived in mute, brightly-colored ter-
ror.
Glancing back, Hilford saw the
Black-Gape again, this time moving
towards him purposefully. Hilford
uneasily threaded his way through
the crowd, and tried to move fast-
er. “It’s this peddler’s hat,” he told
himself. “They could spot a ped-
dler a mile away.” But there was
compensation. He could also spot
a Black-Gape from a good distance.
He pushed his way forward, and
when he looked back again the
Black-Gap>e had given up the chase
and was standing respectfully at
attention. At the same time the
crowd began to draw back in alarm.
A luxurious, gaudy carriage
SILENCE IS DEADLY
moved slowly across the market
place, pulled by two of the ox-like
creatures. Behind it staggered a
man of Kamm, his nude body
painted gruesomely, and behind
him marched ranks of the black-
caped police, solemnly swinging
their sabers.
Hilford had to give way with
the crowd and humbly avert his
eyes, but he had time to survey the
scene before him and mentally
photograph the occupants of the
carriage.
One was the notorious Duke
Two Fingers, who lounged in re-
splendent black robes and kept his
bloated, evil face staring disdain-
fully straight ahead. The appear-
ance of the other occupant brought
Hilford up short in amazement and
forced him to risk another glance
at the carriage. He was a huge,
rough-looking man in native dress,
but he had one physical attribute
which stamped him unmistakably
as alien to the planet of Kamm. He
had ears.
The police strapped their victim
to the pillar, and their ranks filed
past him in orderly manner, each
man swinging his saber. The vic-
tim writhed in soundless agony as
blood dripped from a multitude of
slashing cuts in his back. The Duke
Two Fingers and his companion
watched impassively, but the citi-
zens began to edge cautiously away.
The market place thinned out, and
Hilford could see crowds of peo-
ple moving up the narrow streets of
00, towards home.
Hilford moved on, and another
glance over his shoulder showed
him that Black-Gape was following
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him again. His hands seemed to be
si^aling somethin?. Was Hilford
being ordered to halt? Other Black-
Gapes were closing in on the mar-
ket place, questioning the citizens,
questioning the peddlers, scowling
suspiciously at everyone. Hilford
made his way towards the far side
of the market place, along the har-
bor, where the Black-Capes seemed
fewer.
A Kammian directly ahead of
him staggered suddenly, spun
around, and clutched his arm, pain
mingling with astonishment in his
face. A dull red began to obliter-
ate the gay colors of his shirt sleeve,
and a brightly plumed dart pro-
truded from his arm.
With reflexes long trained to
alertness, Hilford was running be-
fore his mind had completely
grasped what was happening. A
man’s purple hat fell to the ground
in front of him, a dart embedded
in it. Hilford ran at a crouch to
make himself a smaller target, and
his mind thundered angrily, “The
dogs! Shoot in a crowded market
place with women and children
about!”
Darts were whizzing past from
several directions when he reached
the last line of peddlers’ carts. The
peddlers gaped, and frantically
dove for cover. A dart caught m
Hilford’s cape as he slipped be-
tween two carts. He hurdled a low
stone wall, and found himself on
the narrow quay, barren except for
an occasional, weather-worn stor-
age shack. It was a dead end, a
natural trap. There was no hiding
place.
Hilford did not hesitate. He
ducked into the sheltering shadow
of a storage shack, crossed the quay
in three leaping strides, dove to the
deck of a ship, and crept quickly
behind the stubby cabin.
He plucked the dart from his
sleeve and tossed it overboard.
From the lining of his cape he pro-
duced a green seaman’s hat. The
peddler’s hat was quickly concealed
in the cape. He had lost the sea-
weed somewhere along the way, but
he still clutched the pastry. He set-
tled himself on a bench in the stem
of the ship, a piece of pastry in each
hand, and munched calmly as he
watched the choppy waves come
rippling across the bay towards him.
The ship was evidently a fishing
boat, and its stench was overpow-
ering. The silence was nerve-
wracking. When they came — ^and
he was certain they would come —
there would be no warning foot-
step, no shouted inquiry. Should
he face the shore, and answer ques-
tions from a distance? He gambled
on boldness — ^boldness, and confi-
dent innocence, and indignation.
He was leaning back with one
foot on the low wooden railing,
completely relaxed, when rough
hands seized him and jerked him
erect. Hilford reacted instantane-
ously, with a rage what w^ not
feigned. He whirled and charged
into Black-Cape, shoving him back.
Then, apparently recognizing the
costume for the first time, he halted
and stood his ground, glowering.
“Where is the peddler?”
Hilford leered insultingly, and
spoke as well as he could with the
pastry clutched in his hands. “A
sea-going peddler?”
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
12
Black-Cape controlled his anger
with difficulty. “Have you seen a
peddler?”
“Over there,” Hilford said, ges-
turing towards the market place, “I
saw a thousand. Here there arc
none.”
Black-Gape spun around and
strode towards the tiny cabin. He
was out again an instant later,
hurrying away without another
glance at Hilford. Hilford returned
to his bench, leaned back restfully,
and munched on the pastry. He was
hungry.
For two hours Black-Capes
prowled the quay. Hilford stole un-
easy glances at them. What had
gone wrong? He looked like a Kam-
mian, as far as he knew he acted
like a Kammian, and yet — one
glance, and the Black-Cape had
been after him. It boded no good
for his mission.
He muttered a fervent prayer of
thanks for Zorrel. The extra hat
had been Zorrel’s idea. The figurine
of the Kammian Holy Bird that
Hilford wore around his neck was
also Zorrel’s idea. Concealed in its
gaping beak was a miniature stun-
gun. Clearly Zorrel was a bright
young agent who could take care
of himself. And he knew Kamm.
Black-Gapes were still standing
watchfully at intervals along the
quay when Hilford left the ship.
He did not want to risk explain-
ing his presence to a returning sea-
man, and he wanted to reassure
Zorrel of his safety. If the young
agent thought Hilford had been
t^en, he might proceed according
to some plan of his own, and they
SILENCE IS DEADLY
would become separated.
Hilford avoided the Black-Capes,
exchanged the traditional crossed-
thumb greeting with a passing sea-
man, and turned into the market
place through a break in the stone
wall. He moved through the first
row of peddlers’ carts, glanced
about quickly, and whirled to in-
terest himself in an innocuous pile
of ornamental wooden daggers.
There were more Black-Capes
than civilians in the market place,
and thirty feet from Hilford they
swarmed about Zorrers cart, while
Zorrel himself was being led pro-
testingly away. Stealing sidewise
glances, Hilford saw the Black-
Gapes kick the ox into position, and
get the cart started after Zorrel.
With them, concealed in the cart,
went the transmitter that was Hil-
ford’s only means of communica-
tion with the Space Intelligence
Base on Kamm’s largest moon.
He turned his back on the plead-
ing peddler, and walked towards
the quay. Ten hours after his ar-
rival he was alone and helpless on
this most weird of all weird worlds.
Staying alive was a secondary mat-
ter. He had a mission, and he
scarcely knew how to begin. He sat
down on the edge of the quay, not
twenty feet from a stony-faced
Black-Cape, dangled his feet over
the water, and searched his mind
for a plan of action.
The FEDERATION’S prob-
lem on Kanun was a simple
one — it was trapped in its own
ethics. No world had ever been co-
erced into joining the Federation,
13
or even into trading with it. When
the first Federation ships landed on
Kamm, they were greeted coldly
and invited to leave. They left
promptly.
The Federation continued to
send periodic missions, and even-
tually established tenuous trade re-
lationships. After a hundred and
seventy-five years, the relationships
were still tenuous. The Federation
landed one trading ship each
month, with a small assortment of
simple luxury goods for the wealthy
and the noble. The Federation re-
ceived in return an assortment of
hand-manufactured claptrap that
was promptly jettisoned in space.
The gesture of friendship was con-
sidered worth the expense.
In the meantime, the Federation
pushed well beyond Kamm, and
eventually ran headlong into the
expanding Haarvian Empire. Sud-
denly it found itself facing a pow-
erful enemy, and menaced from
within its boundaries by a strategi-
cally located hostile and independ-
ent world. If the Haarvian Empire
formed an alliance with Kamm, the
results could be acutely embar-
rassing— perhaps even disastrous.
Kamm was a primitive world,
militarily weak, and the obvious so-
lution was a fast, ruthless conquest.
But the very structure of the Fed-
eration rested upon an abhorrence
of force. Time might have resolved
the dilemma, but now the Federa-
tion had no time.
Six months before Kamm had
committed an act of deliberate,
brutal violence. A Federation trad-
ing commission, making a routine
courtesy call upon the most power-
ful Kammian nobleman, had failed
to return to its ship. The following
morning the members of the com-
mission were found in the streets of
00 — gruesomely murdered.
“Unfortunate,” the Duke Two
Fingers had said. “The^ bandits
will ...”
But the Federation disregarded
the bandits. The murdered men
were not robbed, and their deaths
could only have been caused by an
advanced type of weapon complete-
ly unknown to the Federation. The
five members of the commission
had died simultaneously, and from
the same cause — a severe cranial
hemorrhage, with profuse bleeding
from the nose, mouth and ears.
There was no sign of external in-
jury. A painstaking pathological
examination ruled out poison or
bacteria. And the use of an un-
known weapon pointed directly at
the Haarvian Empire.
The Federation established a
base on the largest Kammian moon,
for Space Intelligence and the
654th Fleet. A detector screen was
set up around the planet, and the
fleet began to make an alarming
catch of Haarvian reconnaissance
ships. Space Intelligence had al-
ways kept a few agents on Kamm,
for training and study purposes.
These were ordered into the Flat
Province, and they promptly disap-
peared. Space Intelligence sent in
more agents, and lost them.
Kamm’s single continent was di-
vided into twelve provinces, and in
theory the twelve rulers were
equals. In fact, one duke complete-
ly dominated the others through his
control of a planet-wide police
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
14
force. His power evidently derived
from the religion of Kamm, since
he held the title, Keeper of the
Bird, and the pwlice — or soldiers —
of the Bird swore fealty not to the
man, but to the title.
The Keeper of the Bird was
chosen, Space Intelligence believed,
in some kind of lottery. He held
that honor for a period roughly five
years long, determined by the com-
plicated interaction of Kamm’s
three moons, and at the end of that
time, at a place and time shrouded
in secrecy, the dukes met to choose
a new Keeper of the Bird.
The constant shifting of the focal
p>oint of p>ower had kept peace on
Kamm for centuries, and preserved
the independence of the twelve
provinces. In all of Kamm’s re-
corded history no duke had ever
served two consecutive terms as
Keeper of the Bird — until the Duke
Two Fingers had received his first
fifteen years before. He was now
finishing his third consecutive term,
and the opinion advanced by Space
Intelligence was a mere phrasing of
the obvious. If the Keeper of the
Bird was actually chosen by lot, the
Duke Two Fingers had a system.
Of the twelve dukes, only the
Duke Two Fingers was openly hos-
tile to the Federation. It was he
who was suspected of dealing with
the Haarvian Empire. It was in his
Flat Province that the trade com-
missioners had been murdered and
the best agents Space Intelligence
could supply were inexplicably dis-
appearing. And as Keeper of the
Bird he could dominate the other
dukes, and force them to oppose
the Federation.
This was the basis for the orders
that Space Intelligence handed to
Bran Hilford. Find out when and
where the dukes meet to choose
their next Keeper of the Bird. Find
out how the choice is made. If pos-
sible, see that the choice does not
fall to the Duke Two Fingers for a
fourth consecutive time. Above all
else, track down the secret weapon
that the Haarvian Empire has given
to Kamm.
“It’s the weapon that bothers us,”
scholarly-looking Admiral Lantz
had told Hilford. There were deep
furrows of worry in his face.
“Kamm couldn’t trouble us with
its own resources. We could seal it
off, and let the diplomats work
things out. But we don’t dare wait.
Haarn may have given that weap>on
to Kamm just to see if we have a
defence against it. If we don’t come
up with a solution — quickly — ^we’ll
have to attack Kamm.”
“That could be disastrous,” Hil-
ford said.
“The government would prob-
ably fall,” the admiral admitted.
“And it would label the Federation
as a militant aggressor, which is
something we’ve avoided for cen-
turies. But we have no choice. That
weapon must work on an electronic
wave principle, and its range might
be measured in light years. It could
wipe out the entire population of a
planet. It could kill every man in
an entire fleet before our ships
could get within striking distance.
We simply do not dare let the
Haarvians see that we fear that
weapon. We know the next Keeper
of the Bird will be chosen soon. I’m
giving you just thirty days. If you
SILENCE IS DEADLY
15
can’t supply us with the answers
we want in that time, we’ll have to
risk an attack, and hope that sur-
prise will outweigh the advantage
of that weapon.”
“I’ll do my best,” Hilford said.
“You know about the way our
agents have been disappearing?”
“Yes,” Hilford said. “I know
about that.”
The admiral nodded, and said
solenmly, in a tone of voice that
clearly implied that he never ex-
pected to see Hilford again, “Good
luck.”
Hilford sat watching the waves
ripple across the harbor, and won-
dered what had gone wrong. In
the market place, the Black-Gape
had taken one glance at him and
recognized him as an alien. He
was certain of that. But then — on
the fishing boat he had been taken
for a Kammian seaman. Certainly
changing his hat hadn’t made the
difference.
And Zorrel — Zorrel had had two
years of experience in the rural
areas of Kamm, and he was a
bright young agent. And he had
been snapped up like a novice on
his first day in 00.
Looking up suddenly, Hilford
saw a ship approaching, clumsily
tacking across the broad bay to-
wards the quay. He watched it idly,
thinking to pick up a few seafaring
points, and then lost interest. When
he looked again the ship was hover-
ing fifteen feet from the quay, and
its captain stood atop the low cabin
gesturing at him wildly.
“Look away, you sniveling dirt
digger! On your lazy feet, you de-
16
praved son of a sway-backed ox!
Look away!”
Startled, Hilford struggled to his
feet. A deck hand swung deftly,
and a thick rope shot at Hilford.
He ducked out of the way, stum-
bled, and fell on his back on the
muddy cobblestones. Momentarily
stunned, he lay there with the
heavy rope across his chest. Two
passing seamen seized the rope and
hauled lustily. They were joined by
others, and the ship was slowly
drawn towards the quay.
Hilford got to his feet, shook his
head confusedly, and started un-
certainly to walk away. The ship’s
captain whirled about, took a long
leap from the top of the cabin to
the quay, seized Hilford’s shoulders,
and spun him around. He towered
over Hilford, a huge, brawny, red-
faced man, and his hands shook
with anger as he flashed them un-
der Hilford’s nose.
“Dirt digger! Sniveling dirt dig-
ger! When does a seaman refuse to
look away? Don’t think I won’t re-
port this. I’ll have you back digging
before your ship sails.” He gave Hil-
ford a long, hard look. “I’ve never
seen you before. You’re too old to
be an apprentice. Who are you,
anyway? Let’s see your credentials.”
Hilford tried to be indignant,
and managed it badly. “Who do
you think you are?”
“Who do I think I am? Why,
you sniveling dirt digger. I’ll show
you . . .”
His hands clamped vice-like on
Hilford’s throat. Seamen were
gathering around them, and Hil-
ford’s bleary eyes saw a multitude
of Black-Capes coming on the run.
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
The hands relaxed suddenly. The
captain backed away and stood
with his hands silent, looking al-
most respectful. A hand gripped
Hilford’s arm firmly, turned him
around, and led him along the
quay. He glanced at the man be-
side him, expecting to see the omi-
nous black cape, and saw instead
a flash of color and the high-
peaked, green hat of a sea captain.
Ahead of them, two Black-Capes
halted, and respectfully kept their
distance.
Hilford meekly allowed himself
to be led to the far end of the quay,
aboard a large ship, and into the
cabin. The captain barred the door,
pointed at a chair, and seated him-
self across the table. He poured a
sparkling liquid into two glasses,
and shoved one at Hilford.
His hands spoke bluntly. “I am
Captain Fist. Your name?”
He was a slim, almost fragile-
looking man, small for a Kammian,
but Hilford sensed the hardness his
slight frame concealed, and re-
spected him. His bronze face was
calm and confident, his dark eyes
alert and penetrating. It W2is, Hil-
ford thought, an honest face. This
captain was intelligent, rather than
cunning. He would outmaneuver a
man, but he would not deceive him.
He was obviously someone of im-
portance, and he had saved Hil-
ford, there on the quay — but why?
Hilford raised his glass, to stall for
time.
The captain’s fingers moved
slowly. ‘T understand that your real
name would have no meaning on
Kamm. But surely the Federation
gave you a Kammian name. You
SILENCE IS DEADLY
are from the Federation, aren’t
you?”
Hilford choked, sputtered into
his glass, and dropp^ it. It shat-
tered, and the liquor collected in a
shimmering puddle on the table
top. Captain Fist nonchalantly pro-
duced a rag, cleaned up the mess,
and sat back to look inquiringly at
Hilford.
Hilford made his comment a
weak question. “Federation?”
The captain smiled. “My last
trip to 00. That will be sixty days
ago — sixty-five. The Mother Moon
was full.” He paused to fill another
glass for Hilford. “One night I
found a man on the beach. He
wore a peddler’s hat, and there
were five darts in his body. He was
dead.”
“Describe him,” Hilford said.
“He was a small man, middle-
aged. His hair was reddish, like
that of many people of the Round
Province. He looked like a native
of Kamm. His hands had six fin-
gers. But when we examined his
body, seeking to identify him, we
found his feet had only five toes.”
Hilford nodded thoughtfully. Six
fingers, six toes. Naturally. Space
Intelligence had been careless
there, which wasn’t normal. But
then — the Black-Gapes didn’t have
X-ray vision. It wasn’t his toes that
had given him away.
“Was the man your friend?” the
captain asked.
Hilford made a quick decision
that was no decision at all. He had
to trust this man. “No,” he an-
swered. “But I knew of him.”
The captain gestured his under-
standing. “The following night, the
17
Black-Capes were chasing another
man, outside of 00, along the
shore. They trapped him on the
beach, and he was wounded, but
he ran into the water and swam
out to sea. I went with two of my
men in a small boat, and we found
him — alive. I took 1dm to the home
of the wife I have in 00, and I
found that he, too, had six fingers
on each hand, but only five toes on
each foot. He trusted me, and from
him I learned of the Federation.”
“The Federation,” Hilford said,
“has been in contact with Kamm
for nearly two hundred years.
There has been a trading ship each
month . . .”
“I learned of the Federation
from the peddler I plucked from
the sea. The great dukes do not
honor the people of Kamm with
dangerous knowledge. The League
has long attempted to learn about
the ships from the sky — without
success, until I found the peddler.”
“What happened to the ped-
dler?”
“I left him in 00 with my wife.
He ignored my advice and went to
the market place. He never re-
turned.”
“The Federation has sent many
such men to the Flat Province in
the last six months. All have disap-
peared.”
“Of course,” the captain said.
Hilford did not understand his
matter-of-fact attitude. “They have
been good men — ^men as accus-
tomed to live on strange worlds as
you are accustomed to travel the
sea. They have been carefully
trained in the language and ways
of Kamm. And still they disap-
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peared. Why?”
“I guessed who you were,” the
captain said, “because you wore
the seaman’s hat and did not know
the ways of seamen. Once you were
inside this cabin I was certain. If
you were to walk over to the mar-
ket place, the first Black-Cape you
passed would arrest you.”
“Why?”
The captain poured another
drink for himself, and downed it
quickly. He looked at Hilford in
amusement, but his hands moved
almost apologetically. “By your
smell,” he said.
Hilford sank back, and struggled
to control his amazement. Kamm,
the silent planet. Kamm, where the
natives had lost their hearing, and
gained in its place super-sensitive
senses of sight and smell. Some of
the manifestations were obvious —
the astonishing use of color, this
captain thinking nothing of put-
ting to sea in the dark to look for
a solitary swimmer, even — if he
hadn’t been such a dunce as to
overlook it — the incredible number
of peddlers in the market place who
dealt in perfumes.
Suddenly he understood the mir-
acle of his escape. Not even the
Kammian nose could cope with
the odors that blended along the
quay — fresh and decaying fish, a
variety of imported foodstuffs, pun-
gent stacks of drying seaweed. On
the fishing boat, the Black-Cape’s
sense of smell had been completely
frustrated, and he was reduced to
simply looking for a peddler.
And the sudden disappearance of
the other Intelligence Agents — once
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
they invaded the market place of
00, it would only be a matter of
time before the Black-Gapes no-
ticed the distinctive odor of the
alien. Perhaps it was already fa-
miliar to them, from the men of
the trading missions. And once they
understood, they needed only to
stroll about, sniffing deeply. The
agents, with their clumsy olfactory
equipment, could have no inkling
of how they were betraying them-
selves. No wonder Space Intelli-
gence had been losing agents!
‘T know,” the captain signaled,
“that the Federation wants nothing
that would not be good for the peo-
ple of Kamm. I pledge you the full
support of the League.”
“The League?”
“The Seamen’s League, of which
I am also captain.”
“I’ll need your assistance,” Hil-
ford said.
The clasped hands, right to left
and left to right, bending their
wrists until their forearms touched.
“Now,” the captain said, “I’ll
take you home. You’ll carry a bas-
ket of overripe fish, just in case.
You must not be careless, like the
peddler I plucked from the sea.”
HE CAPTAIN did not live in
00 proper, but in a small sea-
men’s village a short distance to the
east of the metropolis, along the
shore. Hilford carried a basket of
fish, which were fully as overripe as
the captain had promised. The
captain’s hands spoke busily as
they walked, and Hilford had to
strain to follow them in the gather-
ing darkness.
SILENCE IS DEADLY
“The League,” the captain said,
“is independent of any duke. The
Duke Two Fingers likes us no bet-
ter than we like him. Years ago,
when he was first chosen Keeper
of the Bird, he tried to rule the
League. The League defied him,
and he arrested all the seamen who
were in 00.” He grinned, his white
teeth flashing disdainfully. “It
lasted for sixty days. No more
ships came to the Flat Province.
The duke placed his Black-Gapes
on ships of the League, and told
them to be seamen. Most of them
were lost in the first storm. In the
end, the duke paid the League for
the ships and for the affront to the
seamen. Since then he has not mo-
lested the League, and though we
do not bow down to him, we avoid
giving him cause for anger.”
Hilford nodded.
“You must not move your head,”
the captain said, looking at him
sharply. “You move your hand —
so.
Hilford repeated the gesture, and
the captain grinned approvingly.
“We will make a good Kammian
of you. The Duke Two Fingers
himself will not be able to tell you
from a native of the Flat Province
— as long as you carry the fish!”
Hilford did not find it amusing.
He knew there were times when a
basket of fish could be a definite
handicap to a Space Intelligence
Agent.
In the captain’s modest but
brightly-painted house Hilford
joined the captain and his wife for
their evening meal. Kammian eti-
quette wisely prohibited conversa-
tion when the hands had better
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things to do, and they ate without
exchanging a word. As soon as they
had finished, the wife cleared the
table and discreetly vanished. The
captain sat staring at the table, ab-
sently chewing on a piece of sea-
weed. Hilford was suddenly seized
by weariness. He had been under
constant activity and nervous strain
for eighteen hours. He shook his
head resolutely, and straightened
up. He’d had a blazing piece of
good fortune, but he had actually
accomplished nothing.
The captain looked up quickly,
and echo^ his thought. “There is
much to be done. Some officers of
the League are coming — those that
are in port. They will be here soon.”
“Their help will be welcome,”
Hilford said.
The captain busied himself with
the arrangements. He brought in
chairs until the small room was
crowded. On the arm of each chair
he hung an oil lamp and lit it. The
light was focused through a slot to
fall across the hands of the person
occupying the chair — a Kammian
device to aid night conversation.
Hilford’s mind began to shape
plans. The cart was the most im-
portant thing. He must find the
cart, and repossess the transmitter.
He could then let Base know he was
still operating, and ask for a post-
ponement of the deadline. With the
help of the League, he should even-
tually be successful — if only he
could have time . . .
He awakened suddenly, catching
himself as his body pitched for-
ward. The room was full of men,
all sitting calmly at attention, all
waiting patiently for him to awake.
He experienced a momentary con-
sternation at having fallen asleep.
He turned apologetically to his
host, and the captain began his
introduction as if nothing had hap-
pened.
“Our guest is of the men who
send the ships from the sky. They
call themselves the Federation. We
discussed this at our last meeting.
This man is here to help the peo-
ple of Kamm. The League will give
him every assistance within its
power, and all of us will guard his
presence here with our lives.”
All eyes were on Hilford. “There
was a peddler,” he said slowly,
“who was taken in the market place
today by the Black-Capes. He was
my assistant. I must know what has
been done with him. I must know
what has been done with his cart.”
“We will learn what we can,” the
captain replied.
“The cart is important. I must
have the cart.”
The captain glanced about the
room, and his hands formed a
Kammian name. A young man at
the rear stood up and extinguished
his lamp. “I understand,” he sig-
naled, and turned and went out.
“I saw a man in the duke’s car-
riage today,” Hilford said. “He was
not of this planet.”
“The man with the holes in his
head,” the captain said. “Evil meets
with evil in the duke’s carriage.”
“Do you know where he comes
from?”
The circle of hands remained
motionless. “Two such men have
been seen with the duke,” the cap-
tain said finally. “We know no
more than that.”
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LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
“Six months ago,” Hilford said,
“men of the Federation called on
the Duke Two Fingers. Their call
was a gesture of friendship, which
is made each year. The next morn-
ing the men were found in the
streets of 00, murdered.”
“It is the duke’s way of doing
things,” the captain said simply.
“Anything I could learn of this
crime would be of value.”
He followed the captain’s gaze as
it swept quickly about the room. No
hand moved. The captain’s fingers
shaped another name, and a sea-
man extinguished his lamp and
went out. Attention returned to
Hilford.
“There are matters which I must
attend to in person,” Hilford said.
“What can be done to make me
smell like a Kammian? I cannot
carry fish everywhere I go.” There
was no reply. “Would it be fitting
for me to use a perfume that would
hide the odor?”
Smiles flickered on the seamen’s
faces. “A male does not use per-
fume,” the captain said bluntly.
“And yet — there is a perfume mak-
er in 00. He is a good man. He
might make you a perfume that
would cancel your odor, and no
more. Perhaps tomorrow . .
“Why not tonight?”
“It would be dangerous for the
perfume maker. We seamen can
frequent the drinking places at
night and wander about undis-
turbed. That is expected of seamen.
But the citizens of 00 must be in
their homes two hours after sun-
down. It can mean death if the
Black-Gapes find them on the
streets.”
“Then let your perfume maker
be a seaman,” Hilford said.
Puzzled faces stared at Hilford,
and there was the confused move-
ment of shifting feet and fingered
protests. “I do not understand,” the
captain said. “He is a perfume
maker . . .”
Hilford fumbled in the lining of
his cape, and donned his scarlet
peddler’s hat. “Look — I’m a ped-
dler.”
The captain’s face wore a star-
tled expression. “Of course!” He
dispatched a young seaman, with
an extra seaman’s hat concealed
under his cape.
“When is the next Keeper of the
Bird to be chosen?” Hilford asked.
“Only the dukes know.”
“Where is the choice made?”
“Somewhere in the mountains, it
is said. Only the dukes know. And
perhaps the most trusted Black-
Capes.”
“Do all the dukes attend?”
“Yes. The southern dukes jour-
ney by sea to 00, and the northern
dukes journey by sea to the Tri-
angular Province. Where they meet,
only the dukes know.”
Hilford did a quick review of his
geography. The mountain range
ran along the center of Kamm’s
long, narrow continent. So the
dukes would travel the northern or
southern seas to the center of the
continent and journey inland, to
meet in the mountains. It would
not be difficult for them to keep
their meeting place a secret. Kam-
mian commerce moved by sea.
Roads were few in the interior, and
probably few people ever ventured
to cross the mountains.
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Hilford felt encouraged. This
was more than Space Intelligence
had learned in the previous two
centuries. “Here is our objective,”
he said. “The liberation of the peo-
ple of Kamm must proceed slowly.
We wish to avoid violence. The first
step must be to secure the appoint-
ment of another duke as Keeper of
the
The captain gestured sadly.
“That is impossible.”
“We of the Federation often find
ourselves called upon to do the
impossible.”
“That is impossible,” the captain
said again. “The duke’s younger
brother is High Priest of the Bird.”
Hilford’s response was unneces-
sarily and futilely vocal. “Ah!” he
exclaimed. So that was the basis for
the duke’s system in the lottery.
One seaman leaned forward. It
was the brawny, red-faced captain
who had nearly throttled Hilford
that afternoon. “I sail tomorrow
for the Round Province,” he said.
“When I return, I bring the Duke
One Thumb to 00.”
“He comes to take part in the
choice of a new Keeper of the
Birdr
“The Duke One Thumb does not
visit the Flat Province out of love
for its duke.”
“Is the Duke One Thumb a
friend of the League?”
“Not openly. But seamen feel
welcome in the Round Province.”
“Would it be possible for me to
talk with the Duke One Thumb?”
“It might be arranged.”
The door swung open, and the
perfume maker entered — a tall,
gangling man who looked ludicrous
in a seaman’s hat much too large
for him. He carried a heavy box,
and the situation had evidently
been explained to him. He looked
about the room, sniffed, made his
way directly to Hilford, sniffed
again, and grimaced distastefully.
His long face had an almost com-
ically mournful expression.
He set down the box, and his
delicate fingers moved concisely,
gracefully. He would have, Hil-
ford thought, a beautiful Kammian
accent. “It may be difficult,” he
said, “but I shall work at it.”
“Work in the next room,” the
captain said.
The door swung open and a
seaman charged in, fingers moving
frantically. “Black-Capes coming!”
The captain pushed Hilford’s
chair aside, knelt with a knife in
his hand, and pried up a small
square of flooring. He signaled to
Hilford. “Quickly!”
Hilford lowered himself down.
The space under the floor was
shallow, and he stood with his head
and shoulders above the floor of the
room. “The perfume maker?” he
asked.
“Quickly!”
He ducked under, and the trap
closed over him. The darkness was
absolute — not so much as a crack
of light entered around the trap.
He edged forward until his fingers
touched damp earth. He found
himself in a scoop>ed-out area per-
haps three strides square. In one
corner there was a box, and he sat
down. The waiting began.
On a normal planet he would
have heard the police making a
noisy entry, heard their bullying
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questions, and had some idea of
how things were going. On Kamm
he heard nothing — and when the
trap opened, he would not know
if it meant safety or capture.
But he was a veteran intelligence
agent, and he did not waste energy
in worrying about a situation that
he could not control. He relaxed
in the darkness, leaned back against
the damp wall of his hiding place,
and dozed off.
Light was falling dimly through
the opened trap when he awoke,
and the captain was shaking him.
They climbed out, closed the trap,
and took their seats. The seamen
faced him calmly, as if nothing
had happened.
“All that trouble for nothing?”
Hilford asked.
Captain Fist looked gloomy. “I
do not like this. Not for years have
there been so many Black-Gapes in
our village. They inquired after the
seaman I brought home with me.”
“That means . . .”
“It means a seaman, or a mem-
ber of his family, is in the pay of
the Black-Capes. We must proceed
cautiously. By tomorrow they will
have compared reports with the
Black-Capes that were on the quay
today. They will want to know
what I did with the seaman who
behaved so awkwardly.”
“What did you tell them about
the seaman you brought home?”
“I brought no seaman home,”
the captain said. “I brought the
perfume maker. Of course in the
dusk some fool may have mistaken
the color of his hat.” He smiled
slyly. “The perfume maker is con-
ferring with the League about some
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perfume which he wishes to ex-
port. He will be my guest until
morning. And early tomorrow the
awkward seaman will ship on a
boat bound for the Round Province.
He will be seen going aboard by a
Black-Gape who will recognize him
— ^we shall see to that. And I have
already sent out a small boat to
meet him down the coast and bring
him back after dark tomorrow. We
should hear no more of the mat-
ter.”
“It is well arranged,” Hilford
said.
The perfume maker came in
from the next room, and dabbed
Hilford in unlikely places with a
pungent, colorless liquid. The as-
sembled seamen sniffed carefully,
and Captain Fist delivered the
verdict.
“No,” he said. “You have
blended one evil scent with another.
It hides nothing.” He turned quick-
ly to Hilford. “Apologies, but . . .”
“Quite all right,” Hilford said.
The perfume maker turned away
sadly. “It is difficult,” his graceful
fingers signaled. “But I shall work
at it.”
Hilford briefed the seamen care-
fully on the Federation point-of-
view, and found them vaguely dis-
appointed. They had expected, per-
haps, armed assistance against the
Duke Two Fingers, and they had to
resign themselves to a more subtle
kind of revolution. Four times the
perfume maker tiptoed in to test a
new concoction, and registered four
more failures. The meeting lasted
until dawn, and Hilford was given
a hearty breakfast and sent on his
way.
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He walked to the quay closely
surrounded by a dozen seamen.
Several carried baskets that were
awesomely tainted with the odor
of the previous day’s fish. The
brawny captain left Hilford stand-
ing on board his ship in full view
of the passers-by, and walked away.
He returned a few minutes later, in
jocular conversation with a Black-
Cape. The Black-Cape went his
way, laughing heartily.
‘T asked him,” the captain told
Hilford, “if he remembered the
spectacle you made of yourself yes-
terday. He did. I told him that you
men from the north are all igno-
ramuses, but by the time I got you
back from the Round Province
you’d either be dead, or a seaman.
It won’t surprise me if you jump
ship before the return trip.” He
landed a hearty slap on Hilford’s
back and nearly sent him over the
railing.
Well down the coast and out of
sight of land, Hilford transferred to
a small fishing boat. The boat re-
turned after dark, and landed him
near the seamen’s village. Captain
Fist met him on the beach, and led
him to a nearby shack.
“The Black-Capes have been to
the village twice today,” he said. “I
don’t like it. I’m afraid this place is
not safe for you. I’ve arranged for
you to stay in 00.”
“I place full trust in your judg-
ment,” Hilford said.
“The second time they came
they discovered the trap in the floor.
Nothing there, of course, but it
definitely means that I have a
traitor in the League. I went pCT-
sonally to complain to the Captain
of the Black-Capes. He gave me
profound apologies. These are un-
settled times, he said, and the police
take no action that is not neces-
sary. I told him that if the seamen
are molested further I’ll move
League Headquarters to another
province and keep the seamen out
of 00 until the times are less unset-
tled. They’re suspicious about some-
thing, and they don’t know quite
what it is.”
“Did you learn anything about
my friend, the peddler?”
“Nothing. We continue to try.
But I’m afraid you will not see him
again. He has probably been taken
away.”
“Away? Where?”
“To the mountains. No prisoners
return from the mountains.”
“What happens to them?”
“The Duke Two Fingers is reviv-
ing the old ways. No one knows for
certain, but we guess. In the past, a
bloodthirsty duke used animals.
The Duke Two Fingers uses men.”
Hilford was staggered. Human
sacrifice?
Captain Fist’s eyes blazed. “I
have revered the Holy Bird all my
life, as a man of Kamm should. But
holiness that demands the life of a
man is not holiness. It is evil. Now
— ^we go to 00.”
Hilford was installed in an
inn, next door to his friend the
perfume maker. His quarters were
a secret room on the third — and
top — floor. Its dimensions were
seven feet by five feet, and he re-
measured it a dozen times the first
day. He entered, a panel closed be-
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hind him, and he was both hidden
and trapped.
Captain Fist dutifully visited him
once each day, and twice he
brought news. A witness had seen
the duke’s Black-Capes dumping
the bodies of the murdered trade
commissioners from carts in the
dingy alley where they were found
the next morning. A group of pris-
oners had been seen leaving for the
mountains. Zorrel was probably
among them — if he was not already
dead.
The days passed. Once the
Black-Capes raided the inn. They
found nothing, but Hilford’s un-
easiness was heightened, and the
captain did not disguise his worry
about the traitor in his organiza-
tion.
“It is not one of my officers,” he
said. “He suspects that I meet you
here at the inn, but he does not
know of the secret room. When I
find him I shall feed him to the
fish.”
The perfume maker regularly
sent over new mixtures for Hilford
to try. And each time a seaman
would take one studious sniff and
inform Hilford that he still smelled
obnoxious.
The days passed, and on the fifth
day in the inn Hilford decided that
he could wait no longer. He brought
up the subject of Zorrel’s cart. The
captain had discovered nothing.
There was no indication that the
duke’s agents had disposed of it,
so it was assumed that the duke
had converted it to his own use.
“I must find that cart,” Hilford
said. “It will take me two minutes
to remove the hidden equipment,
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and I must have it.”
That evening there was a crowd-
ed meeting in Hilford’s secret
chamber, and an expedition was
organized. The duke’s carts and
wagons were parked in a meadow
near his walled estate. There were
two sentries who circled the area,
keeping its perimeter constantly in
view. The sentries were more a
matter of form than necessity. No
resident of 00 would steal from
the Duke Two Fingers.
“I will deal wiffi the sentries,”
Hilford said. “I need only to get
within fifteen paces of them.”
“No Black-Cape sentry would
allow a seaman to get that close,”
the captain said. “You’d have three
darts in you before you got within
twenty paces.”
“I won’t be a seaman,” Hilford
said, a bit jauntily. “I’ll be another
Black-Gape.”
The seamen gazed at him in
open-mouthed admiration. Clearly,
these men from the Federation
were brilliant fellows.
Hilford felt that the captain’s
plans were overly elaborate, but
his protests were silenced. The ex-
pedition set out the following night,
as soon as it was dark, wearing black
capes and hats borrowed from the
duke’s official tailor. Other seamen
were stationed at intervals from
the wood near the duke’s estate to
the market place on the other side
of 00. And in the market place sea-
men were ready to start a roaring
fire if a diversion was necessary. A
fire in 00 was a serious matter, and
would take priority over any cart
theft.
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Hilford moved out of the
shadows of the wood and strode
towards the sentry, giving him the
stiff-armed Black-Cape salute. At
ten paces he triggered a focused
beam from his stun-gun, and the
sentry folded up into a paralyzed
heap. He was dragged into the
shadows, and a black-caped seaman
took his place. The other sentry was
quickly dealt with. Black-caped sea-
men stationed themselves at inter-
vals among the carts, and one
accompanied Hilford — not to assist
him, but to keep watch and let
him know if trouble came. There
were no shouts of warning on
Kamm.
Hilford turned his attention to
the carts, and was startled by the
number of them — dozens, lined up
in precise rows. Did the Duke Two
Fingers have some passion for col-
lecting ox carts? But no — these
would be intended as military trans-
port. The duke was planning the
conquest of Kamm!
He moved quickly from cart to
cart. Some he could dismiss with
a glance, but many were the same
type as Zorrel’s cart, and he had to
probe the interior for the concealed
panel that hid the transmitter.
He moved as quickly as possible,
and his escort lurked behind him
and signaled, “Haste!” every time
Hilford looked at him. They
reached the end of the first long
row and started on the second, and
suddenly the escort gripped Hil-
ford’s arm. They ran together,
dodging among the carts, and in
the soft light of Kamm’s three
moons Hilford saw waves of Black-
Capes racing down on them from
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all directions. As he ran, he cursed
himself for allowing such elaborate
preparations. Too many seamen
had known of the raid, and the
League’s traitor had struck again.
Hilford wielded his stun-gun at
medium power, and bowled over
ranks of Black-Capes. They darted
through the break in the encircling
lines, and raced for the woods. In
the dim light Hilford could not
tell friend from foe, but evidently
the seaman could. He directed Hil-
ford’s attention to shadows leaping
towards them, and turned him
away from others. Hilford sprayed
at long range with his stun-gun. He
could do no more than momentari-
ly daze the pursuers, but seconds
were what they needed.
The black-caped seamen passed
them, running for the woods, and
Hilford held his ground to fight a
delaying action. “Two missing,”
his escort signaled. “Can’t wait.”
Darts were flashing past them. Hil-
ford pointed the stun-gun as he
ran, and sprayed again at long
range. A dart stabbed into his arm,
and he scarcely felt it. In the direc-
tion of 00 flames were leaping high
into the air, and the pursuing
Black-Capes seemed not to notice
them. Hilford wondered if the
diversion was coming too late.
They had just reached the edge
of the trees when a dart struck
Hilford squarely in the back. He
stumbled, crashed headlong into a
tree, and lost consciousness.
He came to, and opened his eyes
to see a Black-Cape bending over
him. He closed his eyes quickly,
and weakly raised his hand to his
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throat. They had not taken the Holy
Bird. He still had his stun-gun,
which meant he had a chance to
escape. But he felt horribly weak.
He would need strength.
He opened his eyes again, and
saw the Black-Gape grinning at
him. It was his seaman escort. He
lay on the narrow cot in his
cramped secret room.
“We carried you,” the seaman
signaled. “The Black-Capes left us
for the fire.”
Hilford’s fingers moved feebly.
“Your captain is a wise man.”
“The captain has been arrested,”
the seaman said. “So have the
other officers — all the Black-Gapes
could find. You’ve been unconscious
for six hours.”
“What happens now?”
“We have given the duke one
day to release the seamen. If he
does not, we will leave 00, and no
more ships will come to the Flat
Province.”
“The duke will not care, now,”
Hilford said. “He has traitors
among the seamen, and they will
train men to sail the duke’s ships.
The duke will need his own ships
to conquer Kamm, because he
knows the men of the League would
not help him.”
“Men do not lesu'n in a day to
sail the seas of Kamm.”
“The duke has plenty of time.
Or he thinks he has, if he is chosen
again to be the Keeper of the
Bird/’
The seaman looked worried. Hil-
ford was frantic with worry. It
would be morning, now, and he had
just twenty- two days before the
Federation would strike. He did not
dare tell that to the seamen. If a
traitor took word of the attack to
the duke, the Haarns would know,
and what was planned as a quick
conquest would turn into bloody,
all-out war.
He gave way to his weakness,
and slept.
When he awoke Captain Fist
was there, with a doctor. There was
grim sympathy in the captain’s
face. “It grieved me to hear of
your wounds,” he said. “It was
noble of you to sacrifice yourself
for my seamen, but you are the
important one. You should have
saved yourself.”
“It grieved me to hear of your
imprisonment,” Hilford said. “Es-
pecially so since I was responsible.”
“You were not responsible. The
duke has never loved the League,
and he is quick to blame us for
any of his troubles.”
“Have you found your traitor?”
The captain’s fingers formed
words that were strange to Hilford
— rousing, seaman profanity. “I
shall find him. And he will be lost
at sea on his next voyage.”
“Perhaps there is more than
one,” Hilford suggested.
“It is possible. The Duke Two
Fingers has a large purse. But the
duke is not yet ready to fight the
League. Later, perhaps, but not
now.”
“We risked much for no gain,”
Hilford said. “I heard that two
men were lost.”
“They were captured. They were
wearing black capes, so there was
nothing to identify them as sea-
men. But they were also released.
That I do not understand.”
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“The duke is crafty. He would
like to know what we were seeking
among his carts. He hopes to find
out, so he turned everyone loose,
expecting us to try again. But we
won’t try again. It would be use-
less.”
“You are not strong, now,” the
captain said. “You have lost blood,
and you need rest. When you have
recovered, we will make new plans.”
“Yes,” Hilford said. “When I
have recovered.” He saw his dead-
line marching relentlessly towards
him, one day at each stride. Now
there were twenty-one.
Hilford spent three days in the
grip of a blazing fever, while the
worried Kammian doctor minis-
tered to him clumsily. The captain
made his daily visits. The perfume
maker came with new mixtures,
and Hilford indifferently sub-
mitted to his dabbings. More fail-
ures. He slept and woke, and some-
times someone was there — the
captain, or the perfume maker, or
the doctor, or another seaman.
Sometimes he was alone. It did not
seem to matter.
On the fourth day he awoke and
found a stranger in the room —
a short, rotund man whose flaming
red hair was offset by the black
of his flowing robes. He was watch-
ing Hilford curiously. “I am the
Duke One Thumb,” he said. Hil-
ford stirred weakly, and struggled
to sit up. “No,” the duke’s chubby
fingers told him. “You need rest.
I have a great admiration for a
man who braves the imjjossible.”
“Nothing is impossible,” Hilford
said.
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The duke bowed respectfully.
“The captain has informed me of
your wish to see me. How may I
serve you?”
“I would like to make you the
next Keeper of the Bird,” Hilford
said, and knew immediately that
it sounded ridiculous, coming from
a sick man, from a helpless fugitive.
The duke answered matter-of-
factly, “Impossible.”
“Do not all dukes have an equal
chance?”
The duke hesitated. “Yes. All
dukes have an equal chance. The
Duke Two Fingers and his brother,
who is the High Priest of the Bird,
have made certain changes in the
way the choice is made, but the
changes are not new. The same
procedures were in use at the time
of my grandfather’s grandfather.
So all dukes should have an equal
chance, but the Duke Two Fingers
will be chosen.”
“How is the choice made?”
“I cannot tell you. Only the
dukes and the Priests of the Bird
are privileged to know.”
“Do you approve of the giving
of lives of men to the Bird?”
The duke paled. “You know
that? But . . .” He was thought-
ful. “I know there have been
rumors. No, I do not approve. It is
a terrible thing. A sickening thing.
But I cannot change it.”
“You would do things differently
if you were Keeper of the Bird?”
“There are many things I would
do differently.”
“You won’t tell me how the
choice is made? For Kamm?”
“I have sworn my oath. I cannot
tell.”
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“Did you know that the Duke
Two Fingers plans to rule all of
Kamm?”
“I have guessed.”
“But you still cannot tell me
how the choice is made?”
The duke said nothing, but he
met Hilford’s gaze firmly. He was
not, Hilford thought, the irresolute
weakling he had expected. He
would be a good man. Firm, but
honest. The Federation could deal
with such a man.
“You know that I am of the
Federation?” he asked.
“Yes. The Federation has al-
ways been just in its dealings with
Kamm.”
“You know that the Duke Two
Fingers has guests from the sky
who are not of the Federation?”
He grimaced, and answered dis-
gustedly, “Yes. They are evil men.
Fit companions for the Duke Two
Fingers.”
“Have they given the duke
weapons?”
“No. They have refused to give
the duke weapons.” He smiled at
Hilford’s surprise. “I have my own
sources of information,” he said.
“Did you know that the men of
the Federation’s trade commission
were murdered by some strange
and powerful weapon?”
“I heard of the deaths, I do not
understand them, but I do not
think the Duke Two Fingers has
such a weapon.”
“Perhaps his evil guests used it.”
“That is possible. Yes, it must
have happened that way.”
Hilford felt that he had reached
an impasse. The duke was the one
man he was likely to meet who
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could tell him everything he needed
to know. And the duke had sworn
an oath, and he was a man who
would honor his oath.
“The chosen duke is called
Keeper of the Bird” Hilford said
suddenly. “Why?”
The duke looked at him curious-
ly. “Because he is the Keeper of
the Bird,”
“A real Bird? A live Bird?”
“Of course.”
‘T did not know such Birds
actually existed.”
“Many of them exist. One is
chosen at the same time that the
duke is chosen, and entrusted to
his care for the term of his office.”
“Entrusted to his care,” Hilford
mused. “He is responsible for it,
then. Supposing the duke is negli-
gent?”
The Duke One Thumb smiled.
“He will not be negligent. It is
always a young and healthy Bird,
and the Keeper of the Bird lavishes
tender care upon it. He would
guard it with his life. If it were to
die, he would lose his office im-
mediately, and he could never hold
the office again.”
“I understand. And the Keeper
of the Bird rules all the Black-
Gapes on Kamm.”
“Yes. But he can send them into
another province only when a duke
requests them. And the other dukes
can have no armed men outside
of their personal guard, unless they
request them of the Keeper of the
Bird, My personal guard is large,
and there are few Black-Gapes in
the Round Province.”
A neat arrangement for an am-
bitious Keeper of the Bird, Hilford
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thought. By controlling the Black-
Capes, he alone, of all the dukes,
could raise a standing army. When
his army was large enough, he could
take over all of Kamm.
But he would have to have a
powerful army, because the other
eleven dukes would unite against
him if he attacked one. With
Kamm’s scanty resources it would
take time to plan a full-scale con-
quest. It would take more than
a five-year term as Keeper of the
Bird.
A lottery which shifted the power
from duke to duke at regular in-
tervals had been a sound system.
But once a duke rigged the lottery
and got himself chosen for several
consecutive terms, the entire bal-
ance of power on the planet was up-
set. The Duke Two Fingers was
finishing his third term. A fourth
would enable him to conquer
Kamm.
“When is the next Keeper of
the Bird to be chosen?” Hilford
asked.
“I cannot tell you that.”
“It must be soon, or you would
not be here.”
“That much you know. I cannot
tell you more.”
Hilford struggled weakly, and
pushed himself into a sitting posi-
tion. “I will be present when the
choice is made. I will make you the
next Keeper of the Bird.^^
The duke clasped Hilford’s
hands, and bent forward until
their forearms touched. “You are
a brave man. Unfortunately, it is
impossible. It would mean your
death, and it would be a terrible
death.” He slid open the panel,
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and turned again before he stepped
through. “Your life would be given
to the Birds.”
HE PERFUME maker had
been respectfully waiting for
the duke to leave. He stepped
through the panel, solemn as usual,
and l^ded Hilford a small bottle.
“Mixture number thirty-one,” he
said sadly.
“Fm afraid your task is even
more impossible than mine,” Hil-
ford said.
“I shall succeed. I have had
worse tasks. The Duke Two Fingers
himself once gave me a worse task,
and I accomplished it.”
“What need did the duke have
for perfume?”
“He wanted a scent that the
Birds would not like.”
“The Holy Birds?” Hilford
straightened up attentively.
“Yes. They are most repulsive
creatures. I worked for weeks. I
would drench a rodent with scent
and put him in their cage, and
they would eat him. My two
hundred and sixty-third mixture
was a success. The rodent was per-
fectly safe with them — ^until the
scent wore off. Then they tore
him to pieces. It was not pleasant,
seeing those Birds every day. I did
not sleep well for weeks after-
wards.”
“You saw them at the duke’s
palace?”
“Yes.”
“I thought the Keeper of the
Bird kept only one bird.”
“These were brought by the
duke’s brother, who is a Priest of
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the Bird. I think the priests wanted
something to protect themselves
from the Birds, and I do not blame
them. Anyway, that was years ago
— long before the Duke Two
Fingers became Keeper of the
Bird. Perhaps he uses it himself,
now, with a Bird in his palace. I
mixed him a new batch only a
month ago.”
“You are the first person I’ve
met, outside of the Duke One
Thumb, who has ever seen a live
Bird.”
“The Duke Two Fingers pledged
me to secrecy. You are the first I
have ever told.”
“I shall respect your confidence,”
Hilford said. “And I shall give
your mixture thirty-one the usual
critical test.”
The perfume maker smiled wist-
fully. “I shall commence mixture
thii^-two, just in case.”
Captain Fist came in the eve-
ning, and sat for a long time with
his fingers silent, looking weary
and troubled. “I must leave you,”
he said finally. “I have rarely
stayed in 00 for so long, and the
Black-Capes are suspicious. Now
they follow me everywhere. So I
must make a short voyage. I’ll be
back in ten days, and less if the
winds favor me. You will be well
looked after — I promise that.”
“Thank you,” Hilford said. He
had never felt more helpless. He
was too weak to leave his hiding
place, and if he did the first Black-
Cape that happened along would
arrest him. And he could no longer
fully trust the League.
“I will see you as soon as I
return,” the captain said. He arose
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to go, stepped towards the panel,
and suddenly whirled about and
stared incredulously. Twice he
raised his hands to speak, and
dropped them.
“What’s the matter?” Hilford
asked anxiously.
“I just noticed. I no longer
smell you!”
“Mixture thirty-one,” Hilford
said gleefully. “Tell the perfume
maker to send up a large bottle.”
After the captain had gone, he
made his plans. He would have to
get out of 00. Whatever else he
might learn in the capital city of
the Duke Two Fingers, he could
not finish his assignment there.
And if he stayed longer, the
League’s traitor might learn of his
hiding place.
He left only a note of thanks for
the seamen, and carrying the large
bottle of scent that the jubilant per-
fume maker had delivered, he
slipped out of the inn into the dark
streets of 00.
He wore his seaman’s hat until
he was clear of the town. Once a
Black-Cape stopped him, and as
Hilford gripped his stun-gun the
policeman noticed his hat and
passed him by with a nod. Outside
of 00 Hilford changed to the
peddler’s hat, and struck out along
the grassy ruts of the cart path that
led northwards towards the moun-
tains.
He tired quickly, but he dogged-
ly kept a firm pace and pushed
himself onwards. The sun rose,
and slowly added its brisk warmth
to his feverish discomfort. Soon
each staggering stride became a
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matter of forced concentration.
He pushed his weakened body
forward until mid-moming, and
he collapsed in a scant patch of
shade on a hilltop, with the build-
ings of 00 still visible on the south-
ern horizon. He could go no
farther.
To the north, he saw a small
village of scattered, colorful houses,
a peddler with ox and cart plodding
up the hill towards him — and, in
the hazy distance, the beckoning,
snow-covered mountains. He strug-
gled to his feet, and stopped the
peddler. In five minutes of oblique
negotiations he purchased ox, cart
and merchandise at a price that
roughly equaled their sound value
times ten. In the village he dis-
posed of half the merchandise to
a wily old shopkeeper at a ruinous
loss, and stocked up on food. Once
clear of the village, he climbed
into the half-empty cart and fash-
ioned a cramped resting place for
himself.
A swat across its hindquarters
started the ox. It lurched dumbly
forward along the path it had
followed less than an hour before,
having no apparent interest either
in where it was going or where it
had been. Hilford watched anxious-
ly to see if it would follow the path
'without supervision. When it did,
he lay down and fought the agony
that stabbed his wounds as the cart
rocked and bumped over the ruts.
Finally his exhaustion triumphed,
and he slept.
It was dark when he awoke. The
northward track lay ahead of him
in the dim moonlight, and the ox
was plodding along indifferently.
He got out and staggered beside it
for a time, attempting to exercise
his cramped muscles, but the effort
proved too much for him. He led
the ox off the main track and into
the shelter of some trees to rest.
He did not know when the dukes
would leave 00, or how fast they
could travel. His only hope lay in
reaching the mountains ahead of
them. If he could do that, he might
have a chance.
And the attack would come in
sixteen days.
The following day he suffered a
relapse. He lay in his cart, burning
with fever, while the ox moved
patiently onwards. Day blurred in-
to night and became day again,
and he lost track of time. Perhaps
the ox rested when it grew tired,
or perhaps not. Perhaps his cart
met travelers along the way, or
perhaps not. He did not know.
He was able, finally, to get out of
the cart and walk beside the ox.
He knew that five days had passed,
and perhaps it was six or seven.
He walked, and rested, and his
strength began to return to him.
The next morning, from the side
of a mountain slope, he looked
down on the scraggly forested, roll-
ing plain, and saw a long, bright-
ly colored caravan creeping towards
him — animals, carts, attendants and
the royal personages of the six
southern dukes. He moved on, and
his ox panted and strained as it
hauled the cart up a steep moun-
tain pass.
Kamm’s belt of conical moun-
tains appeared to be of volcanic
origin, and the peaks on the south-
ern fringe were arranged confusedly
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
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— now humped closely upon one
another, now widely spaced. The
rough cart path went its winding
way among the lofty trees, passing
between two mountains with scarce-
ly a ripple in elevation, then point-
ing its way steeply upwards a
thousand feet for the next pass.
Hilford pushed forward, dis-
daining food and sleep, until ex-
haustion had overcome him again,
and the skin of the toiling, perspir-
ing ox hung in flabby folds. On
the morning of his third day in
the mountains he came upon a
broad, wooded valley. He lashed
the ox furiously, forcing it into a
stumbling run. He must cross the
valley before the dukes’ party came
out of the pass. He must not be
seen.
By noon he had crossed the
valley and gained the refuge of the
tree-covered slope on the opposite
side. He rested, and the ox collapsed
in its harness. He could safely go
no farther, he thought. Now he
must wait until the dukes had
passed him, and follow them.
The long caravan descended into
the valley in mid-afternoon, crossed
it, and set up camp on the north
side. As darkness came on, Hilford
looked down on the bright fires
with satisfaction. Everything had
gone according to plan. In the
morning, he would let them pass
him, and then follow. But he must
not oversleep.
He awoke with the first light of
dawn in his face, and hurried to
look down on the sprawling camp.
There was little sign of activity.
He returned to his cart, ate, and
relaxed while the ox grazed con-
SILENCE IS DEADLY
tentedly on the forest bushes. At
noon, cooking fires dotted the camp.
The attendants finished their meal,
and retired to their tents. Oxen
were tethered out to pasture. Carts
were parked neatly around the
perimeter of the camp. The dukes
were evidently in no hurry.
Puzzled, Hilford turned away
and walked to the top of the pass.
He looked down into the valley
to the north, and to his amazement
he saw another camp site — the
oxen, the carts, the colorful tents.
Understanding came suddenly,
and crushed him. This was the
camp of the northern dukes. Only
the dukes could enter the Temple
of the Bird, and they had left
their retinues and gone on alone,
and he had lost them. His exhaust-
ing journey had been wasted.
But he still had a few days— five,
perhaps — and the dukes would not
undertake a long journey by them-
selves. The Temple of the Bird
should be within a day’s walk of
the camps. There should be some
kind of path or road leading to it.
The Temple would need supplies.
A movement through the trees
to his left startled him. He leaped
to his feet, gripping his stun-gun,
and saw that his ox had pulled loose
and was wandering about seeking
choice leaves to munch. With a
grin, he turned and hurried away
through the trees. He was a peddler,
seeking his strayed ox.
He found the path just as dark-
ness was falling, a meandering
foot path that led up out of the
valley. He quickly lost it in the
darkness, but he knew its general
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direction, which was up, and he
kept moving. An hour later he saw
a flash of light on the mountain
slope, far above him.
But he found nothing — no im-
posing Temple with brightly-
painted facade, no buildings, no
signs that humans had passed that
way. He wandered on in the dark-
ness, feeling the deep chill of the
mountain air, feeling the weakness
that he had been unable to shake
off in his relentless struggle to
reach the mountains.
A cloud choked ofT the last feeble
glimmer of the smallest Kammian
moon. He slowed his pace, and
peered uncertainly ahead of him.
Suddenly his foot found emptiness,
and he struggled for balance, lost
it, and tumbled downwards.
He landed on a metal framework
ten feet below the surface, and
found himself in a caged airshaft,
about six feet in diameter. Before
he could collect his confused senses
pain stabbed at his arm, and he
jerked away and stood in the center
of the cage while the giant, hideous-
ly colored Holy Birds of Kamm
fluttered greedily about him. One
swooped up from below and
slashed at his ankle. The bars
formed a perfect ladder, and he
made a rush to climb out and
was forced back by tearing talons
and ripping beaks. He experienced
a wave of dizziness, with a throb-
bing, pounding sensation in his
head. While he stood there in be-
wilderment, he saw in the dim
light far below a black-hooded
Priest of the Bird staring up at him.
The priest whirled suddenly, and
ran.
IT WAS A small, barren room
hewn out of rock. Three black-
hooded priests filed in, paused to
sniff Hilford carefully, and took
their seats. He sniffed them in turn,
and caught a powerful, pungent
odor that seemed at the same time
agreeable and repulsive. He found
an element of humor in the situa-
tion. He might have said, “We
have something in common, gentle-
men. We patronize the same per-
fume maker.” But the grim-looking
priests would not have appreciated
the joke.
He stood before them, tottering
weakly, blood flowing from his
arm and ankle, and told his story.
The elder priest leaned forward as
he finished, and Hilford found the
haughty nose and cruel features
vaguely familiar. This would be
the younger brother of the Duke
Two Fingers.
He moved his fingers languidly,
bored to have such a trifle brought
to his attention. “A stray ox was
found this evening,” he said. “Your
story may be true. If so, that is
unfortunate. You have had the
high honor of seeing the Holy Birds
of Kamm. You have entered the
forbidden Temple. Your life is
forfeited to the Birds.”
The two younger priests led Hil-
ford away. They passed through a
labyrinth of corridors, straight,
curving, ascending, descending,
branching off. They passed through
a barred door, and another, and
Hilford was shoved forward into
a long room that was nothing more
than a wide, barren corridor. Bars
closed silently behind him.
At the far end were more bars.
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LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
and half a hundred men of Kamm
stood about, or squatted, or
stretched out on the damp rock
floor. Sobs shook one man’s huge
frame— the only evidence of his
silent weeping. Hilford’s searching
gaze photographed the faces, and
suddenly found one that was fa-
miliar. Zorrel!
The young agent walked towards
him, grinning happily. They stood
close together, so their fingers could
have some privacy. “Now there are
five of us,” Zorrel said.
“Three other agents here?”
“Such as they are. Their morale
isn’t exactly good. They’ve been
treated badly, and they’ve had the
misfortune to see what happened
to some other agents.” He stopped
suddenly, and fingered Hilford’s
blood-soaked sleeve.
“My introduction to the Birds,”
Hilford told him.
“Then I don’t need to explain.”
“About the birds, no. About this
layout, yes.”
“Gome,” Zorrel said. He led Hil-
ford to the far end of the room, and
they stood looking out through the
bars upon an enormous, domed,
circular arena. At intervals around
the sides there were pairs of barred
openings about the size of a large
door — one at floor level, and one
directly above it. In the center of
the arena was a cage — just big
enough, Hilford thought grimly, to
hold a man.
“This is the lottery where the
Keeper of the Bird is chosen, and
other important matters are de-
cided,” Zorrel said. “Each duke has
his own royal box — the upper
openings. There are twelve of them.
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When the great moment comes,
the arena is filled with birds, and
the victim is placed in the cage.
The lower doors are opened, and
the cage is hoisted up to the dome.
All the victim has to do is get from
the center of the arena over to one
of the lower doors before the birds
tear him to pieces. The first few
don’t get very far, but eventually
the birds have their hunger satis-
fied, and they lose interest. The
victims get farther and farther,
and finally one makes it. And what-
ever door he escapes through, that
duke is the next Keeper of the
Bird. Pleasant little game, isn’t it?”
Hilford shuddered. He’d had his
share of experience with barbarism
and violence and human sacrifice,
but only with the most primitive
civilizations. It had seemed natural,
there. Here it was only gruesome.
“Generations ago, they stopped
using humans and changed to ani-
mals,” Zorrel went on. “But the
Duke Two Fingers is reviving the
old customs. It’s a nice thing for
the victim that finally makes it. He
receives high honors, and he might
even marry a daughter of a duke, if
one is available. For the ones that
don’t make it, it isn’t so nice.”
“When is the lottery to take
place?”
Zorrel laughed sardonically. “Any
minute, now. We — ” his gesture
swept the bare room “ — are the
victims. Wonder if the Birds think
old men are tougher eating than
young men. You might stand a
better chance than a young, tender
morsel like me.”
Hilford stood looking thought-
fully out at the arena.
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“There’s no escape that way,”
Zorrel said. “And you know what’s
at the other end — two barred
doors, and a couple of squads of
priestly guards. Once the festivities
start, they’re going to be more in-
terested in watching the arena than
us.” He patted his stun-gun. “That
would be a good time to take over
this place.”
“I’ve picked up a fair amount of
information myself,” Hilford said.
“I think I have most of the picture,
now. The question is, what do we
do with it?”
“The question is, how do we get
out of here?”
“We’re intelligence agents,” Hil-
ford said. “We have an assign-
ment.”
“All right — I’m with you. Better
not count too much on the others.
And I’ll tell you one thing.” He
patted the stun-gun again. “If they
put me in that arena, the Birds are
going to regret it. A full charge
would kill a Bird.”
“That wouldn’t solve anything.
It wouldn’t even get you out alive.
The priests would tear you apart
if the Birds didn’t. Your gun’s
charge won’t last forever, and mine
is pretty well gone now.”
“So what do we do?”
“I want to snoop around, and
talk to our fellow victims.”
He moved back up the room,
passed by one man who was gripj>ed
in a coma of trembling fear, and
stopped beside a small, wizened
oldster who grinned at him cheer-
fully.
“Don’t get discouraged,” he said
to Hilford. “Maybe you’ll be lucky,
like me.”
“Lucky in what way?”
“My number doesn’t come up.
Been here four years, and — ^here I
am. They don’t call my number.
Food is good, quarters aren’t bad,
and they don’t give you much work
to do. It isn’t a bad life if you
don’t mind being herded down
here on Holy Days and the like.”
Hilford jerked a thumb at the
arena. “You enjoy what goes on
there?”
“I don’t let it^bother me. Sure
— I tell myself it might be me, in
there. But it isn’t, and I’ll die of
old age before they get to me.”
“You’ve been here four years,”
Hilford said. “How many lives have
you seen given to the Birds?”
“Don’t know. Couple of hundred,
maybe. Of course, on Holy Days
it’s only one. I never saw a Choice.
They say they use a lot of us for a
Choice.”
Hilford walked on. He found the
three intelligence agents, talked
with them briefly, and left them.
They had been badly mistreated.
Marks on their hands suggested
torture. They had been starved,
and they were almost too weak to
walk. He’d have to get them out,
of course, if he could. But he
couldn’t count on them for assist-
ance.
Suddenly a familiar odor caught
his attention, bitter and pungent,
vaguely irritating, vaguely pleasant.
He turned towards it and saw a
lean, bronze young man of unmis-
takable physical hardness. He
studied his face carefully. He had
seen him somewhere — in a crowd,
perhaps, where the face had been
only one of many.
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
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But only one group of Kammians
achieved that physical condition.
He was a seaman. And he was
generously anointed with the scent
of the Priests of the Bird.
“That’s a potent perfume you
wear,” Hilford said.
The seaman glanced at him
sullenly, and said nothing.
“The League will be pleased to
know who their traitor is.”
The seaman started. He smiled
slowly. “They were bound to get
you, sooner or later. And the
League will never learn from you.”
“Give my regards to the Duke
Two Fingers,” Hilford said.
He turned, and walked back to
Zorrel. Odd, he thought, how sud-
denly the inexplicable is unraveled.
He knew who the League’s traitor
was — or one of the traitors. And
he knew how the Duke Two Fingers
rigged the lottery.
He explained to Zorrel, who
scoffed, at first, and then displayed
a refined mastery of Kammian pro-
fanity. “Then the whole thing is
a farce,” he said. “They call some
numbers to put on a good show for
the other dukes, and then they send
this fellow in. And the birds won’t
touch him. And he walks through
the Duke Two Fingers* door, and
the show is over.”
“For another five years.”
“We can arrange an accident for
this seaman. At least the lottery
would be genuine.”
“Too many witnesses,” Hilford
said. “And it wouldn’t help the
situation. All the priests would have
to do is douse another prisoner with
scent, and show him where the
Duke Two Fingers’ door is.”
SILENCE IS DEADLY
“So what do we do about it?”
“Nothing. I checked that door,
and it can only be opened from
the other side. There’s no way out
of here. We’ll have to wait until
they take us somewhere else.”
“What if they try to feed us to
the Birds?”
“Let me know if you figure out
something.”
They sat down along the wall,
and waited. Hilford glanced again
at the arena. There were caged
air vents in the ceiling, but the one
that had trapped him opened into
a smaller room. Enormous natural
caves, he decided, altered by gen-
erations of priests to suit their
purposes. The religion of Kamm
would provide fascinating study
material for some young Federation
ethnologist — if he were lucky
enough to survive to collect it.
A door opened, and the black-
robed, black-hooded priests
marched in. The prisoners were
summarily lined up against the
wall, and a young priest moved
down the line painting red num-
bers on their foreheads.
“The paint rubs off easily,” he
said. “Any man found with a bare
forehead will be given to the Birds
immediately.”
Perspiration trickled down many
foreheads, but Hilford noticed that
no one brushed it away.
There was movement in the
arena. A Bird dove hungrily at
their barred door, and swooped up-
wards. Momentary panic followed,
as pale prisoners milled back
away from the arena and the
priests angrily sought to restore
order. Four priests entered the
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arena, and calmly walked towards
the cage in the center. The air
was suddenly filled with enormous,
flapping wings as the birds de-
scended voraciously, and then
veered away. The priests pushed
the cage towards the door where
the victims were waiting. The
Choice was about to be made.
The High Priest himself strode
the length of the room with a ret-
inue of priests trailing behind him.
He stood for a moment looking
out at the arena. Apparently satis-
fied that all was in order, he turned,
and a metal jar was passed to him.
He shook it sideways, then upright,
until a disc dropped out of a slot
in the bottom. He looked down,
signaled indifferently, “Thirty-
seven,” and kicked it away. A young
priest retrieved it, and number
thirty-seven, a giant of a man,
brushed Hilford’s arm as he top-
pled to the floor in a dead faint.
Priests stripped off his clothing,
the door swung back, and he was
shoved into the cage. The priests
slowly pushed it to the center of
the arena, and left it. A signal,
and the cage jerked upwards.
Those in the room watched with
a compulsion born of horror.
Grouching, number thirty-seven
bolted for the side of the arena as
soon as the cage was clear of him.
The first Bird plummeted down-
wards, raked his back, and sent
him sprawling. He rolled onto
his back, lashing out with arms and
legs. Somehow he clutched a Bird
by the wing, and there was a
momentary stir of alarm among the
priests.
But another Bird found his eyes,
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and another his throat. Then the
struggle was over and the feast
began. The cage was lowered, and
the priests, ignored by the Birds
who fought over thirty-seven’s re-
mains, returned the cage to the
doorway.
The High Priest shook the jar
again. “Number forty-two.”
The priests dragged him for-
ward, and four years of luck ran
out on the wizened little man who
thought to die of old age. Fear
paralyzed his legs, and the priests
load to support his body while they
stripped off his clothes. They rudely
stuffed him into the cage.
When the cage went up, he
slumped to a kneeling position,
covering his face with his hands.
For a terrible moment the Birds
took no notice of him. Then one
circled slowly, and landed on his
back. Pain goaded him into a
furious struggle, but he had waited
too long. He never did regain his
feet.
The High Priest raised his jar,
and the bloody game continued.
The fifth victim called was the
bronze young seaman. He strode
forward manfully, but once in the
arena he acted the part of a
terrified victim. He ducked and
dodged, stumbled and fell, struggled
to his feet lashing out at the Birds.
But he remained untouched, and
he worked his way to one side of
the arena, and suddenly darted
through an open door.
The door swung shut. All the
lights in the royal boxes save one
were extinguish^. The Duke Two
Fingers was chosen Keeper of the
Bird for another five years.
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
“The end of a mission,” Zorrel
said.
Hilford shrugged. “Or the begin-
ning of a mission.”
Tension in the room relaxed im-
mediately. The High Priest strutted
out, the prisoners wiped the num-
bers from their foreheads, and the
priests organized the group into a
double column and marched it
away. Hilford and Zorrel held back,
and were last in line.
“Prisoners are kept ten in a
room,” Zorrel said. “The rooms
are a long way from the exit — at
least from where I came in. These
corridors wind all over the place.
I’m not sure I could find my way
out.”
Hilford glanced around. “We’ll
have to be careful. Those darts
they shoot can be painful.”
The procession moved on
through the network of corridors.
They took a last turn, and came to
a row of barred doors. A priest
counted off ten prisoners, slammed
the door on them, and barred it.
“Look up ahead,” Hilford said.
“The corridor branches off. Where
does it go?”
“I don’t know.”
Hilford moved to conceal his
fingers from the priests. “When our
turn comes, we’ll make a dash for
it. If we can get around the cor-
ner, we’ll be safe from the darts,
and we can knock them off a
couple at a time as they come after
us. We might be lucky.”
“I’ll be right beside you.”
The fourth group of ten was
counted off, and there were six
men left. A priest jerked the next
door open, and stood blocking the
SILENCE IS DEADLY
corridor. When Hilford’s turn came,
he leaped and struck once, and
shoved the priest’s crumpled body
aside as he raced for the fork in
the corridor. He sensed Zorrel’s
presence close behind him. They
reached the fork and made the turn
before the first darts flashed past.
The startled priests had been slow
to react.
They were in a short passageway
that branched off in three direc-
tions. An oil lamp overhead cast
eerie reflections. They whirled and
stood with stun-guns ready.
“Full power,” Hilford signaled.
It wouldn’t do to have the men
come to in a few minutes and de-
scribe what had happened.
The first priests came charging
around the turn. In a matter of
seconds a dozen bodies lay on the
corridor floor. They stripped two
of the men, dragged their bodies
into an empty room, and donned
their black robes and hoods. They
strolled calmly back the way they
had come. No one questioned them,
but it took them all of half an
hour to find the exit.
They moved down the mountain
path in the cold air of early dawn,
ignoring the priests on sentry duty.
As soon as they reached the protec-
tion of the trees, Hilford stopped.
“Head straight west until you
find the cart track that leads north
through the mountains,” he said.
“Follow the track to the top of the
pass. My cart is hidden in the trees
maybe fifty feet to the west. In the
cart you’ll find a large bottle of
perfume that smells like nothing
you’ve ever smelled before. Take a
quick bath in it, and it’ll make you
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smell like a man of Kamm.”
Zorrel started. “So that’s it!”
“That is it. Once you are smell-
ing properly, get down into the
camp in the south valley, and
snoop around among the carts to
see if the Duke Two Fingers acci-
dentally used ours for his trip north.
I don’t think anyone will question
what a priest does. If you find the
transmitter, tell Headquarters to
call the whole thing off. We’ll fill
them in later.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Finish our assignment. And
you’d better trade stun-guns with
me. Mine is low.”
Zorrel slipped the cord over his
head, and handed the hand-carved
Holy Bird to Hilford. “If you’re
going back in there, you’ll ne^ it.”
He took Hilford’s gun, and disap-
peared into the trees.
Hilford chose his position care-
fully. He had to be invisible, and
yet have a clear field of vision
himself. He searched along the
path, and finally settled down in
a cluster of bushes ten feet from
the trail. He did not know how
long he would have to wait. He
was thirsty and hungry, and weary
from lack of sleep. He hoped he
could hold out.
An hour went by, and two hours.
He fought to keep awake in the
dreary silence. Suddenly he saw a
flash of movement. A file of black-
robed priests came into view. The
Duke Two Fingers walked haughti-
ly across his field of vision. Hilford
knelt and trained his stun-gun on
the path. The procession was mov-
ing rapidly, and he would only have
a fraction of a second.
More priests passed, and sudden-
ly Hilford saw the thing he was
waiting for. A cage, towering gro-
tesquely on the mountain path. It
was all of eight feet tall, and black
cloth was draped inside the bars,
with a foot of air sp>ace left at top
and bottom. Two black-robed
priests strained under its weight at
each comer.
As Hilford took in these details
his finger closed instinctively on the
trigger. A focused beam at full
power, from a distance of ten feet,
would kill or permanently disable
a man. It would certainly kill a
bird.
And as the cage passed from his
view there was a convulsive flutter,
and a Holy Bird of Kamm tum-
bled to the floor of the cage.
Consternation followed. The
priests set down the cage, opened
it, and tenderly lifted out the Bird.
Terror and uncertainty gripped
their faces. The Duke Two Fingers
came charging back up the trail.
Other black-robed dukes came for-
ward, pushing their way through
the excited crowd of priests. Hil-
ford sensed that a furious argument
was under way, but the fluttering
fingers were concealed from him.
The High Priest strode anxiously
down the trail, and disappeared
into the crowd.
Hilford held his position, and
waited. The procession finally
turned, assumed a semblance of
order, and marched back up the
mountain towards the Temple of
the Bird.
Hilford followed at a safe dis-
tance, and accosted one of the sen-
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
40
tries at the entrance to the Temple.
“What was all the excitement
about?”
The sentry wore a dazed expres-
sion. “The Bird is dead! The
Keeper of the Bird is deposed!”
Hilford confidently reentered the
Temple, and moved through the
corridors at as fast a pace as was
consistent with the dignity of his
black robes. He found the corridor
where the prisoners were confined,
and opened the fifth door.
There were only four men in the
room, since Hilford and Zorrel
had escaped. They sprang to their
feet and stood humbly at attention.
“Which one of you would like to
escape?” Hilford demanded.
They stared at him dumbly.
He picked the youngest one,
pulled the bright cape from his
shoulders, and clothed him in the
stolen black garments. “Bar the
door as you go out,” he said. “If
you wander around long enough,
you should find the exit. Good
luck!”
The amazed man darted out,
and they saw him shove the bar
into place.
One of the other prisoners sud-
denly recognized Hilford. “You
killed the priests!” he said, his fin-
gers trembling with excitement.
Hilford dropped onto a straw-
padded bunk. “Aren’t you grate-
ful?” he asked. He was thoroughly
exhausted. He twisted uncomfort-
ably, and drifted off to sleep.
He was awakened abruptly,
and herded into the corridor
with the other prisoners. The two
SILENCE IS DEADLY
lines were formed, and they
marched back along the winding
passageways, to the room that
opened into the arena. The scene
was much the same as it had been
before, but with a significant differ-
ence. The royal box of the Duke
Two Fingers was dark. The door
under his box remained closed. He
had allowed a Holy Bii'd to die, and
he was disqualified.
The bewildered prisoners were
backed against the wall for num-
bering. The High Priest entered
stormily, and seized the metal jar.
At that moment a prisoner from
Hilford’s room stepped forward,
and pointed at Hilford.
“Him — he’s the one that killed
the Holy Priests!”
The High Priest whirled on Hil-
ford, stepped close, sniffed doubt-
fully.
“No,” he signaled.
The prisoner gestured excitedly.
“He escaped, and then he came
back wearing a black robe.”
The High Priest stared, coldly at
Hilford. “Take off his shoes,” he
said finally. The High Priest studied
his five-toed feet incredulously.
“Take him first,” he said. The in-
formant grinned broadly, and froze
in terror a moment later when the
High Priest gave him his reward by
adding, “And take him second.”
Hilford was quickly stripped.
Hands clutched at his carving of
the Holy Bird, and he clasp>ed it to
him protectingly. The High Priest
stepped forward, saw what it was,
and sneered. “Let him have it!”
Hilford was shoved into the cage,
and priests began pushing it into
the arena.
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Birds flapped excitedly far above,
and several dove on the priests and
veered off. Hilford waited calmly
in the center of the arena while the
priests hurried away. He set his
stun-gun at low intensity, with the
broadest beam the small gun could
supply. It might be fatal to kill a
Bird, he knew; and it would cer-
tainly be fatal if he did not keep
them away. If his first setting was
not the right one, he might not
have a chance to adjust it.
The cage jerked upwards.
He stood in the center of the
arena, pivoting slowly, with both
hands extended above his head.
One hand grasped the stun-gun.
His posture was that of one invok-
ing the gods. His audience was
about to witness a miracle, and it
would be best for Hilford if some-
how it got the idea that it was a
Holy Miracle.
The first Bird plummeted down-
wards, struck the gun’s beam, and
fluttered comically away. Another
came close enough to receive a
vague shock, and circled warily.
Then there was a sudden rush, and
the air above him was filled with
beating wings.
He continued to pivot, and a sud-
den wave of dizziness came over
him. His head throbbed painfully.
He staggered, nearly fell, and be-
gan to edge towards the side of the
arena. A Bird came at him from the
rear at arm level, underneath the
beam. Hilford’s blurring vision
caught it just in time. He tilted the
gun, and the Bird dropped to the
floor of the arena, shuddered, and
waddled away with its wings trail-
ing helplessly. Hilford resumed his
wavering pivot, and saw it flap into
the air again.
He was twenty feet from the wall
of the arena, close enough to see
the face of a duke who looked
down on him hopefully. But it was
not the duke he wanted. Another
bird came at him at arm level, but
circled back before he could aim
the gun. The Birds were becoming
cautious, and their rushes broke
off farther and farther above him.
But his head was a pounding, tear-
ing agony, and he sensed that he
was losing consciousness. He stag-
gered on, arms still extended over
his head, passing one duke’s box
after another searching for a fa-
miliar face.
Suddenly he saw a flash of red
hair. He summoned his last, failing
strength, dashed for the open door,
and collapsed as a priest swung it
shut behind him.
He was pulled to his feet, draped
in black robes, and led up a flight
of stone steps. The Duke C5ne
Thumb stepped forward to greet
him, stared at his face in open-
mouthed astonishment.
“I have kept my promise,” Hil-
ford told him, and collapsed again.
The duke helped him onto a
cushioned dais, and knelt beside
him. His hands trembled with ex-
citement. “It is a miracle!”
Hilford sank back weakly. “We
must be cautious,” he said. “I do
not trust the Duke Two Fingers.”
“There’s nothing he can do now,
I must reward you. All my daugh-
ters are married, but perhaps . .
“Later,” Hilford said. “The
Duke Two Fingers . . .”
Suddenly solemn, the Duke One
LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
42
Thumb got to his feet. “We will
go to the High Priest. He must
give me my credentials and my
Bird.”
Priests made up a respectful es-
cort. They entered the sumptuous
quarters of the High Priest, where
the walls were draped with black
cloth and the furniture was plushly
upholstered in black. The High
Priest was there, with a dozen lesser
priests. The Duke Two Fingers
faced him arguing fiercely.
“The Bird was sickly.”
“The Bird was young, and in
good health.”
“Surely I cannot be guilty of neg-
ligence if it dies before it reaches
00 — before it is even out of the
mountains!”
Hilford understood the turmoil
taking place behind the frosty
countenance of the High Priest. He
might circumvent custom by sub-
terfuge, by drenching a prisoner
with a repellent scent, but he could
not do it openly without tearing
asunder the entire religious struc-
ture and undermining his own po-
sition. The priests knew the High
Priest was the brother of the Duke
Two Fingers, and they were watch-
ing alertly. Would he dare to dis-
regard the venerable tradition they
were all sworn to uphold?
“The Bird was given into your
position,” he said. “The law speaks
plainly.”
The Duke Two Fingers suddenly
noticed the Duke One Thumb and
his party, and he whirled angrily.
“Yom' choice was not in order. It
was made by an alien. Aliens are
not permitted in the Temple.” He
turned on the High Priest. “The
SILENCE IS DEADLY
law speaks plainly on that. You
have brought aliens into the Tem-
ple.”
“I have offered their lives to the
Birds, as is proper. The Birds alone
have decided the outcome.”
Hilford’s glance swept over the
black-hooded men standing by the
Duke Two Fingers, and he praised
space for his photographic mem-
ory. One face he had seen, his first
day on Kamm, in the duke’s car-
riage. And that face had had ears.
He turned to the Duke One
Thumb. “The Duke Two Fingers
has brought aliens into the Tem-
ple,” he said. “The priest on his
right — remove his hood and you
will see the signs.”
The little duke moved decisively.
He strode forward, jerked the hood
from the man’s head, and stood
staring. Ears!
No one moved. The High Priest’s
face was icily calm. “All present
will remove their hoods,” he said.
Glittering weapons flashed sud-
denly, but a wave of priests over-
whelmed the men. Hoods were
ripped from the heads of the Duke
Two Fingers’ escort. Two more
pairs of ears were revealed to the
startled priests.
The High Priest turned slowly,
and faced his brother. The long
struggle for power between the two
men blazed hatefully in the looks
they exchanged. Each man had at-
tempted to use the other, and each
had failed. And Hilford guessed
that when the Duke Two Fingers
had commenced his dealings with
the men of Haarn, he had not taken
his brother into his confidence.
Now the brother had his revenge.
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He stepped back, and his fingers
slowly spelled out his verdict. “The
law speaks plainly. The life of an
outsider in the Temple belongs to
the Birds. And be he duke or com-
moner, the life of one who willfully
brings an outsider into the Tem-
ple . .
The little Duke One Thumb
raised both hands. “Only the dukes
pass judgment on the life of a
duke.”
The High Priest lost his calm-
ness. He rushed at the Duke One
Thmnb, his fingers screaming his
rage. “In the Temple of the Bird
I am the master!”
“The law of Kamm does not stop
at the door of the Temple,” the lit-
tle duke said.
Hilford watched tensely. The
High Priest poured out threats and
invective. The Duke One Thumb
tossed his red head scornfully, and
kept his cahn gaze on the High
Priest until he turned away un-
easily. “When will the dukes sit in
judgment?” he asked.
“Immediately,” the little duke
said.
The High Priest gestured at the
Duke Two Fingers. “Take him
away.”
TTxe duke sprang back, and ap-
pealed to the priests. “I am the
Keeper of the Bird, Your oath is
sworn to me. I command you . . .”
The priests swarmed over him,
and led him away. The High Priest
pointed scornfully at the men of
Haam. “Give them to the Birds.”
Somehow Hilford felt no desire
to see the Duke Two Fingers come
to judgment. He was not certain
that he would be admitted, so he
followed along after the men of
Haarn. They were thrust into the
arena without ceremony. They were
not even stripped. For a few min-
utes they milled about confusedly,
looking vainly at the closed doors
that ringed the arena. As the first
Birds descended upon them one
slipped out of his robes and
whipped them through the air. The
action startled the Birds, and they
circled warily.
They quickly regained their con-
fidence, and as they circled closer
strange things happened to the men
of Haarn. They collapsed and
groveled on the bare rock floor.
Their hands tore futilely at the
smooth surface. Blood spurted from
their ears, and their arms and 1^
flailed weakly and were still. Hfl-
ford wearily turned away from the
sickening ripping of talons. His as-
signment was completed. He had
identified the KLammian secret
weapon.
At the Federation Base on
L Kanun’s largest moon, Hil-
ford was finishing his report. “Fol-
lowing the execution of the Duke
Two Fingers, his nephew was in-
stalled as ruler of the Flat Prov-
ince. He is an intelligent and con-
scientious young man, and he
should make an excellent duke. No
more agents of Haam have been
discovered, and we doubt that there
are more. Men with ears would
find it difficult to hide on Kamm.
The new Keeper of the Bird is an
honest and courageous man with
an instinct for leadership. He has
the complete support of the Sea-
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LLOYD BIGGLE, JR.
men’s League, and he will welcome
advisors from the Federation. The
next five years should see a dra-
matic change of direction in the
history of Kamm.”
Hilford seated himself, and in-
dulged in a fit of coughing. The
unaccustomed vocal exercise had
sadly irritated his throat. He leaned
back and studied the faces before
him — the military brass, the diplo-
matic brass, the intelligence brass.
The diplomatic brass spoke first,
and Hilford fumbled for a com-
municator, turned up the volume,
and listened.
“I move that we commend Spe-
cial Agent Hilford for an excellent
piece of work.”
An agitated Admiral Lantz
leaped to his feet, his scholarly face
flushed with excitement. “The se-
cret weapon! You didn’t mention
the secret weapon!”
“That calls for a special report,”
Hilford said. “Zorrel?”
The young agent hurried out,
and returned with some scientific
apparatus which the distinguished
audience eyed suspiciously.
“I’ve recorded some bird talk
from the Kammian Holy Bird,”
Hilford said. “Would you like to
hear it?”
The muttered assent did not
reach him through the communi-
cator. He asked again, and Admiral
Lantz bellowed, “Yes!”
“I’ll let you hear it for exactly
five seconds. And please note — this
is an oscillograph. It gives us a pic-
ture of sound waves. You can listen
to this sound and watch it at the
same time.”
He stood with a stop watch in
SILENCE IS DEADLY
his hand, and Zorrel turned off the
machine when he signaled.
“I didn’t hear a thing,” the ad-
miral called. “And that line never
moved. There’s nothing there but
silence.”
“Ah! Remember — Kamm is the
silent planet. This is silent bird
talk.”
The admiral got to his feet with
the air of one about to stomp out,
and was hauled back into place by
another admiral. Ernst Wilkes
called to Hilford, “Go on, please.”
The Sector Chief of Intelligence
looked amused.
“I promise you, gentlemen,” Hil-
ford said politely, “that this is the
deadliest silence in the universe.
We’ll wait five minutes, and then
I’ll give you step two.”
While they waited, Zorrel ad-
justed the oscillograph. He darted
to the door and led in a giant griff
hound, conveniently borrowed from
a sentry.
“In the first test,” Hilford said,
“the oscillograph was set to register
sounds within the normal range of
human hearing — roughly up to
25,000 cycles. Now I’ll move the
upper limit as far as it will go.
Watch again, for five seconds.”
The line on the oscillograph sud-
denly twisted convulsively. At the
same time Hilford was flung to the
floor as the dog dashed against him
in a frantic effort to escape. iZorrel
leaped to switch off the machine,
and the dog crept under a table
and howled mournfully.
“You see, gentlemen,” Hilford
said, “how deadly that silence is.
The dog can hear it — or part of it.
You can’t hear a thing, but all the
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same you are being bombarded
with a peculiarly oscillating sound
wave of a murderous intensity.
With that machine at normal vol-
ume, every person in this room
would be dead within a minute —
except Zorrel and I, because we
have no ears at the moment. And
we’d be acutely uncomfortable.
“The Holy Bird is a legendary
monster on Kamm, for good rea-
son. Folklore claims that the birds
once ruled the planet, and it may
be right. Somewhere back in the
dim mists of antiquity those birds
began to develop a peculiar method
of catching their prey, and as their
power developed it had a tremen-
dous impact on the entire course of
evolution on Kamm. Their prey
had to evolve also, or become ex-
tinct. That was the course of Kam-
mian evolution. The birds devel-
oped more power, their prey de-
veloped more immunity. Finally
the birds became all-powerful, and
their prey became completely im-
mune. Man adapted to the birds by
losing his hearing, and eventually,
his ears. And when his hearing was
gone and he became the ruling
species on the planet, he continued
to fear the birds. He captured
them, and worshipped them.”
There was a long silence, inter-
rupted by Wilkes. “What happened
to the trade commissioners?”
“We can only guess. By accident
or on purpose, the Ehike Two
Fingers exposed them to his private
bird. He was probably shocked him-
self, at what happened, and be-
cause he feared the Federation he
had the bodies dumped into the
street. And now, if no one wants to
hear it again, 2^rrel will erase the
bird talk. We don’t want an inno-
cent technician committing suicide
by accident. When does my leave
start?”
“Immediately,” Wilkes said.
“Two months.”
“You promised me six months.”
“I can’t spare you for six months.
Where do you want to go? Some
nice quiet resort?”
“I want my ears back,” Hilford
said. “And then I’m going to spend
ail six months in the aft cabin of a
space tug, listening to the engines.”
A diplomat waved his arm anx-
iously. “What about the future of
Kanm?”
Hilford was suddenly serious.
“The Kammians don’t realize it,
but normal men could never in-
vade Kamm. One Holy Bird,
turned loose in an enemy camp at
night, could wipe out an army.
Even if an invader attempted to kill
all the birds, he could never be
certain that there wasn’t one left,
and one would be enough. Aliens
will live on Kamm only with the
gracious permission of the natives.
The future of Kamm is definitely
for Kammians. Or, to put it an-
other way — he grinned broadly
“ — that planet is for the birds!”
END
The scientific humanist doesn’t pretend that every experience
of life can be forced into a test tube or that every interest can
be weighed on scales. He knows that something in everything
always escapes the technique of measurement. — Max Otto
46
what Is Your Science I. Q.?
THIS QUIZ is guaranteed to test your knowledge of daily
science as well as facts you often read about in science fiction.
Count 5 for each correct answer. You should score 65. Over 85
makes you a whiz. Answers on page 119.
1. What have viruses and ricksettias in common?
2. A perfect number is one which is the sum of all the numbers
which divide it except itself. Name the first two.
3. What part of a plant acts as a “photobattery”?
4. Which of the body’s waste products is reused by the body?
5. What everyday substance can be used to replace quartz as
a light polarizing part of a microscope?
6. What have tsunamis and seiching in common?
7. What three kinds of nuclear reactions are now known?
8. What element is produced by the decaying of potassium 40?
9. How many first magnitude stars can be seen from the north-
ern hemisphere?
10. In walking at ordinary speed, how fast does the moving
foot pass the stationary one?
1 1 . Name six of the eight trace elements which play a vital role
in the health of the human body.
12. What current in the South Atlantic is similar to the Gulf
Stream in the North Atlantic?
13. Energy for photosynthesis in plants is obtained chiefly from
which jjortions of the visible spectrum?
14. Kinetin is the name of the chemical in the human body that
causes .
15. If you reduced the volume of a sound by adding more sound,
what phenomenon of sound would you be using?
16. What are the four kinds of stresses?
17. According to biology, which chromosomes produce males in
a fertilized egg?
18. What have the temperatures -273.1 G and -459.6 F in com-
mon?
19. How many times could a ray of light circle the equator in
one second?
20. In reference to the theory of prime numbers, what is the
peculiarity of the number two?
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T he hunters were necessary y of
course — but there was the
other side of the picture too.
The first of the morons, as they
were popularly called, though they
were totally lacking in intelligence,
were horn in 1971, eleven years
after the Mutual Retaliation phase
of the big war-that-no-one-started,
the majority of them near the big,
bombed-out cities. By 1973, with
the aid of the electron microscope,
the scientists had learned all about
it. Parents and offspring were steri-
GAME
Illustrated by Ed Emsh
lized and the offspring placed in
state institutions. By 1983 there
were too many of them. A new
solution to the impossible situation
was tried, large isolated areas in the
south where the climate was mild
were made into preserves for them.
In the wilds the morons handed
into small herds that showed no in-
clination to roam. By 1985 no more
of the morons were being horn.
thanks to the sterilization of all
parents carrying the contaminated
gene. It was thought the problem
was permanently solved, through
perfect cooperation between sci-
ence, the government, and the pub-
lic. If the contamination had not
been weeded out of the race one
fourth of every generation for all
the future would have been with-
out any intelligence whatever.
PRESERVE
But here and there had been
natural births, unattended by a doc-
tor; and parental love coupled
with fear of being sterilized and
thus denied further parenthood had
brought into existence a few thou-
sand unsterilized morons, hidden
away in attic rooms or in base-
ments. And to these parents the
Preserves offered the logical solu-
tion too — drive into the nearest
Preserve and turn the child loose
with its kind. Thus, a new genera-
tion came into being in the scat-
tered herds, and by 2010 A.D, a
new problem had come into being.
Thanks to impurities in the moron
strain or to wandering renegades —
or both — a few normally intelligent
offspring were appearing in the
herds. There was danger of these
recontaminating the race, if they
left the herds, learned to speak,
wear clothes . . ,
In 2010 the government at-
tempted a mass sterilization of the
herds but the herds were too wild
by now, and the males too danger-
ous, so the sterilization program
was abandoned and a new plan
substituted. The government Hunt-
ers came into being, small patrol
groups whose job was to pick off
the renegades and any members of
the herds that were intelligent.
66TJI.HI.HI!” Big One shouted,
JLl and heaved erect with the
front end of It.
“Hi-hi-hi,” Fat One and the
dozen others echoed more mildly,
lifting wherever they could get a
hold on It.
It was lifted and borne forward
50
in a half crouching trot.
“Hi-hi hi-hi-hihihi,” Elf chanted,
running and skipping alongside tljie
panting men and their massive
burden.
It was carried forward through
the lush grass for perhaps fifty feet.
“Ah-ah-ah,” Big One sighed
loudly, slowly letting the front end
of It down until it dug into the soft
black soil.
“Ahhh,” Fat One and the others
sighed, letting go and standing up,
stretching aching back muscles,
rubbing cramped hands.
“Ah-ah-ah-^-ah-ah,” Elf sang,
running around and in between
the resting men. He came too close
to Big One and was sent sprawling
by a quick, good humored push.
Everyone laughed. Big One
laughing the loudest. Then Big One
lifted Elf to his feet and patted
him on the back affectionately, a
broad grin forming a toothy gap
at the top of his bushy black beard.
Elf answered the grin with one
of his own, and at that moment his
ever present yearning to grow up to
be the biggest and the strongest
like Big One flowed through him
with new strength.
Abruptly Big One leaped to the
front end of It, shouting “Hi-hi-
HI!”
“Hi-hi-hi,” the others echoed,
scrambling to their places. Once
again It was borne forward for
fifty feet — and again and again,
across the broad meadowland.
A vast matting of blackberry
brambles came into view off to one
side. Big One veered his course to-
ward it. The going was uphill now,
so the forward surges shortened to
ROG PHILLIPS
forty feet, then thirty. By the time
they reached the blackberries they
were wet and glossy with sweat.
It was a healthy patch, loaded
with large ripe berries. The men
ate hungrily at first, then more
leisurely, pointing to one another’s
stained beards and laughing. As
they denuded one area they leaped
to It, carried it another ten feet,
and started stripping another sec-
tion, never getting more than a few
feet from It.
Elf picked his blackberries with
first one then another of the men.
When his hunger was satisfied he
became mischievous, picking a
handful of berries and squashing
them against the back or the chest
of the nearest man and running
away, laughing. It was dangerous
sport, he knew, because if one of
them caught him he would be
tossed into the brambles.
Eventually they all had their fill,
and thanks to Elf looked as though
they were oozing blackberry juice
from every pore. The sun was in
its mid-aftemoon position. In the
distance a line of white-barked
trees could be seen — evidence of a
stream.
“Hi-hi-hi!” Big One shouted.
The journey toward the trees be-
gan. It was mostly downhill, so the
forward spurts were often as much
as a hundred feet.
Before they could hear the water
they could smell it. They grunted
their delight at the smell, a rich
fish odor betokening plenty of food.
Intermingled with this odor was
the spicy scent of eucalyptus.
They pushed forward with re-
newed zeal so that the sweat ran
down their skins, dissolving the
berry juices and making rivulets
that looked like purple blood.
When less than a hundred yards
from the stream, which was still
hidden beyond the tall grasses and
the trees lining its bank, they heard
the sound of voices, high pitched —
women’s voices. They became un-
easy and nervous. Their surges for-
ward shortened to ten feet, their
rest periods became longer, they
searched worriedly for signs of mo-
tion through the trees.
They changed their course to
arrive a hundred yards down-
stream from the source of the wom-
en’s voices. Soon they reached the
edge of the tree belt. It was more
difficult to carry It through the
scatterings of bushes. Too, they
would get part way through the
trees and run into trees too close
together to get It past them, and
have to back out and try another
place. It took almost two hours
to work through the trees to the
bank of the stream.
Only Elf recognized the place
they finally broke through as the
place they had left more than two
days before. In that respect he
knew he was different, not only
from Big One and other grownups,
but also all other Elfs except one,
a girl Elf. He had known it as
long as he could remember. He
had learned it from many little
things. For example, he had rec-
ognized the place when they
reached it. Big One and the others
never remembered anything for
long. In getting It through the
trees they blundered as they al-
ways had, and got through by trial
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and error with no memory of past
blunderings.
Elf was different in another way,
too. He could make more sounds
than the others. Sometimes he
would keep a little It with him un-
til it gave him a feeling of security
almost as strong as the big It, then
wander off alone with It and play
with making sounds. “Bz-bz. Walla-
walla-walla-rue-rue-la-lo-hi. Da !”
and all kinds of sounds. It excited
him to be able to make different
sounds and put them together so
that they pleased his hearing, but
such sounds made the others avoid
him and look at him from a safe
distance, with worried expressions,
so he had learned not to make
different sounds within earshot of
the others.
The women and Elfs were up-
stream a hundred yards, where
they always remained. From the
way they were milling around and
acting alarmed it was evident to
Elf they could no more remember
the men having been here a few
days before than the men could
remember it themselves. It would
be two or three days before they
slowly lost their fear of one an-
other; It would be the women and
their Elfs who would cautiously ap-
proach, holding their portable Its
clutched for security, until, finally
losing all fear, they would join into
one big group for a while.
Big One and the others carried
It right to the water’s edge so they
could get into the water without
ever being far from It. They shiv-
ered and shouted excitedly as they
bathed. Fat One screamed with de-
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light as he held a squirming fish
up for the others to see. He bit
into it with strong white teeth, wa-
ter dripping from his heavy brown
beard. Renewed hunger possessed
him. He gobbled the fish and be-
gan searching for another. He al-
ways caught two fish for any other
man’s one, which was why he was
fat.
Elf himself caught a fish. After
eating it he lay on the grassy bank
looking up at the white billowing
clouds in the blue sky. The sun
was now near the horizon, half hid-
den behind a cloud, sending diver-
gent ramps of light downward. The
clouds on the western horizon were
slowly taking on color until red,
orange, and green separated into
definite areas. The soft murmur of
the stream formed a lazy back-
ground to the excited voices of the
men. From upstream, faintly, drift-
ed the woman and Elf sounds.
Here, close to the ground, the
rich earthy smell was stronger than
that of the stream. After a time a
slight breeze sprang up, bringing
with it other odors, that of distant
pines, the pungent eucalyptus, a
musky animal scent.
Big One and the others were out
of the water, finally. Half asleep.
Elf watched them move It up to
dry ground. As though that were
what the sun had been waiting for,
it sank rapidly below the horizon.
The clouds where the sun had
been seemed now to blaze for a
time with a smoldering redness that
cooled to black. The stars came
out, one by one.
A multitude of snorings erupted
into the night. Elf crept among the
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sleeping forms until he found Big
One, and settled down for the
night, his head against Big One’s
chest, his right hand resting against
the cool smooth metal of It.
Elf awoke with the bright
morning sun directly in his
eyes. Big One was gone, already
wading in the stream after fish.
Some of the others were with him.
A few were still sleeping.
Elf leaped to his feet, paused to
stretch elaborately, then splashed
into the stream. As soon as he
caught a fish he climbed out onto
the bank and ate it. Then he turned
to his search for a little It. There
were many lying around, all exactly
alike. He studied several, not touch-
ing some, touching and even nudg-
ing others. Since they all looked
alike it was more a matter of feel
than any real difference that he
looked for. One and only one
seemed to be the It. Elf returned
his attention to it several times.
Finally he picked it up and car-
ried it over to the big It, and hid it
underneath. Big One, with shouts
of sheer exuberance, climbed up
onto the bank dripping water. He
grinned at Elf.
Elf looked in the direction of the
women and other Elfs. Some of
them were wandering in his direc-
tion, each carrying an It of some
sort, many of them similar to the
one he had chosen.
In sudden alaim at the thought
that someone might steal his new
It, Elf rescued it from its hiding
place. He tiied to hide it behind
him when any of the men looked
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his way. They scorned an individu-
al It and, as men, preferred an It
too heavy for one person.
As the day advanced, women
and Elfs approached nearer, pre-
tending to be unaware at times that
the men were here, at other times
openly fleeing back, overcome by
p^nic.
The men never went farther than
twenty feet from the big It. But as
the women came closer the men
grew surly toward one another. By
noon two of them were trying to
pick a fight with anyone who would
stand up to them.
Elf clutched his little It closely
and moved cautiously downstream
until he was twenty feet from the
big It. Tentatively he went another
few feet — farther than any of the
men dared go from the big It.
At first he felt secure, then panic
overcame him and he ran back,
dropping the little It. He touched
the big It until the panic was gone.
After a while he went to the little
It and picked it up. He walked
around, carrying it, until he felt
secure with it again. Finally he
went downstream again, twenty
feet, twenty-five feet, thirty . . .
He felt panic finally, but not over-
whelmingly. When it became al-
most unendurable he calmly turned
around and walked back.
Confidence came to him. An
hour later he went downstream
until he was out of sight of the big
It and the men. Security seemed to
flow warmly from the little It.
Excitement possessed Elf. He ran
here and there, clutching It closely
so as not to drop it and lose it. He
felt free.
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“BdlboOj” he said aloud, experi-
mentally. He liked the sounds.
“Bdlboo-bdlboo-bdlboo.” He saw a
berry bush ahead and ran to it to
munch on the delicious fruit. “Rid-
dle piddle biddle,” he said. It
sounded nice.
He ran on, and after a time he
found a soft grassy spot and
stretched out on his back, holding
It carelessly in one hand. He looked
up and up, at a layer of clouds go-
ing in one direction and another
layer above it going in another di-
rection.
Suddenly he heard voices.
At first he thought the wind must
have changed so that it was carry-
ing the voices of the men to him.
He lay there listening. Slowly he
realized these voices were different.
They were putting sounds together
like those he made himself.
A sense of wonder possessed him.
How could there be anyone besides
himself who could do that?
Unafraid, yet filled with caution,
he clutched It closely to his chest
and stole in the direction of the
sounds.
After going a hundred yards he
saw signs of movement through the
trees. He dropped to the ground
and lay still for a moment, then
gained courage to rise cautiously,
ready to run. Stooping low, he stole
forward until he could see several
moving figures. Darting from tree
to tree he moved closer to them,
listening with greater excitement
than he had ever known to the
smoothly flowing variety of beauti-
ful sounds they were making.
This was something new, a sort
of game they must be playing. One
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voice would make a string of sounds
then stop, another would make a
string of different sounds and stop,
a third would take it up. They
were good at it, too.
But the closer he got to them the
more puzzled he became. They were
shaped somewhat like people, they
carried Its, they had hands and
faces like people. That’s as far as
the similarity went. Their feet were
solid, their arms, legs, and body
were not skin at all but strangely
colored and unliving in appear-
ance. Their faces were smooth like
women’s, their hair short like
babies’, their voices deep like men’s.
And the Its they carried were
unlike any Elf had ever seen. Not
only that, each of them carried
more than one.
T hat was an idea! Elf became so
excited he almost forgot to keep
hidden. If you had more than one
It, then if something happened to
one you would still feel secure!
He resisted the urge to return to
the stream and search for another
little It to give him extra security.
If he did that he might never again
find these creatures that were so
like men and yet so different. So
instead, he filed the idea away to
use at the earliest opportunity and
followed the strange creatures,
keeping well hidden from them.
Soon Elf could hear the shouts
of the men in the distance. From
the behavior of the creatures ahead,
they had heard those shouts too.
They changed their direction so as
to reach the stream a hundred
yards or more downstream at about
the spot where Elf had left. They
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made no voice sounds now that Elf
could hear. They clutched their
strangely shaped long Its before
them tensely as though feeling
greater security that way, their
heads turning this way and that as
they searched for any movement
ahead.
They moved purposefully. An
overwhelming sense of kinship
brought tears to Elfs eyes. These
creatures were his kind. Their dif-
ferences from him were physical
and therefore superficial, and even
if those differences were greater it
wouldn’t have mattered.
He wanted, suddenly, to run to
them. But the thought of it sent
fear through him. Also they might
run in panic from him if he sud-
denly revealed himself.
It would have to be a mutual
aproach, he felt. He was used to
seeing them now. In due time he
would reveal himself for a brief
moment to them. Later he would
stay in the open and watch them,
making no move to approach until
they got used to him being around.
It might take days, but eventually,
he felt sure, he could join them
without causing them to panic.
After all, there had been the
time when he absented himself
from the men for three whole days
and when he returned they had
forgotten him, and his sudden ap-
pearance in their midst had sent
even Big One into spasms of fear.
Unable to flee from the security of
the big It, and unable to bear his
presence among them without be-
ing used to him, they had all fallen
on the ground in a fit. He had had
to retreat and wait until they re-
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covered. Then, slowly, he had let
them get used to his being in sight
before approaching again. It had
taken two full days to get to the
point where they would accept him
once more.
That experience. Elf felt, would
be valuable to remember now. He
wouldn’t want to plunge these
creatures into fits or see them scat-
ter and run away.
Also, he was too afraid right now
to reveal himself even though every
atom of his being called for their
companionship.
Suddenly he made another im-
jxDrtant discovery. Some of the Its
these creatures carried had some-
thing like pliable vines attached to
them so they could be hung about
the neck! The thought was so stag-
gering that Elf stopped and exam-
ined his It to see if that could be
done to it. It was twice as long as
his hand and round one way, taper-
ing to a small end that opened to
the hollow inside. It was too smooth
to hold with a pliable vine unless —
He visualized pliable vines woven
together to hold It. He wasn’t sure
how it could be done, but maybe it
could.
He set the idea aside for the fu-
ture and caught up with the crea-
tures again, looking at them with a
new emotion, awe. The ideas he
got just from watching them were
so staggering he was getting dizzy!
Anoffier new thought hit him.
He rejected it at once as being too
fantastic. It returned. Leaves are
thin and pliable and can be
wrapped around small objects like
pebbles. Gould it be that these
creatures were really men of some
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sort, with bodies like men, covered
with something thin like leaves are
thin? It was a new and dizzy height
in portable securities, and hardly
likely. No. He rejected the idea
with finality and turned his mind
to other things.
He knew now where they could
reach the stream. He decided to
circle them and get ahead of them.
For the next few minutes this oc-
cupied his full attention, leaving
no room for crazy thoughts.
He reached the stream and hid
behind some bushes where he
would have a quick line of re-
treat if necessary. He clutched It
tightly and waited. In a few mo-
ments he saw the first of the
creatures emerge a hundred feet
away. The others soon joined the
first. Elf stole forward from con-
cealment to concealment until he
was only fifteen feet from them.
His heart was pounding with a
mixture of fear and excitement.
His knuckles were white from
clutching It.
The creatures were still carry-
ing on their game of making sounds,
but now in an amazing new way
that made them barely audible.
Elf listened to the incredibly
varied sounds, enraptured.
“This colony seems to have re-
mained pure.”
“You never can tell.”
“No, you never can tell. Get
out the binoculars and look, Joe.”
“Not just yet, Harold. I’m look-
ing to see if I can spot one whose
behavior shows intelligence.”
Elf ached to imitate some of the
beautiful combinations of sounds.
He wanted to experiment and see
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if he could make the softly muted
voices. He had an idea how it
might be done, not make a noise
in your throat but breathe out and
form the sounds with your mouth
just like you were uttering them
aloud.
One of the creatures fumbled at
an It hanging around his neck.
The top of it hinged back. He
reached in and brought out a
gleaming It and held it so that it
covered his eyes. He was facing
toward the men upstream and
stood up slowly.
“See something, Joe?”
Suddenly Elf was afraid. Was this
some kind of magic? He had often
puzzled over the problem of
whether things were there when he
didn’t look at them. He had ex-
perimented, closing his eyes then
opening them suddenly to see if
things were still there, and they
always were; but maybe this was
magic to make the men not be
there. Elf waited, watching up-
stream, but Big One and the others
did not vanish.
The one called Joe chuckled.
“The toy the adult males have
would be a museum piece if it
were intact. A 1960 Ford, I think.
Only one wheel on it, right front.”
Elf’s attention jerked back. One
of the creatures was reaching over
his shoulder, lifting on the large
It fastened there. The top of the
It pulled back. He reached inside,
bringing out something that made
Elf almost exclaim aloud. It was
shaped exactly like the little It
Elf was carrying, but it glistened in
the sunlight and its interior was
filled with a richly brown fluid.
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“Anyone else want a coke?”
“This used to be a picnic area,”
the one called Joe said, not taking
his eyes from the binoculars. “I
can see a lot of pop bottles lying
around in the general area of that
wreck of a Ford.”
While Elf watched, breathless,
the creature reached inside the
skin of his hip and brought out a
very small It and did something to
the small end of the hollow It.
Putting the very small It back under
the skin of his hip, he put the hol-
low It to his lips and tilted it.
Elf watched the brown liquid drain
out. Here was magic. Such an It
— the very one he carried — could
be filled with water from the
stream and carried around to drink
any time!
When the It held no more liquid
the creature dropped it to the
ground. Elf could not take his
eyes from it. He wanted it more
than he had ever wanted anything.
They might forget it. Sometimes
the women dropped their Its and
forgot them, picking up another
one instead, and these creatures
had beardless faces like women. Be-
sides, each of them carried so many
Its that they would feel just as
secure without this one.
So many Its! One of the crea-
tures held a flat white It in one
hand and a very slim It shaped like
a straight section of a bush stem,
pointed at one end, with which he
scratched on the white It at times,
leaving black designs.
“There’ re fourteen males,” the
one called Joe whispered. The other
wrote it down.
The way these creatures did
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things. Elf decided, was very similar
to the way Big One and the other
men went at moving the big It.
They were very much like men in
their actions, these creatures.
“Eighty-five or six females.”
“See any signs of intelligent
action yet?”
“No. A couple of the males are
fighting. Probably going to be a
mating free-for-all tomorrow or
next day. There’s one! Just a
minute, 1 want to make sure. It’s
a little girl, maybe eight or nine
years old. Good forehead. Her
eyes definitely lack that large
marble-like quality of the sub-
moron parent species. She’s in-
telligent all right. She’s drawing
something in the sand with a stick.
Give me your rifle, Bill, it’s got a
better telescope sight on it than
mine, and I don’t want her to
suffer.”
That little It, abandoned on the
ground. Elf wanted it. One of the
creatures would be sure to pick it
up. Elf worried. He would never
get it then. If only the creatures
would go, or not notice him. If
only —
The creature with the thing over
his eyes put it back where he had
gotten it out of the thing hang-
ing from his shoulder. He had
taken one of the long slim things
from another of the creatures and
placed the thick end against his
shoulder, the small end pointed up-
stream. The others were standing,
their backs to Elf, all of them look-
ing upstream. If they would re-
main that way, maybe he could
dart out and get the little It. In
another moment they might lose
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interest in whatever they were
watching.
Elf darted out from his conceal-
ment and grabbed the It off the
ground, and in the same instant
an ear shattering sound erupted
from the long slim thing against
the creature’s shoulder.
“Got her!” the creature said.
Paralyzed with fright, Elf stood
motionless. One of the creatures
started to turn his way. At the
last instant Elf darted back to his
place of concealment. His heart
was pounding so loudly he felt
sure they would hear it.
“You sure, Joe?”
“Right through the head. She
never knew what happened.”
Elf held the new It close to him,
ready to run if he were discovered.
He didn’t dare look at it yet. It
wouldn’t notice if he just held it
and felt it without looking at it. It
was cold at first, colder than the
water in the stream. Slowly it
warmed. He dared to steal a quick
glance it it. It gleamed at him as
though possessed of inner life. A
new feeling of security grew with-
in him, greater than he had ever
known. The other It, the one half
filled with dried mud, and deeply
scratched from the violent rush of
water over it when the stream went
over its banks, lay forgotten at his
feet.
“Well, that finishes the survey
trip for this time.”
Elf paid little attention to the
voice whispers now, too wrapped up
in his new feelings.
“Yes, and quite a haul. Twenty-
two colonies — three more than ten
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years ago. Fourteen of them uncon-
taminated, seven with only one or
two intelligent offspring to kill,
only one colony so contaminated we
had to wipe it out altogether. And
one renegade.”
“The renegades are growing
scarcer every time. Another ten or
twenty years and they’ll be extinct.”
“Then there won’t be any more
intelligent offspring in these colo-
nies.”
“Let’s get going. It’ll be dark in
another hour or so.”
The creatures were hiding some
of their Its under their skin, in their
carrying cases. There was a feeling
about them of departure. Elf waited
until they were on the move, back
the way they had come, then he
followed at a safe distance.
He debated whether to show him-
self now or wait. The sun was going
down in the sky now. It wouldn’t
be long until it went down for the
night. Should he wait until in the
morning to let them get their first
glimpse of him?
He smiled to himself. He had
plenty of time. Tomorrow and to-
morrow. He would never return to
Big One and the other men. Men
or creatures, he would join with
these new and wonderful creatures.
They were his kind.
He thought of the girl Elf. They
were her kind, too. If he could
only get her to come with him.
On sudden impulse he decided
to try. These creatures were going
back the same way they had come.
If he ran, and if she came right
with him, they could catch up with
the creatures before they went so
far they would lose them.
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He turned back, going carefully
until he could no longer see the
creatures, then he ran. He headed
directly toward the place where
the women and Elfs stayed. They
would not be so easily alarmed as
the men because there were so
many of them they couldn’t re-
member one another, and one more
or less of the Elfs went unnoticed.
When he reached the clearing
he slowed to a walk, looking for
her. Ordinarily he didn’t have to
look much. She would see him and
come to him, smiling in recognition
of the fact that he was the only one
like her.
He became a little angry. Was
she hiding? Then he saw her. He
went to her. She was on her
stomach, motionless as though
asleep, but something was dif-
ferent. There was a hole in one
side of her head, and on the op-
posite side it was tom open, r^
and grayish white, with — He knelt
down and touched her. She had
the same inert feel to her that
others had had who never again
moved.
He studied her head curiously.
He had never seen anything like
this. He shook her. She remained
limp. He sighed. He knew what
would happen now. It was already
happening. The odor was very
faint yet, but she would not move
again, and day after day the odor
would get stronger. No one liked
it.
He would have to hurry or he
would lose the creatures. He turned
and ran, never looking back. Once
he started to cry, then stopped in
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surprise. Why had he seen crying,
he wondered. He hadn’t hurt him-
self.
He caught up with the crea-
tures. They were hurrying now,
their long slender Its balanced on
one shoulder, the big end resting
in the palm of the hand. They no
longer moved cautiously. Shortly
it was new country. Elf had never
been this far from the stream. Big
One more or less led the men, and
always more or less followed the
same route in cross country trips.
The creatures didn’t spend hours
stumbling along impossible paths.
They looked ahead of them and
selected a way, and took it. Also
they didn’t have a heavy It to
transport, fifty feet at a time. Elf
began to sense they bad a destina-
tion in mind. Probably the place
they lived.
JUST AHEAD WAS a steep
bank, higher than a man, run-
ning in a long line. The creatures
climbed the bank and vanished on
the other side. Cautiously Elf fol-
lowed them, heading toward a large
stone with It qualities at the top
of the bank from whose conceal-
ment he could see where they had
gone without being seen. He
reached it and cautiously peeked
around it. Just below him were
the creatures, but what amazed Elf
was the sight of the big It.
It was very much like the big It
the men had, except that there
were differences in shape, and in-
stead of one round thing at one
comer, it had one at each corner
and rested on them so that it was
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held off the ground. It glistened in-
stead of being dull. It had a strange
odor that was quite strong.
The creatures were putting some
of their Its into it, two of them had
actually climbed into it — something
neither Elf nor the men had ever
dared to do with their own big It.
Elf took his eyes off of it for a
moment to marvel at the ground.
It seemed made of stone, but such
stone as he had never before seen.
It was an even width with edges
going in straight lines that para-
lelled the long narrow hill on
which he stood, and on the other
side was a similar hill, extending
as far as the eye could see.
He returned his attention to the
creatures and their big It. The
creatures had all climbed into it
now. Possibly they were settling
down for the night, though it was
still early for that . . .
No matter. There was plenty of
time. Tomorrow and tomorrow.
Elf would show himself in the
morning, then run away. He would
come back again after a while and
show himself a little longer, giv-
ing them time to get used to him
so they wouldn’t panic.
They were playing their game
of making voice sounds to one
another again. It seemed their
major preoccupation. Elf thought
how much fun it would be to be
one of them, making voice sounds
to his heart’s content.
“I don’t see why the govern-
ment doesn’t wipe out the whole
lot,” one of them was saying. “It’s
hopeless to keep them alive. Feeble-
mindedness is dominant in them.
They can’t be absorbed into the
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race again, and any intelligent off-
spring they get from mating with
a renegade would start a long line
of descendents, at least one fourth
of whom would be mindless idiots.”
“Well,” another of them said,
“It’s one of those things where
there is no answer. Wipe them out,
and next year it would be all the
blond haired people to be wiped
out to keep the race of dark haired
people pure, or something. Probab-
ly in another hundred years nature
will take care of the problem by
wiping them out for us. Meanwhile
we game wardens must make the
rounds every two years and weed
out any of them we can find that
have intelligence.” He looked up
the embankment but did not notice
Elf’s head, concealed partially by
the grass around the concrete
marker. “It’s an easy job. Any of
them we missed seeing this time,
we’ll probably get next time. In
the six or eight visits we make be-
fore the intelligent ones can become
adults and mate we always find
them.”
“What I hate is when they see
us, those intelligent ones,” a third
voice said. “When they walk right
up to us and want to be friends
with us it’s too much like plain
murder, except that they can’t
talk, and only make moronic sounds
like ‘Bdl-bdl-bdl.’ Even so, it gets
me when we kill them.” The others
laughed.
Suddenly Elf heard a new sound
from the big It. It was not a voice
sound, or if it was it was one that
Elf felt he could not possibly match
exactly. It was a growling, “RRrr-
RRrrRRrr.” Suddenly it was re-
ROG PHILLIPS
placed by still a different sound, a
“p-p-p-p-p” going very rapidly.
Perhaps it was the way these crea-
tures snored. It was not unpleasant.
Elf cocked his head to one side,
listening to the sound, smiling.
How exciting it would be when he
could join with these creatures! He
wanted to so much.
The big It began to move. In
the first brief second Elf could not
believe his senses. How could it
move without being carried? But
it was moving, and the creatures
didn’t seem to be aware of it! Or
perhaps they were too overcome by
fear to leap out!
Already the big It was moving
faster than a walk, and was mov-
ing faster with every heartbeat.
How could they remain unaware
of it and not leap to safety?
Belatedly Elf abandoned caution
and leaped down the embankment
to the flat ribbon of rock, shouting.
But already the big It was over a
hundred yards away, and moving
faster now than birds in flight!
He shouted, but the creatures
didn’t hear him — or perhaps they
were so overcome with fright that
they were frozen. Yes, that must
be it.
Elf ran after the big It. If he
could only catch up with it he
would gladly join the creatures in
their fate. Better to die with them
than to lose them!
He ran and ran, refusing to be-
lieve he could never overtake the
big It, even when it disappeared
from view, going faster than the
wind. He ran and ran until his legs
could lift no more.
Blinded by tears, he tripped and
sprawled full length on the wide
ribbon of stone. His nose bled from
hitting the hard surface. His knees
were scraped and bleeding. He was
unaware of this.
He was aware only that the
creatures were gone, to what un-
imaginable fate he could not guess,
but lost to him, perhaps forever.
Sobs welled up within him,
spilled out, shaking his small naked
body. He cried as he hadn’t cried
since he was a baby.
And the empty Coca Cola bottle
clutched forgotten in his hand
glistened with the rays of the
setting sun ... END
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Illustrated by Virgil Finlay
DARK
Sooner or later it would happen, and after that he wouldn’t
ever have to worry again. He’d be dead, or worse.
one of the silent living dead.
WINDOWS
I WAS SUDDENLY wide awake pain, then a choking sound, and
and listening. A gray light the the unmistakable thud of a falling
color of wet charcoal lay over the body. An odd whirring sound
chilled room. There it was again, clicked off. Then a voice said,
Plain and sharp through the thin “Grab the verminous legs of this
wall separating my room from that subversive, Marty. Let’s get him
of old man Donnicker, the shoe- in the wagon.”
maker. “You gave him too much bip.
Maybe he was sick. No, that He looks deader than Einstein.”
wasn’t it. Another muted cry of “I said grab his legs.”
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A door shut. I went to the win-
dow. I was shivering in the morning
chill. A black car moved away
down the broken pavement. It
swerved to miss a large mudhole
in the middle of the street and
an old woman with burlap wrapped
around her feet didn’t move fast
enough. She flew across the side-
walk like a ragged dummy and lay
in a heap.
Goodbye, Donnicker. I had seen
the black car before. Donnicker
was dead. But it didn’t bother me.
I never had anything to do with
neighbors, anybody I didn’t know
had a top clearance. I was clear
and intended to stay that way.
You just never knew. Donnicker
had seemed like a true patriot. My
carefully distant and casual ob-
servations of him had led me to
believe he was as happily stupid
as I was. But he had been hiding
something.
I turned from the window and
started the day’s routine that had
been the same for as long as I
could remember. I warmed up
some mush on the gas burner. At
seven, as always, the Tevee warmed
up, and Miss Info with the lac-
quered lips smiled at me. “. . . and
so don’t worry, citizens. The past
is dead. The future is assured, and
tomorrow will only be another to-
day. And today we are safe and
care-free.”
Amen. She said it every morn-
ing, but it was nice hearing it again.
Then the news came on. There was
a pile of junked tractors, trucks
and harvesting machines, smashed
and rusting. Then a line of farmers
working with hoes and hand-
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guided ploughs drawn by horses.
“Machines took away sacred
routine work from citizens. Egg-
heads built the machines to
rupt and spread the disease of
reason. We are now replacing
machines at the rate of a million
a week. Soon, all of us will again
be united in the happy harmonious
brotherhood of labor. And when
you see a rusting machine, what
you are seeing is another captured
Egghead, frothing and fuming in
its cage . .
At a quarter to eight I walked
ten blocks to work. There were the
usual hectic early morning traffic
jams. Wagon-loads of produce and
half-starv^ horses blocking the
streets. The same man was bating
a nag with a board. A wagon piled
with fruit and vegetables was stuck
in a pot hole in the pavement. Two
men were carrying a spinning wheel
into the front of an apartment
building. A peddler was selling oil
lanterns, wicks and kerosene out
of a barrel. The same women and
boys in dirty sheepskin jackets were
hauling rickshaws.
I really didn’t see anyone or
speak to anyone. I didn’t know any-
one. I knew I was safe and had
nothing to worry about. Once a
week I used up my GI liquor chit
at a bar with a Security seal on the
window. Twice a week, I slept over
at a GI brothel, where every girl
had a Security clearance number
tattoed on her thigh.
I had nothing to worry about.
I was passed through three gates
by guards and went to my little
cage inside Pentagon Circle, local
headquarters of the Department of
BRYCE WALTON
Internal Security.
Until that Tuesday morning I
couldn’t remember ever having
done anything but sort colored
cards. My chief qualification for
my job: I wasn’t color blind. When
a green card with figures on it
meaning nothing to me came out
of a slot in the wall, I pushed it into
a green slot that led somewhere into
a filing department. When a red
card came out, I pushed it into a
red slot, and so forth. There were
cards of fifteen colors.
Another qualification: my un-
conscious efficiency. I never had
even a hint of an abstract thought.
I never remembered yesterday, let
alone the day before. And until
that Tuesday morning I never made
even a tiny mistake.
I had no idea what I was doing.
Nor was I at all curious. Curiosity
was highly suspect. Curiosity was
dangerous in the best of all possible
worlds. It was ridiculous in a state
where people had never had it so
good.
Cards sped from my hands al-
ways into correct slots. Care-free
hours slipped painlessly by into the
dead past. I was sure I was safe
and not thinking at all. I was a
blessed blank. And then all at
once —
"'The eyes are the windows of
the souV^
The thought meant nothing to
me, except it was wrong, it didn’t
belong in the routine. The routine
flew to pieces. My efficiency blew
up. I felt like a shiny bottle in a
row of bottles with a sudden crack
running down the middle. Red
cards hit blue slots. Green cards
hit yellow slots. Cards piled up,
spilled over the floor. The more I
tried to return to my efficiency, the
worse everything was.
My suit was wet with sweat. I
thought of Mr. Donnicker. If a
man’s routine broke, it could only
be because some inner guilt was
disrupting his harmony. A happy
person is an efficient person. In-
efficiency is the symptom of a guilty
conscience.
“Mr. Fredricks,” a voice whis-
pered. “You’re replaced here.”
A cold paralysis gripped me.
“Get up, Fred.”
I jumped out of my chair. A
thin, stooped little man in a cheap
gray suit and dull eyes took my
place. In no tiipe at all he had
straightened out my mess. Cards
were blurs moving into the right
slots.
A wide, fattish man in a wrinkled
dark suit was watching me out of
curiously shining eyes. He carried
a black briefcase. I had seen the
black briefcases before. Special
Police Agent.
He opened the door of my cage
and motioned for me to go out
ahead of him. “Say goodbye to
all this, Fred.”
I felt the smile on my wet face
as I nodded and tried to feel grate-
ful while at the same time trying
to suppress the flood of fear com-
ing up through me and turning to
sickness in my throat.
I simply couldn’t be afraid. I
had nothing to hide. And if I was
hiding something inside me I didn’t
know about, I should feel glad to
have it detected and get it all
cleaned out.
DARK WINDOWS
65
“My name is John Mesner,” he
said as we walked down the cor-
ridor. I couldn’t say anything. I
felt like a string someone was be-
ginning to saw on with a rusty
knife.
Mesner’s office somewhere up-
stairs was a dingy room with a dusty
desk and a couple of chairs. The
walls were made of cracked con-
crete lined with dusty filing cabi-
nets. The window was so soiled I
could barely see the shadows of
bars through the panes.
Mesner sat down, put his feet
on the desk. He took an apple out
of his desk drawer and started peel-
ing it slowly with a small penknife.
“You scared, Fred?”
“Of course not.”
He smiled, held out a long rib-
bon of apple peel and dropped it
on the floor. “You’re scared, Fred.”
I put my Personology Card on
his desk right in front of him. “I
just had a quarterly brain-check a
week ago. There it is.”
I stopped myself somehow from
yelling out wildly as he stabbed
the card with his penknife, then
tore it in little pieces and dropped
them on the floor.
“You’ve got nothing to be afraid
of, Fred. But it’ll probably take
you a while to realize it.” He went
on peeling the apple. He had thick
hands, stubby fingers, and the nails
were dirty. He had a round pale
face, a receding chin, thinning hair,
and an absurd little red cupid
bow mouth.
I tried not to hear the moaning
sound that seemed to come from the
other side of a door to Mesner’s
right. He got up, went to the door,
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opened it. “Shut that guy up,” he
said. He shut the door and sat
down again. He sliced off a bite of
apple and pushed it into his mouth.
“To make it short, Fred. I’ve in-
vestigated you thoroughly. And I
can use you here in SPA. You’re
being transferred.”
My throat was constricted. I
leaned against the desk. “I don’t
understand, sir. I don’t know any-
thing about Police Work. I’m only
a clerk, a card-sorter. I don’t have
any qualifications. And you can see
— my card.”
“A couple of field-trips with me,
Fred, and you’ll be a veteran.”
“But why me?”
“You’re already in the Security
Department for one thing. That
makes it convenient. Also, your In-
telligence Quotient.”
“It’s a low eighty,” I said. “That’s
the average. I’m well below nor-
mal, and this brain-check showed
I was lower this time than the last.
So how could my IQ make any dif-
ference?”
“Curiosity killed the cat, Fred.”
I managed to sit down before
I fell down. It was impossible that
I should really become an agent in
the SP, the most powerful and
feared organization in the state.
What then w^as Mesner really up
to? One work error shouldn’t have
snagged me. I’d never been guilty
of thinking above a rudimentary
and socially acceptable level. My
IQ was unquestionably low. I was
little more than a moron. So why
was I frightened. Why did I feel
guilty? Why was Mesner interested?
Mesner stood up and dropped
the apple core on the floor.
BRYCE WALTON
“We’re going on a field-trip now,
Fred. Your indoctrination as an
SPA man is beginning.”
Mesner piloted the heliocar.
Mesner said the only heliocars left
in operation belonged to SPA. He
dropped it on a plot of dried grass
on the side of a forested hill in the
Tennessee Mountains. Until we
got out of the heliocar, I didn’t
know Mesner had a gun. I couldn’t
remember having heard of a gun
or seen one before, but Mesner told
me all about guns. He slid the
rifle out of a canvas case, checked
it, called it his favorite little field
piece. Then he handed me his black
briefcase.
He led the way down a narrow
path. It was a quiet sunny day.
Squirrels ran between the trees.
Birds hopped and sang up in the
leaves.
In front of a gray, dilapidated
shack was a rickety wagon. Two
men were lifting a sack out of the
rear of the wagon. They wore rag-
ged overalls and no shirts and they
were both barefoot.
Mesner yelled. “You. Dirksons!
This is a security check.”
The shorter one started to run.
Mesner shot him in the back of
the head. The tall man grabbed
up a piece of iron with a hooked
end and started yelling as he ran
toward us.
“Open the briefcase,” Mesner
said oilmly.
I opened it. Mesner leaned the
rifle against a tree. He knelt down,
brought a metal disc out of the
briefcase attached to a wire. He
turned a dial on a bank of controls
inside the case. I heard a whirring
hum. The tall hillbilly screamed.
He stretched up on his toes,
strained his arms and neck at the
sky, then fell twitching on his face.
Mesner walked toward the hill-
billy and I stumbled after him. I
was going to be sick, very sick. The
sun worked like pins in my eye-
balls.
Mesner drew a round metal cap
which he called a stroboscope from
the case, fitted it on the hillbilly’s
head. The metal strip had a disc
hanging down in front of the hill-
billy’s eyes and about two inches
away.
Mesner worked the dials and the
flicker began blinking off and on,
faster and faster, then slower, then
faster again as the hillbilly’s eyes
stared into it unblinkingly. His
muscles began to twitch. He beat
the ground with his flat hands.
Grasshoppers jumped across his
face.
Mesner pointed out to me that
I was watching an on-the-spot
brain-probe. The brain-prober, or
bipper, as Mesner called it, was so
effective he hardly ever had to use
the other items in the case such as
the psychopharmaceuticals, drugs,
brain shock gadgets, extractors,
nerve stretchers and the like.
Mesner sat on his haunches,
worked the flicker and lit a ciga-
rette. “These brain-wave flickers
correspond to any desired brain-
wave rhythm. You play around and
you’ll get the one you want. They
talk. What they don’t say comes
out later from the recorder. With
this bipper you can get anything
out of anyone, almost. If you don’t
DARK WINDOWS
67
get the info you want it’s only be-
cause they don’t have it. It bums
them out considerably in the proc-
ess, but that’s all to the good.
They’re erased, and won’t do any
meddlesome thinking again.”
The hillbilly wasn’t moving now
as the flicker worked on his eyes
and activated desired mental re-
sponses.
“Dirkson,” Mesner said. “What
happened to your sister, Elsa?”
“Don’t know. She runned away.”
“She was blind wasn’t she?
Wasn’t she bom blind?”
I felt an icy twist in my stomach.
“That’s right. Homed blind as
a bat.”
“What happened to her?”
“Runned away with some river
rat.”
“You’ve hidden her somewhere,
Dirkson. Where?”
“I ain’t hid her nowhere.”
Mesner turned a dial. The hill-
billy screamed. His body bent up-
ward. Blood ran out of his mouth.
He was chewing his tongue, Mesner
stood up and frowned. “Guess he
didn’t know. If he knew he’d have
told us. He’s no disguised Egghead.
Just a damn collaborating, bottle-
headed jerk.”
I went over behind some bmsh
and was sick. The hillbilly would
never answer any more questions,
I knew that much. Now he was
laughing and babbling and crawl-
ing around on his hands and knees.
“It’s rough at first, Fred. No
matter how patriotic you are, and
how much you hate Eggheads, it’s
always rough at first. But you
should get used to it.”
“What — I mean why — ?”
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“The Dirksons didn’t show for
their quarterly brain-check. You
assume they’re hiding something.
It turns out they’re not, then you
haven’t lost an^^hing. Of course
you have to bum them out a little
to question them. But better to
bum one innocent bottlehead than
let one double-dome slip away.”
Mesner turned and lookrf at me.
“Isn’t that right, Fred?”
“Of course it’s right,” I said
quickly. Mesner smiled at me.
N THE WAY back to Wash-
ington, Mesner piloted the
heliocar casually. He leaned back,
smoking cigarettes, the ashes
streaming down the front of his
soiled lapels.
“I think you’ll work out fine in
SPA, Fred.”
I was still sick. I had a throbbing
ache in my head and sweat kept
stinging in my eyes. I nodded
numbed agreement with Mesner.
“I appreciate your trying to make
an SPA man out of me,” I finally
managed to say. “But could you
have made some mistake? Gotten
the wrong file or something?”
“No. Your IQ is a nice low
eighty, Fred. But you’re just not
aware that you have what is techni-
cally known as a quiescent IQ.”
“What’s that?”
“You’re a true patriot, Fred. We
both know that. So don’t be scared.
You know the sick and evil danger
of a high IQ and so you’ve put an
unconscious damf>er on your own
intelligence. You’re not really so
dumb, Fred.”
“But I am,” I said quickly.
BRYCE WALTON
“No, Fred. You think you are,
and you look and act normally
stupid and believe me, Fred, I
admire your patriotic suppression
of your intelligence, even from your-
self. But a fact is a fact, and you’re
not so dumb.”
“I’m not pretending. I’m not a
a subversive —
“Easy now,” Mesner said.
“You’re not a subversive, that’s
right. A real subversive knows he’s
smart, is proud of it and conscious-
ly tries to hide it from others. But
you loathe your own inherent
mental ability, and you’ve been
able to freeze its operation, conceal
it even from yourself. Now realize
this, Fred. The only place we can
allow intelligence to operate is in-
side the Government. The Govern-
ment must have a slightly superior
thinking capacity in order to run
things — for the present anyway.”
“But any IQ above eighty is sub-
versive. It says in the — ”
“That’s an ideal, a goal for the
future, Fred. When the transition’s
been made, when the last Egg-
head is captured and put away,
then all of us will be normal. We’ll
get ourselves bipped, and bum our
excessive intelligence down to the
eighty mark. But until that time,
Fred, some of us — especially the
SPA — have to keep our wits about
us. An unfortunate necessity that
we pray will soon be ended.”
I gazed numbly out through the
plastic canopy at the white clouds
streaming past. He was trying to
get some admission out of me, I
thought. That was the only ex-
planation. Working some subtle
game with me. But that was absurd
DARK WINDOWS
on its face, because I was way below
normal.
“My IQ’s no good for you then,”
I said. “I just don’t see — ”
Mesner interrupted with an im-
patient laugh. “You’re a hell of a
lot brighter than you let yourself
admit that you are, Fred. That’s
all I’m saying. You know it’s a
terrible thing to be smart, so you
keep it under wraps. But now you
know there’s nothing to be afraid
of. You know it’s legal for a while
longer to be smart as long as you’re
in SPA. Now you can start open-
ing up, releasing your mental capac-
ity. Believe me, Fred, it’s for the
good of the state. I know it sounds
like a paradox, but that’s how it is.”
“How can it be good when it’s
such an evil thing?”
“Because right now it’s a neces-
sary evil. SPA has problems, Fred.
There are still a lot of Eggheads
mnning loose, causing trouble.
And the doubledomes still loose
are the toughest ones to catch, and
that’s our job. We’ve got to track
down the old maniac physicists,
chemists, engineers, professors,
psyche-boys and the like who are
still working underground. Until
they’re all caught Fred, we’ve got
to live with our own filthy brains.
Because you see it takes brains to
catch brains.”
“But I have hardly any brains at
all,” I insisted.
“You’ll see, Fred. You’ll see.”
Before I left his office that eve-
ning he gave me an SPA identity
card. My name and face were on
it. Suddenly it seemed impossibly
official. All at once, I was one of
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the most feared and powerful men
in the State. Only I knew that the
only one I really feared was me.
That card supposedly gave me
a free hand. It could take me any-
where, even into top-secret de-
partments in Security. With it, I
was immune to curfew laws, to all
social restrictions and regulations.
But when I went for a walk that
evening, I knew I was being fol-
lowed. Wherever I went, eyes
watched me constantly. Shadows
moved in and out of gray doorways
and dissolved around comers.
After nine, after the curfew
sirens howled down the emptied
streets, I walked fast toward the
ancient rooming house in which I
thought I had always lived. Hun-
dreds of silent gray women and
children came out onto the streets
and began cleaning them with
brooms. One by one, the gas lights
along the rubbled streets went out.
I started to run through shadows,
and footsteps moved behind me.
A dmnken man came out of an
alley and staggered down the
broken pavement where weeds
grew. A black car whisked him
away. But no black car stopped for
me. I saw no one with a black
briefcase either. I saw only shadows,
and felt unseen eyes watcliing me.
The old woman who had been
run down by a black car still lay
there on the sidewalk. No one dared
approach that corpse to get it off
the streets. No one knew who it
was, or why it was dead. No one
would take any chances. One was
just as suspect from associating
with a guilty corpse as a living
neighbor named Donnicker.
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Upstairs, I saw a splotch of blood
on the hall floor. This time I knew
it was Donnicker’s. It reminded me
of the Dirksons now. And of who
could say how many others?
I lay down and took all three of
tomorrow’s tranquitabs. We were
allotted a month’s supply of tran-
quitabs at a time, and we were
all compelled by law to take three
a day. They knocked out worry and
anxiety usually. But now they didn’t
seem to do me much good. I
couldn’t seem to go to sleep. This
had never happened to me before.
Maybe Mesner was right. May-
be I did have a high IQ but
wasn’t consciously aware of it. This
being true, then I had to be in
SPA. SPA was the only place a
high IQ could be tolerated.
What really bothered me the
most, of course, was why I should
be worried about anything. If my
IQ was useful, I ought to be glad
of it. A true patriot should be glad
also to have unconscious subversive
elements detected. A true patriot
would be grateful for whatever
treatment could cleanse him. What
was the matter with me? Didn’t
I want to be purified, cleansed?
Didn’t I want to be bipped a little?
I didn’t trust Mesner. I didn’t
believe he really wanted me to help
him track down Eggheads. But
so what? If he was trying to find
out something about me, I ought
to be glad to cooperate.
Only I wasn’t.
I had bad dreams. I dreamed of
Dirkson babbling and crawling and
smiling at me with his bloody
mouth. He kept smiling and whis-
pering to me: “I never did know
BRYCE WALTON
nothing, and now I’m just all
burned out.”
I dreamed of old man Donnicker
being dragged down the stairs.
Then I dreamed that Mesner
came in and looked down at me
sleeping. A light bulb came down
from the ceiling. It turned bright,
then dull, then bright, then dull.
Mesner smiled as he lit a ciga-
rette. “That really bothered you
didn’t it, Fred. Bipping the Dirk-
son boy.”
“It made me sick.”
I wanted to wake up. I tried my
best to wake up because I felt that
if I didn’t wake up now, I never
would. I would die in my sleep.
“Let’s talk about it, Fred. I’m
uneasy about it myself sometimes.
I’ve bipped so many of them, may-
be my conscience bothers me. You
think it might bother a man’s
conscience, Fred?”
“What do you mean, con-
science?”
“Maybe you think there’s some-
thing immoral about bipping a
man.”
“If the State does it, it’s right,”
I said. “If it helps bring about the
Era of Normalcy and absolute and
permanent stability, then any
method is right.”
Was that the correct answer?
I was beginning to feel confused.
Thoughts, words all jumbling up.
There was an orthodox thought
and an orthodox answer for every-
thing. I’d learned them all. But
had I answered this one correctly?
“That’s right, Fred. But the old
crackpot Egghead moralists used to
say that the end doesn’t necessarily
justify the means. They would
DARK WINDOWS
claim that bipping a man was
wrong, and that no good results
could ever come from it. They
would say that a destructive means
would always create a destructive
end. Violence, they said, could only
create more violence. What do you
think of that, Fred?”
“That’s wrong,” I said. “That’s
confusing, double-dome stuff.”
“I know. But we’ve got to iden-
tify with Egghead thinking if we
can. No matter how repulsive it is,
we’ve got to understand how they
think rf we’re going to track them
down and put them away. Now
think hard, Fred. Have you ever
heard a man say, ‘Better that the
whole world should die than that
one man’s brain should be invaded
against his will.’ ”
“No, no, that’s subversive,” I
screamed.
There was more dream, more
questions, more and more confused
answers. I woke up in a cold sweat.
I found several electronic spyeyes
concealed about the room. Just out-
side my door I saw one of Mesner’s
cigarette butts. It was yellowed with
spittle, twisted and pinched in the
way his always were.
I didn’t know if all of that night,
or only part of it had been a dream.
I didn’t know if Mesner had actu-
ally been questioning me in my
sleep or not. The spy-eyes could do
that. But I knew Mesner had been
outside my door. Probably he had
been questioning my dreams.
That day was worse than the
night. Mesner had said to wait
until I heard from him, but there
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' was no word from him that day. I
tried more tranquitabs. The hell
with tomorrow’s supply. They
didn’t help me. A blinding head-
ache hit me at regular intervals.
What was Mesner using me for?
What did he want from me? What
was I supposed to know?
The Educational Tevee came on
also at regular intervals.
“. . . so if you might think,
Citizens, that a machine could do
your simple work better, just re-
member what a terrible thing the
machines did to us during the
cataclysmic age of reason. As you
know, the machines were invented
to replace human labor by Egg-
heads who have always tried to
destroy normal, comfortable and
simple ways of life. The disease of
free-thought was only possible after
the machines replaced human
beings, gave us the time to develop
excessive and self-destructive think-
ing ...”
I watched the light outside my
window turn a duller gray then
black, and after that an edge of
white moon slid partly across the
pane.
Why should I care what Mesner
was trying to get out of me? If it
was subversive then I should be
glad to get rid of it. If I was clear
and clean, then I had nothing to
worry about. Why wasn’t I simply
hipped like Donnicker and Dirkson
had been? Why should a true pa-
triot care?
I shivered and stared into the
darkness. Something horrible had
happened to me. For the first time
I realized I was entertaining un-
patriotic thoughts. I didn’t want to
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be hipped. And I knew that when
Mesner finished with me, I would
be hipped. When he found out
whatever I was supposed to know,
I’d join Dirkson and the rest of
them. It had been all right, going
along with the routines, as long as 1
actually hadn’t seen what hap-
pened to a man if he didn’t.
I didn’t want to be erased.
Whatever I was, I suddenly wanted
to stay me, guilty or not. Maybe
this attitude was all that Mesner
wanted to be sure of. But I doubted
it. Because a simple hipping would
have determined that.
I didn’t think I could stomach
any more of Mesner’s field-trips.
On the other hand I had to go
along. It all seemed to boil down to
whether I wanted to get bipped
now or later.
“Bipping isn’t bad at all,” Mes-
ner had said yesterday. “After
you’re bipped, you can do routine
work like everyone else, never
worry again about worrying. That
guy who replaced you, for example.
He was bipp>ed. He’s never made a
mistake for 20 years. He never
will.”
I closed ihy eyes. I thought of
all the happy bottleheads walking
the streets, out on the farms, doing
their routine work, happy and care-
free as long as they didn’t worry.
Human vegetables, the erased ones,
and the terrified ones who didn’t
know they were even scared. Cities
full of dull-eyed ciphers, and now
that I was outside it a little, I
could see them with an awful clar-
ity.
And I thought — how many are
as dumb as they appear to be?
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How many were just too frightened
and numbed to think? How many
would stay frightened and numb so
long that they would never be able
to think even if they sometime de-
cided to try?
It was easy enough to assume that
too much intelligence was an evil,
a virus to be burned out. Was it
better to have too little and be-
come like the hillbilly?
Oh, Mesner had set my so-called
quiescent IQ going all right. But
how far would it go before it had
gone far enough for his purpose?
HAT NIGHT I had another
bad dream. Only it didn’t really
seem so bad as it should have been.
A blind man was talking to me.
Then I dreamed that a blind girl
with a seeing-eye dog was looking
at me. She was about fifteen, may-
be younger, dressed in a plain
flowered dress tied in back with a
ribbon. She had a soft round face
and her eyes were wide and opaque.
The girl and dog seemed to come
out of a mist and they whispered
to me. It was frightening, but im-
portant, and I didn’t remember
what it was.
I woke up shivering. I seemed to
smell wet hair, and the window
was open. I couldn’t remember
whether I had shut the window be-
fore I went to sleep or not.
Mesner called me early the next
morning.
He looked the same in his
wrinkled suit with the food stains
on the lapels, and peeling an apple.
“Fred, have you ever heard a
phrase sounding like . and the
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blind shall lead them?’ ”
I appeared to be trying to think
about it, then said I had never
heard anything like that.
“You’re jx)sitive about that?”
“I don’t remember it.”
“You mean you might have, but
you just can’t remember it.”
“I didn’t say that. I doubt if I
ever heard such a phrase.”
“What about this one, . . and
the blind shall see again,’ ”
“No, I said.
“You’re sure?”
I looked directly at him and he
stopped peeling the apple. “If I’m
supposed to have such a damn
high quiescent IQ, why not let me
in on a few things?”
“What few things?”
“These references to the blind.
The Dirksons. Some blind girl
named Elsa. What are you try-
ing to find out?”
“I thought maybe you remem-
bered something, that’s all. I’m
pretty much in the dark myself.
All I have are a few clues and
theories.”
“Clues, theories, about what?”
“Eggheads. Sabotage. What the
crackpots could build, they can
best destroy. They’re blowing up
factories, manufacturing and power
plants, machines, production.”
“That’s sabotage? I thought the
whole idea in bringing about the
Era of Normalcy was to do away
with all mechanization. Do every-
thing with the hands, like in the
good old days.”
“That’s an ultimate goal, Fred.
Drudges don’t think. They’re hap-
pier. But the transition has to be
more gradual. The Eggheads want
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to take away all mechanization at
once, create chaos and anarchy.
They figure that will cause the bot-
tleheads to revolt against the
Government. We can’t catch the
saboteurs. The saboteurs inside a
blown-up factory, for example, we
never know who they are. We bip
every worker, not a sign of a sabo-
teur. So whoever does the dirty
work is a mindless tool of the Egg-
head underground, having no mem-
ory of having committed sabotage.
Who are the couriers, the ones
who make vital contact between
the Egghead underground and the
saboteurs? The dumb saboteur
has to get his highly complex di-
rectives from the Eggheads. Who
are the couriers?”
“Why ask me?”
“I know this much, Fred. Blind
people are used as couriers.”
My knees felt weak. I couldn’t
say anything. All I could think
about was my dreams.
“I want to show you something,
Fred.” Mesner led me through the
other door. A bleak concrete cu-
bicle, no windows, a damp walled
gray cell. Two naked men lay on
slabs. Stroboscopes on their h^ds.
Behind them, styluses recorded
brain-wave p>atterns on moving
white strips. One of the men, the
one on the left, was blind. His eyes
staring up into the flicker were
opaque.
“Look at those brain-wave re-
cordings, Fred. They’re getting the
same stimulus. We can give a
thousand bottleheads this stimulus
with the flicker, and get identical
responses. But not the blind boys.
We can’t successfully bip a blind
boy. The brain-waves are radically
different and we’ve never figured
out a way of codifying them. A
blind bastard’s never seen any-
thing. The seeing eyes are trackers,
like radar. But a blind boy takes
in reality and records it and keeps
it in a different way. We can’t get
at the code easily. But I’m getting
it. I’ve bipped plenty of blind boys
and I’m getting it, Fred. The blind
are used for couriers. I know that
much. For the simple reason that
we can’t bip meaningful info out
of their scrambled think-tanks.”
The naked men on the slabs
moaned. One of them opened his
mouth and a bloody foam spread
over his chin.
“What I’m looking for now is a
known courier who is also blind.
Then I can bip him, and check
the info with the code I’ve worked
out.”
He unbuttoned his coat and took
a black hand-gun out of a holster
strapped beneath his arm. “Mean-
while, Fred, these bottleheads have
had it. They’re burned out.”
I heard the two sharp echoing
reports as Mesner shot them in the
head. One of them beat his heels
on the slab. Mesner pointed the
smoking revolver. “Even dead, the
blind brain records differently. See
there?”
I leaned against the wall.
Through a crumbled hole down in
the corner of damp concrete, I
saw two red eyes and heard the
rat squealing.
“Let’s go, Fred. We’ve got some
important field-trips on today’s
schedule. And you still have a lot
to learn.”
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BRYCE WALTON
We went to Chicago. We set up
some hidden electronic spy-eyes in
a big apartment building. They
were to be checked later for evi-
dence of someone there who was
hiding an IQ of over a hundred.
And that afternoon we ran
down a renegade bio-chemist hid-
ing in a tenement. He had disguised
himself for a number of years as
a plumber. Mesner bipped him,
and an official Security heliocar
came down from Washington to
take him away.
When Mesner finished with the
old man he was hopping around
like a monkey, making grotesque
faces, giggling and yelling. Tevee
cameramen were on hand. A re-
porter was commenting on the
capture of another, “. . . insane
crackpot who has been living here
under an assumed name while
plotting and planning and building
some diabolical machine with which
to blow up the city. Our depart-
ment of Internal Security excer-
cising its eternal vigilance, cap-
tured him in time . . .”
Mesner and I took the heliocar
back up into a clear blue sky and
headed for Sauk City.
“Do you wonder, Fred, why we
just don’t kill them after they’re
bipped?”
“What could it matter?”
“It doesn’t to them, but to us it
matters. Public likes their scape-
goats alive. More satisfying to hate
live people. Public likes to see their
dragons behind bars, humiliated,
treated like crackpots. Makes a
bottlehead feel ^d to see an Egg-
head dancing like a monkey. Also
prevents martyrs. Living men are
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never martyrs.” ‘
“So why are we going to Sauk
City?” I asked. I wanted to change
the subject.
Mesner had information that an
ex-professor from some long-ex-
tinct University had been conceal-
ing a high IQ after having sup-
posedly purged himself of it years
before. He was supposed to have
been caught by a brain-probing
spy-eye and was reported to have
an IQ of over 160.
Mesner talked of such an IQ as
though it was a living time-bomb
that might go off any minute and
blow Sauk City and the entire
State to hell. He shot the heliocar
along at 500 miles an hour. He held
the T-Bar in one hand and lit cig-
arettes with the other.
“What upset you so much, Fred?
I mean that morning when I in-
terrupted you sorting cards?”
I felt a warning click in my head.
I remembered it. The eyes are the
windows of the soul.
Mesner, I thought, couldn’t look
into the windows of a blind man.
Could I?
It hadn’t been my own thought
that had disrupted my idyllic, care-
free life sorting cards. Mesner had
said it to me.
“Just the unexpected break in
the routine,” I said. “You’ve al-
ready explained it. My quiescent
IQ is just too high to be a suc-
cessful card-sorter.”
“It wasn’t what I said?”
“What did you say? I’ve for-
gotten.”
“The eyes are the windows of the
soul. But I was only quoting, Fred.
Some crackpot said that long ago.”
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“Why probe me about blind
people? I never knew any.”
“Ninety percent of a human
being’s mental activity is under-
ground, like most of an iceberg is
under water. How much of your
past can you remember, Fred?”
“Very little. The past is dead.
Why should I remember it?”
“Because a good intelligence de-
pends on the past. Memory is a part
of it. Without a past, you don’t
have a brain. And we’ve got to re-
lease our brains, Fred, for awhile.
Until we can catch saboteurs and
Eggheads.”
“I guess I’ve just been a patriot
too long,” I said.
“Remember attending Drake
University ten years ago, Fred?”
“Sure,” I said, fast, as though it
was unimportant. I was really be-
ginning to sweat. “I can remember
if you keep prodding me. Sure, I
can. So what? I purged myself. I
forgot it. Schools weren’t illegal
then.”
“But we’ve got to reawaken all
those past memories, Fred. Make
our brains work better, even if a
lot of doubledome stuff comes up.
You remember a psyche prof named
O’Hara?”
I felt suddenly dizzy, sick. A
wavering wheel started turning in
my head. I managed to stop it from
turning so fast. “I don’t remem-
ber that at all,” I said.
“Then of course you wouldn’t
remember that he was blind?”
In the darkness behind closed
lids I could see patterns of light
begin to flicker and threatening
whispers dug at a fogging curtain.
“Don’t push it, Fred. It’ll come.
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I’m patient. If I weren’t, then by
this time I would be bipped myself
and safely put away.”
He would get it all right, I
knew. Sooner or later he would tap
it. First I would tap it, then Mes-
ner would tap it. And after that I
never would worry again. I’d
never worry about remembering or
forgetting anything. I wouldn’t
even be me. A body with a bipped
brain would walk around doing
routine work, and looking like me.
But I’d be dead. I didn’t want to
die that way. Genuine physical
death would be all right. But not
that, not that hipping treatment.
Mesner turned quickly and
caught me staring at the outline of
the handgun under his coat. He
smiled. “You want one of these,
Fred?”
“Not yet,” I said. “I don’t re-
member enough yet. I’m not smart
enough yet.”
“Tell me when you’re ready.”
By the time we closed in on the
professor in an old deserted house
on the outskirts of Sauk City, he
had managed to hang himself to a
waterpipe in the basement. He
wore a pair of ragged pants. He
was terribly thin and his hair was
white, and his toothless mouth
gaped open and his jaws sucked in.
I had never seen anyone appear so
pitiful and so harmless as that old
man hanging there.
We untied the rope and the body
fell to the floor. Mesner took a
small disc from his case and put it
over the dead man’s heart, then
stood up. “He’s too dead. We
should have gotten here a few min-
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utes earlier.”
He seemed tired as he sat down
on a soggy box. His hands were
dirty with coal dust and a smudge
of it was on his face.
This is it, I thought. Now was as
good a time for it as any, because
there wasn’t any good time for it.
He had all the advantage. And the
longer it went on, the greater ad-
vantage he would have. It was only
a question of time anyway, and I
couldn’t stand waiting.
I lunged at him. I heard the
faint whining sound, saw the flash
and the glint of the disc coming out
of his pocket. A sudden, painless
paralysis hit me and I was helpless
on my knees looking at Mesner. He
just stared at me morosely, tired,
irritated a little.
“You should know better, Fred.
You’re smart.”
“Go to hell,” I said.
He shook his head. “Not now,
Fred. Nor you either. It isn’t me
you want to get, Fred. You just
don’t want to get hipped. You
ought to trust me. I don’t want to
bip you, now or ever. I mean it. We
need brains to catch Eggheads and
that’s my job. You’re valuable.
Everybody getting hipped, it isn’t
easy to get smart people these days.”
“Bip me now then, you bastard.
Get it over with.”
“You’d better trust me. I’m be-
ing honest. Some of these other
oi&odox jerks in Security, they
wouldn’t fool with you. They
would bip you sooner than look at
you.”
“Why don’t you?”
“I’ve told you, for God’s sake.
You’re a bright guy, and I’m
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eager to learn. And I don’t want to
burn up any important info.”
Then I got it. Then I knew why
he was keeping the bipper off me.
I thought about it all the way
back to Washington while Mesner
fed himself apples. I was supposed
to have valuable unconscious info.
Mesner wanted it. But the old
crackpots were right. The means
not only created the ends, but could
destroy the ends if the means were
bad enough. You probe and pry
into a man’s brain deep and hard
enough and you come up with
nothing. Your methods have de-
stroyed the end. You’ve burned out
the truth you’re trying to get.
Mesner was trying to get info
from me without burning it up.
The bastard was trying to have
his bloody cake and eat it. But the
insight didn’t make my position any
easier. He was going to get it some
way. His talking and hinting and
probing was designed to awaken
vital memory in me, get it up into
total consciousness where he could
get at it with his instruments with-
out the danger of burning it up.
Soon as he got what he wanted
he would bip me. I couldn’t keep
him from getting it because I didn’t
know what it was. I couldn’t keep
on suppressing something if I
didn’t know what it was, and I
knew that no one can consciously
suppress knowledge in himself in
any case.
For two more days I didn’t
hear from Mesner. I indulged
in feverish and ridiculous escape
fantasies. There could be no escape
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for me. The educational voices
from the Tevee drifted in and out.
. . the greatest threat to man’s
happy survival is reason. Man was
never intended to go above a cer-
tain mental level and become there-
by a victim of his own imagination
and complex fears. This disease of
reason has been carried to its final
suicidal limit by Eggheads . . .”
No mention of sabotage. The
care-free public must not hear of
such disquieting things. All the
public heard 24 hours a day was a
voice telling them about the evils
of reason. The destructiveness of
overly-developed brains, and the
vicious criminality of Eggheads.
After listening to that long
enough, and having all subversive
level IQs purged, who could be-
lieve otherwise? How many be-
lieved otherwise now? Did I? What
in hell did Mesner want to dig out
of me? Who, what, why was I?
I was still a bottle. But now
there were countless cracks appear-
ing in it.
Then Mesner called, said we
were going on another field-trip
that next afternoon. All right, I
said. Someway or other, I knew,
I would make this my last trip with
Mesner.
He had located a blind man, he
said, who he knew had been a
courier, a blind man definitely
linked up with a recent sabotaging
of a motor parts plant somewhere
in Illinois.
Mesner looked down on the
shanty town from a high bluff
above the river. The river rats’
shanties were built half in, half out
of the water, some of them on
stilts, some of them actually con-
sisting of dilapidated houseboats.
Mesner said river rats were
worse rebs even than hillbillies.
They drifted up and down the
rivers. You staged a raid and they
dissolved away into the river like
rodents. Many of them skipped
quarterly brain-checks, but no one
knew how many. Birth and death
records weren’t kept by river rats.
I walked ahead of Mesner down
a winding gravel path into rotting
reeds by the river, then we fol-
lowed another muddy path toward
the shanties. Frogs and insects
hummed. A path of moonlight
moved across the water. A ribby
hound dog slunk away from me. A
ragged kid looking wilder than the
hound, ran across the path and
slipped soundlessly into the muddy
water.
Mesner pointed out the blind
man’s shack. Then he looked at
me and smiled with that absurd
little cupid bow mouth. “This isn’t
the time either, Fred. If you think
we’re not covered, you’re wrong.
You couldn’t run fifty feet before
they burned you down.”
We walked nearer the loosely
boarded and sagging shack.
“You take the back, Fred. Just
remember, better later than now.
And be careful. When these river
rats get stirred up, they can cause
a hell of a row. The entire goon
squad would have to move in and
there would be a mass hipping
spree.”
Mesner crept nearer, then whis-
pered. “No light. You can’t even
tell if one of them’s at home after
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BRYCE WALTON
dark. Why do they need a light?
Go on, watch the back door, Fred.
And don’t let this one slip by.”
I heard the front door crash in-
ward. A man wearing only tattered
pants ran out. He was thin and
ribby like the dog, and I could see
the moonlight shining on the
opaque whiteness of his eyes.
He ran directly at me. And I
knew I wasn’t going to try to stop
him. But I didn’t know why. Then
Mesner came out and fired a small
gun, smaller than the one under
his coat. It wasn’t the same. This
was a nerve-gun and it curled the
synaptic connections between neu-
rons.
The blind man collapsed and lay
like a corpse at my feet. I knelt
down and felt of him. Mesner whis-
pered for me to drag the old man
inside. I hooked my hands under
his shoulders and pulled him into
the shack. It didn’t matter to me
now, nor to the blind man, I
thought.
He hardly weighed anything. His
eyes were fixed in a white silence as
Mesner shone a small flashlight into
them. Then Mesner shut both
doors and pulled a ragged cloth
across the single window.
He opened his case. He put the
stroboscope on the blind man’s
head. The bluish light began to
flicker over the staring opaque eyes.
I saw the nerve-gun lying on the
floor beside Mesner’s hand.
“You’re too late,” I said. “He’s
dead. I wouldn’t have dragged him
in here if I hadn’t known he was
dead.”
Mesner was breathing thickly.
His fat round face was pale and
shiny with sweat. “I know he’s
dead. He must have gulped a fast-
action poison soon as I came in the
door. Maybe even the blind boys
are deciding things are getting too
hot.”
Mesner worked the stroboscope.
“But he’s dead,” I said.
“Brain cells are the last to die,”
Mesner said. “Maybe I can pick
up a little info yet.”
It burst out of me then as from
an abscess. The bottle cracked into
a thousand fragments. I lunged at
Mesner. He seemed to roll away
from me, and then he squatted
there in the flickering light. He
leveled the gun at me.
“So you’re beginning to wake up,
Fred!”
Probing a dead man. Question-
ing the dead. Even a corpse was
sacred no longer. The vile and hor-
rible bastards, all of them.
“I don’t care what happens to
me,” I said.
“That’s noble of you.”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“Why?”
“You wouldn’t understand.”
“Maybe I wouldn’t agree, but I’ll
understand, Fred. I know what
you’re thinking. What I’m doing
now is just too much. Right? The
final indignity one human being
could inflict on another, right? A
human mind should be sacred, even
if it’s dumb. Even if it’s dead. Es-
pecially if it’s dead. Right, Fred?”
I started around the rickety table
toward him.
“Now it’s set off, Fred. You’re
fired up now. That’s what I’ve
been waiting for. You were planted
to sabotage Security itself, Fred,
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and I always knew that. Now
we’re going to find out all the rest
of it. Now it’s squeezing out of your
unconscious, and we can drain it,
empty it all out. They put a lid on
your mind, Fred, and I’ve taken it
off. Put on the ethical pressure, put
it heavy on your idealistic Egghead
morality, steam it up hot, blow the
lid off. It’s working, Fred.”
“Is it?” I said. “I don’t remem-
ber anything that would do you
any good. I just know that it’s
wrong, the final horrible fraud. It
isn’t intelligence you guys want to
wipe out, Mesner. Not your own,
not the big wheels in power. It’s
only certain kinds of thinking, un-
desirable thoughts, attitudes you
don’t like. Those are what you have
to purge.”
“Right, Fred. Only the wrong
kind of Eggheads. Me, hell I’m an
Egghead too. Remember the prize
pupil in your psych class at Drake
University, Fred?” Mesner laughed.
“That was me.”
“You can kill people,” I said.
“You can’t burn a sense of what’s
right or wrong out of people. That
old dead blind man there has pre-
served something you can’t touch.”
“Too bad you won’t be around
to see how wrong you are, Fred.
We can make people whatever we
damn well want them to be. Your
old ethical pals worked out the
methods. We’re using it for a dif-
ferent end.”
The front door squeaked. I felt
a moist draft on my face, and a
whisper in my brain. A few words.
I don’t remember what they were.
But they were a key that opened
floodgates of self-understanding
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and awareness. I remembered a lot
then, a lot of things and feelings
that warmed me. I had a wonder-
ful sense of wholeness and I was
no longer afraid of being bipped,
or afraid to die.
There was an expression of com-
plete triumph on Mesner’s face,
and he knew what had happened
to me and he wanted it, all of it,
sucked away into his briefcase. Just
the same, the whisper from the
doorway distracted his attention
and I went for him.
In that second of time, I saw
the little blind girl who had whis-
pered that triggering phrase for my
release, and behind her, the seeing-
eye dog. She was utterly unafraid
and smiling at me. Courage she
was saying. And I could share it
with her.
She had sealed her own death in
order to make me whole again.
I smashed the flashlight off the
table into the wall and my weight
drove Mesner onto the floor. I man-
aged to grab his arm and we lay
there in the dark straining for the
nerve-gun. I began to hear the
whir of heliocars. I twisted Mes-
ner’s arm up and around and re-
leased the nerve-gun’s full charge
directly into his face. A stammer-
ing scream came out of him. It was
the scream of something not hu-
man. A full charge of that into the
brain, it must have curled up the
intricate connections and short cir-
cuited his brain into an irreparable
hash.
I took the blind girl’s hand and
we ran toward the river. The sky
was crossed with search beams.
And in the deep darkness by the
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river I was suddenly as blind as
the girl who held my hand. We
kept running and stumbling
through the reeds. I felt her hand
slip from mine. Then something hit
me.
It wasn’t a localized impact, but
something seemed to have hit me
all over and moved through me as
though my blood suddenly turned
to lead.
I tried to find the girl. I tried to
crawl to the river, into the river.
And near me I heard the girl say
softly, “Goodbye now, Mr. Fred-
ricks. Don’t worry, because you’ll
be brave.”
“Thanks,” I said. “Little girl,
what’s your name?”
She didn’t answer. I tried to call
out to her again in the darkness,
but I couldn’t move my lips. Paral-
ysis gripped me, and after that
blackness, with the lights some-
time later beginning to flicker
against my tearing eyes, and then
the horror.
The inquisition ended
sooner than I thought it would.
After the awful intrusion, there
isn’t any farther awareness of time.
After you are thoroughly invaded,
after your private soul, every
naked cell of your brain is peeled
open, exposed to the raw glaring
light, after that you no longer
care. What is you has been ob-
literated the way a shadow is eaten
by the burn of cold light.
Your identity is gone. They take
it. You are theirs, all of you be-
longs to them. You feel them pour-
ing out your mind down to the
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pitiful dregs as though they are
p>ouring cups of coffee.
The pain is a shredding, ripping,
raveling horror. After that there is
no feeling at all, and this is worse.
I told them everything I knew.
What I couldn’t tell, they tapped,
tearing chunks out the way you
would rip pages and chapters out
of a book.
The responsible humanists, scien-
tists, intellectuals had known what
was coming. They prepared for it,
and set up the plan before the last
days of the Egghead purge. They
set up the future saboteurs by a
long intricate process of psychody-
namic conditioning. They did it in
the Universities before the schools
were purged. Promising students
were selected, worked on.
Fredricks, a psychology student,
was subjected to repeat^ hypnotic
experiments. A blind Professor
named O’Hara did most of it. It
was all there finally in Fredrick’s
head, but then it was all suppressed
and finally Fredricks himself for-
got that he knew. A delayed hyp-
notic response pattern, an analogue,
is set up. Later it will be triggered
off by a phrase, a word, a series of
words repeated at conditioned re-
sponse intervals.
Ten years later he was working
inside, inside Security itself. When
circumstances were right, a blind
courier was to have triggered off
Fredrick’s suppressed knowledge
allowing him to sabotage the entire
Department of Records and Sci-
entific Method. So many scientists
and intellectuals had already been
purged that few remained among
the available personnel of Security
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who could have repaired a simple
gasoline motor without a step-by-
step chart taken from the Depart-
ment of Records.
It would have been a master
coup for the underground.
But Mesner had traced Fred-
rick’s identity back to Drake Uni-
versity, back to O’Hara. He had
gotten suspicious, and removed
Fredricks from Security.
The blind girl had whispered
the key phrase just the same, in
order that Fredricks might face the
ordeal of the inquisition with as
much pride, strength, and courage
as possible.
“Only a free man, a man who
fully respects himself as an indi-
vidual and a human being,” Fred-
ricks told his inquisitors, “only a
man who has learned why he is liv-
ing, can die like a man.”
Then they killed me.
They tried to get more out of
me, but what they wanted to know,
I knew nothing whatever about. I
knew nothing about the under-
ground, or the headquarters of the
Eggheads.
But by then I was dead, and
what they did was of no impor-
tance. I was no longer me. There
was no awareness of being me. I
had joined Dirkson and the rene-
gade biochemist and all the others.
I was hopping up and down in a
cage before the Tevee cameras, and
a reporter was talking to millions
of smiling, care-free citizens and
telling them how another vicious
crackpot had been captured just in
time to avert some terrible disaster
which would have disturbed the
status quo.
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Then I was taken away.
“Are you awake now, Mr. Fred-
ricks?”
I opened my eyes. I was in a
clean white room lying near a
barred window. An attractive nurse
smiled at me. She was holding a
clipboard and making notations on
a report pad.
“How do you feel now, Fred?”
Painfully, I turned and saw several
ghosts standing and sitting on the
other side of the bed. I could see a
door behind them, partly opened
onto a softly lit corridor.
There was Dr. Malden, a famous
anthropologist whom I had last
seen in a newspaper headline dur-
ing the purge. And Dr. Marquand,
Nobel Prize winner in electrobiolo-
gy. And Dr. Martinson, one time
head of the UN Research Founda-
tion. Dr. Rothberg, social psycholo-
gist. All dead, all purged, hipped
and confined years ago. All ghosts.
Only they were there. And they
were alive, and they seemed glad
to see me. All I knew was that I
was alive again. I was aware of be-
ing me. And somehow I knew that
these forgotten names were also
alive again.
Rothberg handed me a cigarette
and the nurse lit it for me. I re-
membered that once I had liked
cigarettes.
“So what’s happened,” I said.
My voice was weak. My insides
felt as though they were filled with
grinding pieces of broken razor
“You’re in Zany-Ward No. 104,”
Dr. Rothberg said.
“I don’t believe I quite under-
stand,” 1 said carefully.
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“You will,” Dr. Rothberg said.
“Let’s just say for a starter that
when a man is hipped and brought
here, we try to put him back to-
gether again. It’s a long painful
process. Sometimes he’s not quite
the same, but we’ve done pretty
good work. We rebuild burned-out
circuits. We have to know exactly
what you were before you were
hipped, and we try to duplicate the
pattern. Regeneration is slow and
rough. You’ll be all right.”
"I'hey shook hands with me and
smiled down at me and went out.
The pretty nurse gave me a pill
and I lay back and thought about
it. It was logical enough, and I
started to laugh. During the months
after that while the slow process of
re-learning and regeneration con-
tinued, I learned more about the
Zany- Wards. Serious as it was, and
as much as there was yet to be
done, it was always amusing.
As Eggheads were apprehended
and confined, they were rehabili-
tated, put back together again, in a
way you could say fissioned. The
Eggheads are the inmates. They,
run the Zany- Wards which are
used also as bases of operation in
a continuing attempt to disrupt the
Era of Normalcy. Great scientific
labs are concealed underground.
When Security inspection com-
mittees appear on the scene, we all
put on our acts. We dance, make
faces, act like monkeys and giggle.
Doctor Rothberg told me yester-
day that if our sabotage work
doesn’t soon cause people to rebel
against the Era of Normalcy, it
won’t be long before we’ll be the
only sane people left in the world.
END
EDITOR'S REPORT
( Continued from page 3 )
kept this mission secret so far, how
we got the photos and when the
expedition got back. We’ve also
heard from folks who seem to be
having some pretty hot arguments
about whether or not these are real
Kodachromes. We love a good ar-
gument ourselves and would like
to keep this going, but our con-
science compels us to admit that
the whole thing is nothing more
than a nice piece of imaginative
illustrating by Mel Hunter. Mel
went even further and furnished
“blueprints” for the theoretical
ship, on the front cover. Now if
someone would care to build
one . . .
BRYCE WALTON
Last minute notes: Harlan Ellison
is now in the army at Fort Benning,
Georgia ; but has his typewriter
along to finish novel commitments.
Henry Slesar has just written, di-
rected, produced and photographed
a 45-minute movie spoofing the ad-
vertising business. His agent has
also just sold one of his stories to
the Alfred Hitchcock program.
Gnome is going to publish a book
version of Riley and Clifton’s sci-
ence fiction award winner They'd
Rather Be Right,
DonT forget to drop us that note
about you. The statistics can’t pile
up too fast — if we must, we can
borrow a computer from our neigh-
bor I.B.M. — ekw
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The tenth son of a tenth son was very sick, but it was written
that he would never die. Of course, it was up to
the Earth doctor to see that he didn’t!
They didn’t realize they were in trouble until
it was too late to stop it. The call from Morua
II came in quite innocently, relayed to the ship
from HQ in Standard GPP Contract code for
crash priority, which meant Top Grade Planetstry
Emergency, and don’t argue about it, fellows, just
get there, fast. Red Doctor Sam Jenkins took one
look at the flashing blinker and slammed the con-
trols into automatic ; gyros hummed, bearings were
computed and checked, and the General Practice
BY ALAN E. NOURSE
Illustrated by Ed Emsh
Patrol ship Lancet spun in its tracks, so to speak,
and began homing on the call-source like a hound
on a fox. The fact that Morua II was a Class VI
planet didn’t quite register with anybody, just then.
Ten minutes later the Red Doctor reached for
the results of the Initial Information Survey on
Morua II, and let out a howl of alarm. A single
card sat in the slot with a wide black stripe across
it.
Jenkins snapped on the intercom. “Wally,” he
yelped. “Better get up here fast.”
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“Trouble?” said the squawk-box^
sleepily.
“Oh, brother,” said Jenkins.
“Somebody’s cracked the Contract
Code or something.”
A moment later a tall sleepy man
in green undershorts appeared at
the control room, rubbing his eyes.
“What happened?” he said.
“We’ve changed course.”
“Yeah. Ever hear of Morua II?”
Green Doctor Wally Stone
frowned and scratched his whisk-
ered chin. “Sounds familiar, but I
can’t quite tune in. Crash call?”
His eye caught the black-striped
card. “Class VI planet ... a plague
spot! How can we get a crash-call
from this?"^
“You tell me,” said Jenkins.
“Wait a minute. Seems to me
there was some sort of nasty busi-
ness— ”
Jenkins nodded heavily. “There
sure was. Five successive attempts
to establish a Contract with them,
and five times we got thrown out
bodily. The last time an Earth ship
landed there half the crew was
summarily shot and the others
came home with their ears cut off.
Seems the folks on Morua II didn’t
want a Contract with Hospital
Earth. And they’re still in the jun-
gle, as far as their medicine goes.
Witch doctors and spells.” He
tossed the Info-card down the
chute with a growl. “So now we
have an emergency call from them
in a Contract code they couldn’t
p>ossibly know.”
The surgeon in the green under-
shorts chewed his lip. “Looks like
somebody in that last crew spilled
the beans before they shot him.”
“Obviously.”
“Well, what arc we doing on
automatics? We’re not going there,
are we?”
“What else? You know the law.
Instantaneous response to any
crash-priority call, regardless of cir-
cumstances— ”
“Law be damned,” Stone cried.
“File a protest with HQ. Cancel
the course bearings and thumb our
noses at them!”
“And spend the next twenty
years scrubbing test tubes.” Jenkins
shook his head “Sorry, it took me
too long to get aboard one of these
tubs. We don’t do that in the Gen-
eral Practice Patrol, remember? I
don’t know how Morua II got the
code, but they got it, and that’s all
the farther we’re supposed to think.
We answer the call, and beef about
it later. If we still happen to be
around later, that is.”
It had always been that way.
Since the first formal Medical Serv-
ice Contract had been signed with
Deneb III centuries before. Hos-
pital Earth had laboriously built its
reputation on that single founda-
tion stone: immediate medical as-
sistance, without question or hesi-
tation, whenever and wherever it
was required, on any planet bound
by Contract. That was the law, for
Hospital Earth could not afford to
jeopardize a Contract.
In the early days of galactic ex-
ploration, of course. Medical Serv-
ices was only a minor factor in an
expanding commercial network
that drew multitudes of planets into
social and economic interdepend-
ence; but in any growing civiliza-
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tion division of labor inevitably oc-
curs. Other planets outstripped
Earth in technology, in communica-
tions, in transport, and in produc-
tion techniques — ^but Earth stood
unrivaled in its development of the
biological sciences. Wherever an
Earth ship landed, the crew was
soon rendering Medical Services of
one sort or another, whether they
had planned it that way or not. On
Deneb III the Medical Service
Contract was formalized, and Hos-
pital Earth came into being. Into
all known corners of the galaxy
ships of the General Practice Patrol
were dispatched — “Galactic Pill
Peddlers” forging a chain of Con-
tracts from Aldebaran to Zam, ac-
cepting calls, diagnosing ills, ar-
ranging for proper disposition of
whatever medical problems they
came across. Serious problems were
shuttled back to Hospital Earth
without delay; more frequently the
GPP crews — doctors of the Red
and Green services, representing
the ancient Earthly arts of medicine
and surgery — were able to handle
the problems on the spot and by
themselves.
It was a rugged service for a sin-
gle planet to provide, and it was
costly. Many planets studied the
terms of Contract and declined,
pleasantly but firmly — and were as-
sured nevertheless that GPP ships
would answer an emergency call if
one was received. There would be
a fee, of course, but the call would
be answered. And then there were
other planets — places such as
Morua II . . .
The Lancet homed on the dismal
grey planet with an escort of eight
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ugly fighter ships which had
swarmed up like hornets to greet
her. They triangled her in, ^ap-
pled her, and dropped her with a
bone- jarring crash into a landing
slot on the edge of the city. As
Sam Jenkins and Wally Stone
picked themselves off the bulk-
heads, trying to rearrange the scar-
let and green uniforms of their
respective services, the main en-
trance lock burst open with a
squeal of tortured metal. At least
a dozen Moruans poured into the
control room — huge bearlike crea-
tures with heavy grey fur ruffing
out around their faces like thick
hairy dog collars. The one in com-
mand strode forward arrogantly,
one huge paw leveling a placer-
gun with a distinct air of business
about it. “Well, you took long
enough!” he roared, baring a set
of yellow fangs that sent shivers
up Jenkins spine. “Fourteen hours!
Do you call that speed?”
Jenkins twisted down the volume
on his Translator with a grimace.
“You’re lucky we came at all,” he
said peevishly. “Where’s your Con-
tract? Where did you get the
Code?”
“Bother the Contract,” the
Moruan snarled. “You’re supposed
to be physicians, eh?” He eyed
them up and down as though he
disapproved of everything that he
saw. “You make sick people well?”
“That’s the general idea.”
“All right.” He poked a hairy
finger at a shuttle car perched
outside. “In there.”
They were herded into the car
with three guards in front and
three behind. A tunnel gulped them
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into darkness as the car careened
madly into the city. For an endless
period they pitched and churned
through blackness — then suddenly
emerged into a high, gilded hall
with pale sunlight filtering down.
From the number of decorated
guards, and the scraping and grov-
eling that went on as they were
hurried through embattled corri-
dors, it seemed likely they were
nearing the seat of government.
Finally a pair of steel doors opened
to admit them to a long, arched
hallway. Their leader, who was
called Aguar by his flunkies, halted
them with a snarl and walked
across to the tall figure guarding
the far door. The guard did not
seem pleased; he wore a long pur-
ple cap with a gold ball on the
end which twitched wildly as their
whispered conference devolved into
growling and snarling. Finally
Aguar motioned them to follow,
and they entered the far chamber,
with Purple-Hat glaring at them
malignantly as they passed.
Aguar halted them at the door-
way. “His Eminence will see you,”
he growled.
“Who is His Eminence?” Jen-
kins asked.
“The Lord High Emperor of All
Morua and Creator of the Galax-
ies,” Aguar rumbled. “He is the
Tenth Son of a Tenth Son, and it
is written that he can never die.
When you enter, bow,” he added.
The Tenth Son of a Tenth Son
couldn’t have cared less whether
they bowed or not. The room was
dark and rank with the smell of
sickness. On a pallet in the center
lay a huge Moruan, panting and
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groaning. He was wrapped like a
mummy in bedclothes of scarlet in-
terwoven with gold; on either side
of the bed braziers flickered with
sickly greenish light.
His Eminence looked up at
them from bloodshot eyes and
greeted them with a groan of an-
guish that seemed to roll up from
the soles of his feet. “Go away,” he
moaned, closing his eyes again and
rolling over with his back toward
them.
The Red Doctor blinked at his
companion, then turned to Aguar.
“What illness is this?” he whis-
pered.
“He is afflicted with a Pox, as
any fool can see. All others it kills
— ^but His Eminence is the Tenth
Son of a Tenth Son, and it is writ-
ten—”
“Yes, yes, I know. He can never
die.” Sam gave Wally a sour look.
“What happens, though, if he just
up and does?”
Aguar’s paw came down with a
clatter on the hilt of his sword.
"'He does not die. We have you
here now. You are doctors, you say.
Cure him.”
They walked to the bedside and
lifted back the covers. Jenkins took
a limp paw in his hand. He finally
found a palpable pulse just below
the second elbow joint. It was fast
and thready. The creature’s skin
bagged loosely from his arm.
“Looks like His Eminence can’t
read,” Wally muttered. “He’s going
fast. Doc.”
Jenkins nodded grimly. “What
does it look like to you?”
“How should I know? I’ve never
seen a healthy Moruan before, to
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say nothing of a sick one. It looks
like a pox all right.”
“Probably a viremia of some
sort.” Jenkins went over the great
groaning hulk with inquiring fin-
gers.
“If it’s a viremia, we’re cooked,”
Stone whispered. “None of the
drugs cross over — and we won’t
have time to culture the stuff and
grow any new ones — ”
Jenkins turned to Aguar. “How
long has this gone on?”
“For days,” the Moruan growled.
“He can’t speak. He grows hot and
cannot eat. He moans until the
Palace trembles.”
“What about your own doctors?”
Aguar spat angrily on the floor.
“They are jealous as cats until
trouble comes. Then they hide in
the caves like chickens. See the
green flames? Death flames. They
leave him here to die. But now that
is all over. We have heard about
you wizards from Hospital Earth.
You cure all, the stories say. You
are very wise, they say. You bal-
ance the humors and drive forth
the spirits of the Pox like devils.”
He gave them a terrible grin and
tightened his hand on the gold-en-
crusted sword. “Now we see.”
“We can’t promise,” Jenkins be-
gan. “Sometimes we’re called too
late — but perhaps not in this case,”
he added hastily when he saw the
Moruan’s face. “Tenth Son and
all that. But you’ll have to give
us freedom to work.”
“What kind of freedom?”
“We’ll need supplies and infor-
mation from our ship. We’ll have to
consult your physicians. We’ll need
healthy Moruans to examine — ”
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“But you will cure him,” Aguar
said.
Jenkins took a deep breath and
gripped his red tunic around his
throat tightly. “Sure, sure,” he said
weakly. “You just watch us.”
^^OUT WHAT DO you think
we’re going to do?” the sur-
geon wailed, back in the control
room of the Lancet, “Sam, we can’t
touch him. If he didn’t die natural-
ly we’d kill him for sure! We can’t
go near him without a Bio-survey —
look what happened on Baron
when they tried it! Half the plane-
tary population wiped out before
they realized that the antibiotic
was more deadly to the race than
the virus was . . .”
“Might not be such a bad idea
for Morua,” the Red Doctor mut-
tered grimly. “Well, what did you
expect me to do — politely refuse?
And have our throats slit right on
the spot?” He grabbed a pad and
began scribbling. “We’ve got to do
something just to keep alive for a
while.”
“Yeah,” said Wally. “What, for
instance?”
“Well, we’ve got a little to go on
just from looking at them. They’re
oxygen-breathers, which means
they manage internal combustion
of carbohydrates, somehow. From
the grey skin color I’d guess at a
cuprous or stannous heme-protein
carrying system. They’re carnivores,
but god knows what their protein
metabolism is like — Let’s get going
on some of these specimens Aguar
has rounded up for us.”
They dug in frantically. Under
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normal conditions a GPP ship
would send in a full crew of tech-
nicians to a newly-Contracted
planet to make the initial Bio-sur-
vey of the indigenous races. Bio-
chemists, physiologists, anatomists,
microbiologists, radiologists — survey
workers from every Service would
examine and study the new clients,
take them apart cell by cell to see
what made them tick.
Certain basic principles were al-
ways the same, a fact which accel-
erated the program considerably.
Humanoid or not, all forms of life
had basic qualities in common.
Biochemical reactions were bio-
chemical reactions, whether they
happened to occur in a wing-crea-
ture of Wolf IV or a doctor from
Sol III. Anatomy was a broad de-
terminant: a jelly-blob from Deneb
I with its fine skein of pulsating
nerve fibrils was still just a jelly-
blob, and would never rise above
the level of amoeboid yes-no re-
sponse because of its utter lack of
organization. But a creature with
an organized central nervous sys-
tem and a functional division of
work among organ systems could
be categorized, tested, studied, and
compared, and the information
used in combating native disease.
Given no major setbacks, and full
cooperation of the natives, the job
only took about six months to do —
For the crew of the Lancet six
hours was seven hours too long.
They herded cringing Moruan
“volunteers” into the little ship’s
lab. Jenkins handled external ex-
aminations and blood and tissue
chemistries; Stone ran the X-ray
and pan-endoscopic examinations.
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After four grueling hours the Red
Doctor groaned and scowled at the
growing pile of data. “Okay. It
seems that they’re vaguely human-
oid. And that’s about all we can
say for sure. I think we’re wasting
time. What say we tackle the Wiz-
ards for a while?”
Aguar’s guards urged the tall
Moruan with the purple cap into
the control room at gunpoint, along
with a couple of minor medical
potentates. Purple-hat’s name was
Kiz, and it seemed that he wasn’t
having any that day.
“Look,” said Jenkins intensely.
“You’ve seen this illness before. We
haven’t. So you can at least get us
started. What kind of course does
it run?”
Silence.
“All right then, what causes it?
Do you know? Bacteria? Virus?
Degeneration?”
Silence.
Jenkins’ face was pale. “Look,
boys — ^your Boss out there is going
to cool before long if something
doesn’t happen fast — ” His eyes
narrowed on Kiz. “Of course, that
might be right up your alley —
how about that? His Eminence
bows out, somebody has to bow in,
right? Maybe you, huh?”
Kiz began sputtering indignant-
ly; the Red Doctor cut him off. “It
adds up,” he said heatedly. “You’ve
got the power, you’ve got your
magic and all. Maybe you were the
boys that turned thumbs down so
violently on the idea of a Hospital
Earth Contract, eh? Couldn’t risk
having outsiders cutting in on your
trade.” Jenkins rubbed his chin
thoughtfully. “But somehow it
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seems to me you’d have a whale of
a lot more power if you learned
how to control this Pox.”
Kiz stopped sputtering quite ab-
ruptly. He blinked at his confed-
erates for a long moment. Then:
“You’re an idiot. It can’t be done.”
“Suppose it could.”
“The Spirit of the Pox is too
strong. Our most powerful spells
make him laugh. He eats our pow-
ders and drinks our potions. Even
the Iron Circle won’t drive him
out.”
“Won’t it, now! Well, we have
iron needles and potions that eat
the bottoms out of their jars. Sup-
pose they drive him out?”
The Moruan was visibly shaken.
He held a whispered conference
with his henchmen. “You’ll show
us these things?” he asked suspi-
ciously.
“I’ll make a bargain,” said Jen-
kins. “You give us a Contract, we
give you the power — ^fair enough?”
More whispers. Wally Stone
tugged at Sam’s sleeve. “What do
you think you’re doing?” he
choked. “These boys will cut your
throat quicker than Aguar will — ”
“Maybe not,” said Sam. “Look,
I’ve got an idea — risky, but it
might work if you’ll play along.
We can’t lose much.”
The whispers stopped and Kiz
nodded to the Red Doctor. “All
right, we bargain,” he said. After
you show us.”
“Now or never.” Jenkins threw
open the door and nodded to the
guards. “I’ll be in the sickroom in a
very short while. If you’re with me.
I’ll see you there. If not — ” He fin-
gered his throat suggestively.
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As soon as they had gone Jenkins
dived into the storeroom and began
throwing flasks and bottles into a
black bag. Wally Stone watched
him in bewilderment. “You’re
going to kill him,” he moaned.
“Prayers, promises, pills and post-
mortems. That’s the Medical serv-
ice for you.”
Sam grinned. “Maybe you should
operate on him. That would open
their eyes all right.”
“No thanks, not me. This is a
medical case and it’s all yours.
What do you want me to do?”
“Stay here and try your damned-
est to get through to HQ,” said
Sam grimly. “Tell them to send
an armada, because we’re liable to
need one in the next few hours — ”
IF THE TENTH Son of a Tenth
Son had looked bad before,
three hours had witnessed no im-
provement. The potentate’s skin
had turned from grey to a pasty
green as he lay panting on the bed.
He seemed to have lost strength
enough even to groan, and his
eyes were glazed.
Outside the royal chambers Jen-
kins found a group of green-clad
mourners, wailing like banshees
and tearing out their fur in great
grey chunks. They stood about a
flaming brazier; as Jenkins entered
the sickroom the wails rose ten
decibels and took on a howUng-dog
quality.
Aguar met him at the door. “He’s
dying,” he roared angrily. “Why
don’t you do something? Every hour
he sinks more rapidly, and aJl you
do is poke holes in the healthy
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ones! And then you send in this
bag of bones again — ” He glowered
at the tall purple-capped figure
bending over the bed.
Jenkins looked sharply at Kiz,
and the wizard nodded his head
slowly. “Try being quiet for a
while,” Jenkins said to Aguar.
“We’re going to cure the Boss
here.” Solemnly he slipped off his
scarlet tunic and cap and laid them
on a bench, then set his black bag
carefully on the floor and threw it
open. “First off, get rid of those
things.” He pointed to the braziers
at the bedside. “They’re enough to
give anybody a headache. And tell
those people outside to stop the
racket. How can they expect the
Spirit of the Pox to come out of
His Eminence when they’re raising
a din like that?”
Aguar’s eyes widened for a
moment as he hesitated; then he
threw open the door and screamed
a command. The wailing stopped
as though a switch had been
thrown. As a couple of cowering
guards crept in to remove the
braziers. Red Doctor Jenkins drew
the wizard aside.
“Tell me what spells you’ve al-
ready used.”
Hurriedly, Kiz began enumerat-
ing, ticking off items on hairy
fingers. As he talked Jenkins dug
into the black bag and started as-
sembling a liter flask, tubing and
needles.
“First we brewed witches’ root for
seven hours and poured it over his
belly. When the Pox appeared in
spite of this we lit three red candles
at the foot of the bed and beat His
Eminence steadily for one hour
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out of four, with new rawhide.
When His Eminence protested
this, we were certain the Spirit had
possessed him, so we beat him one
hour out of two — ”
Jenkins winced as the account-
ing of cabalistic clap-trap con-
tinued. His Eminence, he reflected,
must have had the constitution of
an ox. He glanced over at the pant-
ing figure on the bed. “But doesn’t
anybody ever recover from this?”
“Oh, yes — if the Spirit that af-
flicts them is very small. Those are
the fortunate ones. They grow hot
and sick, but they still can eat and
drink — ” The wizard broke off to
stare at the bottle-and-tube ar-
rangement Jenkins had prepared.
“What’s that?”
“I told you about the iron
needles, didn’t I? Hold this a mo-
ment.” Jenkins handed him the
liter flask. “Hold it high.” He
began searching for a vein on the
patient’s baggy arm. The Moruan
equivalent of blood flowed back
greenishly in the tube for an in-
stant as he placed the needle; then
the flask began to drip slowly.
Aguar let out a horrified scream
and raced from the room; in a mo-
ment he was back with a detach-
ment of guards, all armed to the
teeth, and three other Moruan
physicians with their retinues of
apprentices. Sam Jenkins held up
lus hand for silence. He allowed
the first intravenous flask to pour
in rapidly; the second he adjusted
to a steady drip-drip-drip.
Next he pulled two large bunsen
burners and a gas tank from the
bag. These he set up at the foot
of the bed, adjusting ^e blue flames
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to high spear- tips. On the bedside
table he set up a third with a flask
above it; into this he poured some
water and a few crystals from a
dark bottle. In a moment the fluid
in the flask was churning and boil-
ing, an ominous purple color.
Kiz watched goggle-eyed.
“Now!” said Jenkins, pulling out
a long thin rubber tube. “This
should annoy the Spirit of the Pox
something fierce.” He popped the
tube into the patient’s mouth. His
Eminence rose up with a gasp,
choking and fighting, but the tube
went down. The Red Doctor
ground three white pills into
powder, mixed in some water, and
poured it down the tube.
Then he stepped back to view
the scene, wiping cold perspiration
from his forehead. He motioned
to Kiz. “You see what I’m doing,
of course?” he said loudly enough
for Aguar and the guards to hear.
“Oh, yes — yes! Indeed, indeed,”
said Kiz.
“Fine. Now this is most im-
portant.” Jenkins searched in the
bag until he found a large mortar
which he set down on the floor.
Squatting behind it, he began tap-
ping it slowly with the pestle, in
perfect rhythm with the intravenous
drip . . . and waited.
The room was deathly still ex-
cept for a heavy snuffling sound
from His Eminence and the plink-
plink of the pestle on the mortar.
The flask of purple stuff gurgled
quietly. An hour passed, and an-
other. Suddenly Jenkins motioned
to Kiz. “His pulse— quickly!”
Kiz scampered gratefully over
to the bedside. “A hundred and
eighty,” he whispered.
Jenkins’ face darkened. He
p>eered at the sick man intently.
“It’s a bad sign,” he said. “The
Spirit is furious at the intrusion of
an outsider.” He motioned toward
the mortar. “Can you do this?”
Without breaking the rhythm
he transferred the plinking-job to
Kiz. He changed the dwindling
intravenous bottle. “Gall me when
the bottle is empty — or if there is
any change. Whatever you do,
don^t touch anything.^^
With that he tiptoed from the
room. Four murderous-looking
guards caught Aguar’s eye and fol-
lowed him out, swords bared. Jen-
kins sank down on a bench in the
hall and fell asleep in an instant.
They woke him once, hours later,
to change the intravenous solution,
and he found Kiz still intently
pounding on the mortar. Jenkins
administered more of the white
powder in water down the tube,
and went back to his bench. He
had barely fallen asleep again when
they were rousing him with fright-
ened voices. “Quickly!” Aguar
cried. “There’s been a terrible
change!”
In the sickroom His Eminence
was drenched with sweat, his face
glistening in the light of the bun-
sen burners. He rolled from side
to side, groaning hoarsely. ^^Faster!''
Jenkins shouted to Kiz at the mor-
tar, and began stripping off the
sodden bedclothes. “Blankets, no\v
— plenty of them.”
The plink-plink rose to a frantic
staccato as Jenkins checked the
patient’s vital signs, wiped more
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sweat from his furJ7 brow. Quite
suddenly His Eminence opened
bleary eyes, stared about him, let
out a monumental groan and buried
his head in the blankets. In two
minutes he was snoring softly. His
face was cool now, his heart-beat
slow and regular.
Jenkins snatched the mortar
from Kiz, and with a wild flourish
smashed it on the stone floor. Then
he grabbed the wizard’s paw, rais-
ing it high. “You’ve done well!”
he cried to the bewildered phy-
sician. “It’s over now — the Spirit
has departed. His Eminence will
recover.”
They escorted him in tri-
umphal procession back to the
Lancet, where Wally Stone stared
in disbelief as Jenkins and Kiz
bowed and hugged each other like
long-lost brothers at a sad fare-
well. “I finally got through to
somebody at HQ,” he said as the
Red Doctor climbed aboard. “It’ll
take them twenty days at least, to
get help, considering that Morua
is not a Contract planet and we’re
not supposed to be here in the first
place, but that’s the best they can
do . ,
“Tell them to forget the armada,”
said Jenkins, grinning. “And any-
way, they’ve got things all wrong
back at HQ.” He brandished a huge
roll of parchment, stricken through
with the colors of the seven Medi-
cal Services of Hospital Earth.
“Take a look, my boy — the juiciest
Medical Services Contract that’s
been written in three centuries — ”
He tossed the Contract in the dry-
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storage locker with a sigh. “Old
Kiz just finished his first lesson, and
he’s still wondering what went
on — ”
“So am I,” said the Green
Doctor suspiciously.
“It was simple. We cured His
Eminence of the Pox.”
“With what? Incantations?”
“Oh, the incantations were for
the doctors/" said Jenkins. “They
expected them, obviously, since
that was the only level of medicine
they could understand. And inci-
dentally, the only level that could
possibly get us a Contract. Anyway,
I couldn’t do very much else,
under the circumstances, except
for a little supportive therapy. Witn-
out a Bio-survey we were ham-
strung. But whatever the Pox is,
it obviously involves fever, starva-
tion and dehydration. I knew that
His Eminence could assimilate
carbohydrates, and I took a long
gamble that an antipyretic wouldn’t
hurt him too much — ”
Wally Stone’s jaw sagged. “So
you treated him with sugar-water
and aspirin,” he said weakly. “And
on that you risked our necks.”
“Not quite,” said the Red Doc-
tor. “You’re forgetting that I had
one other prescription to use — the
oldest, most trustworthy healer-of-
all-ills known to medicine, just as
potent now as it was a thousand
years ago. Without it. Hospital
Earth might just as well pack up
her little black bag and go home.”
He smiled into the mirror as he
adjusted the scarlet band of the
Red Service across his shoulders.
“We call it Tincture of Time,” he
said. END
This may prove to you that
Television can change your
life more than you think!
THE POORS
BY HARRY LORAYNE
Illustrated by Paul Orban
The world newspapers had
heralded the event for months.
^‘The First Personal Visit from
Outer Space” was the most im-
portant headline of the decade.
Now there were perhaps sixty
thousand people crowding behind
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ropes and guards at the Earth In-
terspace Airport, waiting patiently
for Mr. Kramvit of Planet Six.
Fourth Vice President Vincent
J. Carrowick had been selected to
be Mr. Kramvit’s guide for the
length of his visit. He was waiting
now, with Secretary Gordon, in
the airport’s executive office.
Carrowick spoke first, “Well,
this is it. I’ve spoken to Kramvit at
least eight times on the Vidcope
phone, but I’m as nervous as a
contestant right now.”
Gordon eyed the screen which
was noting the ship’s approach. “I
don’t see why you should be. You
know what he’s like basically. Their
bodies and physical capabilities are
the same as ours, and most of the
people of Six speak English almost
as well as we do, by now.”
He looked at Carrowick, “Are
their Vidcopes going to stay on
Kramvit during his entire visit?”
Carrowick spoke slowly, “Yes.
At least they’re going to try; on
all six of the Planets. Kramvit’s
going to carry a pin microphone
on his person all the time. So they
should see and hear us no matter
where we are.”
“How long do you intend to be
out of the country with him?”
asked Gordon.
“Well, most of his time will be
spent here, visiting all fifty-three
states. We’ll take one cruise to pay
token visits to the heads of all
countries first, then back here until
he goes home. Hey! He’s landing,
let’s go!”
. . . After over an hour of wel-
coming speeches, photographs and
newspaper reporters, Marryl Kram-
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vit was alone in the executive of-
fice with Vice President Carrowick
and Secretary Gordon.
“If we didn’t know you were
from Six, we would certainly take
you for an Earthman,” Carrowick
was saying, “Why, your clothes,
your coloring, ever^hing about
you is just the same!”
Kramvit smiled and said, “Well,
thank you. Physically, of course, we
are the same. The clothes — ^well,
ours are quite a bit different, as
you know. I had these made by a
superb tailor who copied them
from our Vidcope screens.
“Many of our females,” Kramvit
continued, “have already started to
wear some of your ladies’ styles,
and quite becoming they are.”
Carrowick put on his cloak, and
said, “Well, let’s be on our way.
You’re to meet our President for
lunch, and then we start our tour,
if that’s all right with you.”
“Why, of course, that’s why I’m
here, and I’m anxious to see your
world. Particularly America.”
The trip around the world had
gone as smoothly as could be ex-
pected. Were it not for the multi-
tudes that gathered at each air-
port in order to catch a glimpse of
Kramvit, it would have been just
perfect. Kramvit, however, was as
cordial to the throngs as he was to
the heads of their respective coun-
tries. He was a fine good will am-
bassador. A little flicker of dis-
appointment was usually evident
when the people saw for themselves
that this man from another world
looked and acted just as they did.
All in all, Carrowick was quite
HARRY LORAYNE
pleased, and he and Kramvit were
now in the Vincent and Marryl
stage, except in public.
“Well, you’ve been in most of
the countries of the Earth,” said
Carrowick, as they relaxed in the
private plane, “and visited forty of
our States of America. What do
you think, Marryl?”
“I’m pleased, of course.” an-
swered Kramvit. “You’re aware,
I’m sure, Vincent, that Six and the
other five planets of the Orb are
a bit farther advanced than Earth.
But, I don’t think it will be very
long before you’re up to us.
“I’ve been able to understand al-
most everything I’ve seen,” he con-
tinued, “and I’ve made notes of
what I couldn’t understand; one
thing y Vincent, you haven’t ex-
plained to me at all.”
“What’s that?”
“Well, so far as I can see, there
are only two economic classes here
on Earth. I’ve seen what appear to
me to be only very wealthy people
and very, very poor people. I’ve
also noticed,” here Kramvit smiled,
“that you have sort of avoided these
poor people, and what I assume to
be their dwellings. I’ve seen
glimpses of the squalor and terribly
poor sections in each of your states
so far.”
Carrowick seemed a bit shocked,
but Kramvit continued. “Also, you
have addressed almost all of the
working people with whom we’ve
been in contact as Poor Mr. Jones
and Poor Miss Smith, and so on.
While those of the wealthy class,
you simply addressed as Mr. or
Mrs. Why?”
Carrowick was shocked. “Didn’t
you know? No, I see you really
didn’t. I’m terribly sony, Marryl,
we here on Earth take it so much
for granted, and I assumed it was
the same all over the Orb.”
“No, I don’t know what you
mean,” said Kramvit, “on Six and
the others, we have our quota of
poor people. We also have a middle
class, (in which I think I would
belong) and some very wealthy
people. But the definite dividing
line here, I don’t understand.
“I know some of your ancient
history, but I’ve noticed complete
integration wherever I’ve been. I’ve
seen absolutely no discrimination as
far as color, faith or religion is
concerned. I saw no caste system
at all, even in India, and inter-
marriage, it seems, has become com-
pletely acceptable.”
“That is so,” interrupted Car-
rowick. “We’ve had no such preju-
dice at all as long as I’ve been
alive. It has avoided a lot of
trouble. Nobody has been able to
think up a reason for a war, since.”
“Then why,” asked Kramvit,
“have I seen these Poors, as you
call them, sitting only in the rear
of busses? Why have I not seen one
of these unfortunate looking people
in any of the restaurants in which
we’ve eaten, or for that matter, in
most any public place?”
“The reason for them not being
in any of the restaurants is simple.
They can’t afford the prices.
Haven’t you noticed all the Vid-
cope, or V.C. centers here?”
“Yes, I have.”
“You’ve seen some of the V.C.
shows, haven’t you?”
“I didn’t pay much attention to
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them,” answered Kramvit. “Fm
not much for V.C. Incidentally, we
call it T.V., for television, at home.
Many of our people have become
quite addicted to it in the last
few years. I can take it or leave
it alone. Usually the latter, Fm
airaid.”
Carrowick asked, “Aren’t all your
shows Qua shows?”
“Fm sorry, what is a Qua show?”
“You’re jesting, of course,”
laughed Carrowi^. “They were
once called Quiz shows. Now,
they’re Quas, for question and
answer, I guess.”
“Oh, yes,” said Kramvit, “we
do have many of those.”
“Why, that’s all we have here,
on commercial V.C.” exclaimed
Carrowick. “And, there’s the ob-
vious answer to your original ques-
tion!”
“The answer? Fm sorry, I don’t
see what you mean.”
“It’s simple,” said Carrowick.
“The Poors are people who have
never been a contestant on a Qua
show! The wealthy are those who
either have been winners, or whose
ancestors were.”
It was Kramvit’s turn to be
shocked. “I don’t believe it.”
“Oh, yes, it’s true,” said Car-
rowick. “Of course, some of the
Poors have been contestants, but
didn’t win.”
Kramvit was staring at Car-
rowick. “You are quite serious,
aren’t you?”
“Of course,” answered Carro-
wick, “the situation has been so, for
perhaps two hundred years — ^we’ve
come to take it for what it is.”
“I’ll wager that the Poors don’t
take it quite as calmly as you do.
Don’t tell me that they’re satis-
fied with their position.”
“I wouldn’t say they were satis-
fied,” was the answer, “but they
know no other way of life, and
don’t have much choice in the
matter.”
Kramvit was finding it difficult
to picture the situation. “Well, as
I’ve told you,” he said, “we have
T.V. on Six, but we’ve been stress-
ing variety and drama shows. Don’t
you have any big V.C. stars, like
comedians or singers here?”
“No, we don’t. I’ve never seen
any variety or drama shows on
V.C.”
“I’m surprised. You see, we have
been using all the air time, or most
of it, for entertainment purposes.
Commercially, T.V. is just a baby
with us. We’ve been using it much
longer than you have, technically,
but not commercially. I’d say that
we’ve had sponsored shows for
about fourteen years.”
“Oh, then it is a comparatively
new thing with you,” said Carr-
owick. “We’ve had commercial Vid-
cope for over five hundred years.”
Kramvit shook his head. “I still
can’t see why your Poors have to
live in such poverty. Don’t they
get paid on their jobs?”
“Why, sure they do,” answered
Carrowick, “but their rate of pay
is not particularly high. You see,
only the Poors do all the menial
and service work; aside from high
service positions like government
work, of course. There are so many
Poors and so few jobs for them,
that those that work are little
better off than those that don’t.”
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HARRY LORAYNE
“I see,” said Kramvit, “and is
there no protection for these un-
employed? I mean Social Security
or unemplyment insurance, which
I know you did have a long time
ago.
“No, there isn’t. We had to stop
that because if we kept it up we’d
have no workers at all.” replied
Carrowick. “Believe me, Marryl, I
don’t particularly like the situation.
We’ve tried integration in one or
two sections, but only riots resulted.
I think that eventually we’ll eli-
minate some of the prejudices, but
it can’t be pushed or hurried. It’ll
take many years to do it. I’m sure
I won’t live to see it gone com-
pletely.”
“And,” asked Kramvit, “have
you been a winner on a Qua show?”
“Oh, no. I’m not one of those
nouveau riche; my great grand-
father won eight million dollars,
tax free, when he was just a boy.
That took care of us, and will take
care of us from here on in.”
“I see,” said Kramvit. “Vincent,
I want to visit some of these people
in their homes. Will you take me?”
Carrowick was shocked again. “I
don’t think you’ll enjoy it, Marryl.
Do you really feel it’s necessary?”
“Please don’t refuse me, Vincent.
I do feel it’s important. I’ve under-
stood almost everything I’ve seen
here on Earth. Either because we’ve
been faced with it ourselves on
Six, or I’ve read about it. But this
is entirely new to me.”
“All right” " agreed Carrowick
reluctantly. “I’m supposed to show
you anything you want to see, but
you won’t like it.”
“Let me be the judge of that.”
HEY HAD RIDDEN to Ae
end of the upper level moving
street in comfortable armchairs. All
of Carrowick’s arguments couldn’t
swerve Kramvit from his idea of
visiting some Poors. Kramvit was
just about through with his ex-
planation of how all the automo-
biles on Six drove underground, and
didn’t have to use the lower street
level, as they did here; when they
came to the end of the moving
street.
Now they were both walking
through the filthy, garbage laden
streets of the Poors’ village. The
smell wrinkled Carrowick’s nose,
and he was not displeased to see
that Kramvit wasn’t quite enjoy-
ing it, either.
“Doesn’t the sanitation depart-
ment know about this?” asked
Kramvit. “Don’t they ever remove
this dirt?”
“No,” answered Carrowick, “the
Poors have to carry it to appointed
garbage dumps themselves. They
let it pile up until even they can’t
stand it, then they usually get rid
of some of it.”
He went on to explain that in
all the cities, except in Poor villages,
all garbage recepticles led to giant
imderground incinerators. Here the
fires burned continually. But in the
hot weather, the heat from these
fires was used as power to run an
underground air conditioner, so
that all the streets were cooled. In
the wintertime, of course, these
same fires warmed the cities and
highways.
As they walked, they were both
aware of the many Poors scrounging
and searching in the debris. They
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were also aware of the silence that
fell as they neared groups of people.
The Poors just stared at them, and
talked excitedly when they were
out of earshot.
“They’re not used to seeing any
of us in their villages,” remarked
Carrowick.
Kramvit smiled, somewhat bit-
terly, it seemed to Carrowick, “No,
I shouldn’t think they would be.”
As they rounded a corner, Kram-
vit pointed to a car parked about a
hundred feet away. It was almost
leaning against a broken down
shack, and was so dirty that it was
impossible to make out its color.
“How did that get here, Vincent?
Surely, nobody here can afford a
car.”
Carrowick laughed, “No, they
can’t. That happens to be this
year’s Sputzmobile, one of our most
expensive cars. Although you
wouldn’t know it from the looks
of that one. They are given as
consolation prizes to losers on al-
most all the larger Qua shows.”
“I see. Why don’t those people
sell the cars? It seems to me they
could use the money.”
“I guess they could,” answered
Carrowick. “But to whom could
they sell it? Very few of us ever
buy a second hand car. We all
change our cars as soon as the new
ones appear. Anyway, most of the
losers want to keep them ; they
consider it a mark of distinction.”
He frowned, and continued,
“They drive them around the vil-
lages whenever they can beg, bor-
row or steal some regular grade
atomic pellets. And, whenever they
can maneuver through these streets.
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Those that own them sort of look
down their noses at the other
Poors. They consider themselves
aristocrats of their village, because
they, at least, have been called to
appear on a Qua. Actually, they’re
to be pitied, they’re worse off than
the others.”
“Why is that?” asked Kramvit.
“Well, once they’ve appeared on
a Qua show, and lost, they’ll usual-
ly never be asked again. That’s
the worst of it, since they have noth-
ing more to look forward to. Also,
I believe that most of the Poors
leave whatever jobs they may have,
as soon as they get the call. They
feel it’s beneath their dignity some-
how. No Poor that gets on a Qua
ever expects to lose. Of course,
once they do lose, they can’t get
their jobs back. Because when they
leave it’s like creating a vacuum —
all the Poors in the vicinity flock
to apply for his position.”
They were just adjacent to one
of the Poors’ houses at the moment,
and Kramvit asked if he could visit
the people that lived there. Car-
rowick said he could, but he
doubted if they’d find anyone home.
It was after four o’clock, and the
large network Quas had already be-
gun. All the Poors that could navi-
gate would be at the large open
air V.G. centers, which were usual-
ly located near the garbage dumps.
These centers were sometimes
miles away from many of the Poors,
but that’s where they were, no
matter what the weather, from
four in the afternoon to eleven at
night, when the Quas finished and
the news flashes began.
These centers consisted of a large
HARRY LORAYNE
empty lot, many of which got the
overflow from the adjacent garbage
dumps, with two scopes seemingly
suspended about six feet off the
ground in the middle. They were
rectangular; about five feet long,
and four feet wide. Only a little
over an inch thick, the pictures ap-
peared on both sides of each scope.
They were at right angles to each
other, so that the picture could
be seen from any part of the lot.
Carrowick knocked on the old
wooden door. There was no answer,
and they were about to turn away,
when the door opened creakily to
display an elderly man. He was
clean, except for the dirty rags
that were tied around his throat.
Carrowick explained who they
were, and the elderly gentleman
invited them in.
“Come in, come in. I’m honored
by your visit,” he said in a hoarse
voice. “Well, now I’m almost glad
that I have this bad throat, other-
wise I would be at the center, and
I’d have missed your visit. By the
way, my name is Poor Mr. Alex
Smith.”
The shack consisted of two
rooms, one of which was obviously
a bedroom. Obviously, because
there were a number of flattish
mounds of rags, straw and excel-
sior on the floor, which could serve
no other purpose than for sleeping.
It was completely devoid of any
furniture. The room they were in
was the combination living-room,
dining room and kitchen. A few
old chairs, some crates and a wob-
bly card table on a bare floor just
about filled the room.
Carrowick and Kramvit intro-
duced themselves, and Kramvit
started to ask Poor Mr. Smith
questions. These were all answered
eagerly, and Kramvit was almost
convinced that the Poors didn’t
mind their situation too much ;
they were all quite used to it.
Poor Mr. Smith asked some
questions of Kramvit too, and was
answered good naturedly. He
showed particular interest in the
pin microphone Kramvit wore, and
seemed awed when he was told that
he was probably being seen and
heard by people on Six at this very
moment.
While Carrowick showed signs
of impatience over the length of
the visit, Kramvit asked Smith,
“Tell me, my friend, wouldn’t you
like to see some entertainment on
V.C.? Comedians or singers, or
dancers, perhaps?”
Poor Mr. Smith laughed, “Why
no. Comedians and singers? Who
wants to see them when we can
watch some lucky souls winning
anywhere from one to sixty-four
million dollars, or more. I remem-
ber about forty years ago, Mr.
Krackel, our largest food pill manu-
facturer at that time, tried some-
thing like that.”
“Oh, did he?”
“Yes. He had the biggest two
hour Qua show on the scopes. His
daughter liked to sing, and she
talked him into devoting the first
fifteen minutes to singing. Well,”
Smith laughed, “that was the last
time he tried that. I read that the
ratings for the show that evening
went down to zero. The studio
was swamped with angry letters.
Everyone wanted to know why
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THE POORS
fifteen minutes of a good Qua show
was wasted with such nonsense.”
Kramvit smiled and said, “Yes,
I can understand that. Tell me.
Poor Mr. Smith, what would you
do if you won on a Qua?”
“I’d try to help my people, of
course. Perhaps like Legislator
Brown. He’s an ex-Poor, you know,
but he worked himself up the hard
way. Won a Qua, then studied and
studied, and finally made the Leg-
islature. He’s the one that pass^
the law to give us our V.G. centers.
He’s a great man.”
“That’s a worthy ambition,” said
Kramvit.
“Do you people on Six have Qua
shows, too?” asked Poor Mr. Smith.
“Yes. But not as many as you
do.”
“And do you have Poors like me
on your planet?”
Kramvit said that they didn’t,
and went on to explain a little of
the situation of Six and the other
five planets.
Poor Mr. Smith was amazed. He
couldn’t believe that there was any
place that didn’t have Poors.
“Well, don’t let it happen, then,”
he said. “Don’t do it. Don’t let
those Qua shows take over.” His
voice seemed to be getting stronger,
or was it just louder, now.
He leaned closer to Kramvit,
his head only a foot away from the
pin microphone, and almost
shouted, “Do you hear me? Don’t
let it happen to you.” He was near
to sobbing now. “Be smart, stay
happy — stop those Quas. They’ll
only . .
Garrowick practically pulled
Kramvit out the door, and started
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to hurry away.
“Well,” said Kramvit, “you told
me that they didn’t mind their
situation too much ; Poor Mr.
Smith almost had me believeing
the same thing, but he sure didn’t
convince me.”
“He’s just a sick, old man,” was
Garrowick’s answer.
RAMVIT HAD insisted on
visiting another Poor village
the next day. Earlier, this time, so
that they’d find most of the people
home. After five or six visits,
Kramvit was persuaded to leave by
Garrowick, who reminded him that
he was to appear on Earth’s larg-
est Qua show himself that very
evening. Kramvit didn’t want to
appear, but Garrowick convinced
him that all preparations had been
made. This was Earth’s way of
honoring him, and he simply
mustn’t and couldn’t refuse. Also,
his own people would be watching
for him on the show. Kramvit had
to agree to do it.
When they had arrived at the
studio, Kramvit was amazed at the
hustle and bustle that went on
aroimd them. The usual investiga-
tions, interviews and testing that
contestants went through were
eliminated for Kramvit, since
he was an honored guest.
Air time approached rapidly, and
Kramvit couldn’t help feeling a bit
apprehensive. He wasn’t used to ap-
pearing before multitudes of this
size, and it all made him feel un-
comfortable. Garrowick assured
him that there was nothing to fear;
this was simply a good will ap-
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pearance. The questions he would
have to answer would all be in the
science category, and he should
have no trouble with them.
Finally, Kramvit found himself
standing in the wings of the vast
stage. The previous contestant
was just answering his last ten part
question. He answered all the parts
correctly, and left the stage to loud
applause. Now the Master of
Ceremonies asked who was to be
the next guest. A booming voice
whose body was nowhere to be
seen, went through a flowery in-
troduction of Marryl Kramvit. Two
beautiful young ladies, dressed in
almost nothing, appeared on each
side of him. As the voice finished
the introduction, the girls all but
dragged him into camera range.
Kramvit jumped with fright as
eight young men, each over six
feet tall, heralded his entrance
with long, loud trumpets. He
shook hands with the Master of
Ceremonies, chatted for a while,
and finally was told to get ready for
his questions.
The first group of queries per-
tained to his particular field, and
he answered them correctly and
easily. It took about ten minutes to
arrive at the $10,000 question.
Kramvit knew that if and when he
reached a million dollars, he would
be asked to come back in a week,
which of course he couldn’t do,
to tell if he would go for two mil-
lion or keep the one he had. He
made a mental note to ask Carro-
wick as to the fate of those who
stopped at one or two million. He
wondered if they were looked down
upon too.
THE POORS
Right now, the M.C. was telling
him that he would have to enter
the sound proof booth for the
$10,000 question. The booth ap-
peared from nowhere, and he was
escorted into it by the two lovely,
almost nude, young ladies, who
didn’t seem to hear the trumpet
blasts from the eight young men.
When the door of the booth
clicked shut, the booth moved out
and over the studio audience, and
finally came to a stop in mid-air.
There were no wires or cables to
be seen attached to the booth, but
this didn’t bother Kramvit, since
he knew the principles involved.
He did feel quite ridiculous, hang-
ing suspended, with hundreds of
faces upturned to watch him.
It seemed to him that they must
be awfully uncomfortable with
their necks craned like that. But
he knew that the producers of the
show were only interested in the
effect on the home viewers.
Kramvit lost count of the ques-
tions he answered, but he was now
being told that he was going for
$500,000. A half million dollars!
That was the largest amount of
money given away on the biggest
quiz show on Six; here it was just
the beginning.
The question consisted of sixteen
parts, and he answered them with-
out interruption until the fourteenth
part. After he gave his answer to
this one, the M.C. asked him to
repeat it. He did, hesitantly, and
saw the M.C. look nervously to-
wards the control booth.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Kramvit, that’s
not the correct answer.”
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Illustrated by Paul Orban
government
BY GEORGE REVELLE
Brandon was looking at his desk again.
An artificial grin spread across the narrow face of the
Secretary of Interior who was watching him closely. The
Secretary’s pencil-thin fingers continued to toy with the small,
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Year after year they came back, despite his
constant refusals. And still Brandon couldn^t
figure out why he was so important . . .
wood figure he was holding.
“Brandon,” he tried to lie grace-
fully, “You’re a card. A real card,”
Brandon shifted his position,
brought his attention back to the
thin man with the receding hair-
line. He couldn’t, for the life of
of him, remember anything hu-
morous he had said or done. He
was too tired to be jovial. The past
few days had sapped his strength.
He was exhausted and there were
still two more interviews scheduled.
Good Lord, he thought. Two
more! He found his eyes wander-
ing back to his desk. He would
never finish the papers in time.
That would mean a severe penalty.
“Come now, Brandon. Admit it.
You know you want to work for
us in Interior.”
“Right now I don’t know any-
thing,” Brandon said wearily. “My
head is tired and clouded. I can’t
think straight.” He rubbed his hand
across his forehead, wondering how
much longer he would be able to
continue to say no to their requests.
He had almost found himself agree-
ing with the thin man a few mo-
ments ago. That wasn’t good.
Brandon leaned back in the con-
tour chair and let some of the
strength seep back into his out-
stretched legs. Each year at this
time they would begin to wander
in with their strange, outlandish
offers of positions with the govern-
ment. It was perplexing.
“Why me?” he asked suddenly.
“Why in Interior? I know nothing
about such work?”
The thin man leaned foreward,
“Because you are a good man, Bran-
don. And we need good men these
days. Government is big business
and we want the top positions
filled with the best men we can
get. Besides,” the Secretary laughed
softly, “you’re wasting your time
playing with dolls.”
“They aren’t dolls!” Brandon
said indignantly.
“So they aren’t dolls,”
“There is a difference,” Brandon
insisted. “You make is sound as if
I’m in my second childhood.”
“All right. Puppets!” The thin
man shifted in his chair. He ran
his lean fingers over the hand-
painted figure he was holding in
one hand. “But you can see my
point.”
Brandon shook his head. That
was it. He couldn’t see the point.
His puppets were becoming world
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famous, the result of reviving the
almost lost art of hand carving. He
was earning a fair living at it. He
could see no reason for a change.
“Think of the prestige if you
come with us. You will be heading
a department of your own,” the
Secretary said.
Brandon wrinkled his brow,
thinking of how his name was al-
ready associated with his puppets.
If only they would leave him alone,
if only there wasn’t so much paper
work waiting for him on his desk,
he would be able to spread out,
expand, really have a going busi-
ness. But they had to keep pes-
tering him with worthless offers that
they knew he couldn’t handle,
wasting his time, especially now
when time was of the essence. The
paper work on his desk had to be
completed by midnight. He would
never finish it now.
Brandon felt the beginning of a
headache. Because of the paper
work he hadn’t had time to touch a
new puppet in months. Now these
damn interviews were keeping him
from the desk work. It was a vicious
circle leading to ruin.
“You will be serving your Coun-
try, Brandon,” the Secretary said
strongly. “Not fiddling with dolls.”
“I told you ...”
The Secretary held up his hand.
“I know. Puppets.”
Brandon got up and walked to
the window and looked out at the
setting sun. It was hard to define;
there were some things words
couldn’t explain. All the offers had
been good ones. But a man had to
have some rule, some yardstick to
guide him. Brandon had his. He
wanted to be useful, that wasn’t too
much to ask. Life was too short to
waste laboring in a position he
wasn’t fitted for. If he took In-
terior’s offer all that would be
ended. He would be caught in a
web which allowed no escape.
Brandon turned. “I’m afraid, Mr.
Secretary^, that you don’t under-
stand my position. It isn’t that I feel
above being employed by the Presi-
dent. I have all the resp>ect in the
world for him and his office. I have
nothing but respect for you ...”
“Then what is it, Brandon?”
“I don’t think I would be happy
taking orders from some one else.”
“We all have a boss, Brandon.”
“I haven’t.”
The Secretary grinned. “You can
head your own department. The
President and myself will be the
only ones you will have to answer
to, I promise.”
“That’s what I mean,” Brandon
answered softly.
The Secretary felt his face flush.
“You are insinuating that you are
above working for the President,
Mr. Brandon!” he said stiffly.
“You’re twisting words.” Bran-
don’s voice was determined. “It’s
just that I like to work alone. I like
to put my hat on and go, whenever,
and wherever I please.”
The Secretary shook his head
“Brandon! I happen to know that
you haven’t been off this estate,
this property of yours, in the past
five years.”
“That doesn’t alter a thing. I can
go, anytime I please. I have no
reason to leave now. But when I do,
I won’t feel obligated, I won’t have
GEORGE REVELLE
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to ask permission.”
The Secretary relaxed. “You can
do that in the department any^e
you wish. Visit the conservations,
then, when you are tired of traips-
ing around, you can come back and
write up a report or two.” The Sec-
retary cleared his throat. “Just for
the records, of course.”
Brandon sighed. “Of course. Just
for the records.” He brushed back
his thick, black hair and sat down.
Damn it. Why couldn’t they leave
him alone? That was all he wanted,
to be left alone. He was sick of all
this. They knew he wasn’t fitted to
be a clerk in any of the depart-
ments. Yet they wasted his time
offering him important positions,
as if the title would persuade him.
Why?
“We could outlaw your doll-
making.” the Secretary said casu-
ally.
Brandon shrugged his shoulders.
“Harmonics did that with my music
writing, remember! I didn’t always
do hand-carving.”
The Secretary remembered. He
had had an indirect hand in that..
It had been thought that if Bran-
don was suddenly without income
he might easily be persuaded to
accept a position. They hadn’t
counted on Brandon’s resourceful-
ness, nor his stubborness.
The thin man leaned back in his
chair, looked again at the doll thing
resting in one hand. The man was
clever; there was a life-like quality
to the doll. Brandon was an artist
and it would be a shame to take
him out of circulation. Yet what
could he do? The President had
insisted on the visit again this year,
PUPPET GOVERNMENT
knowing full well that Brandon
would turn down the offer.
Suddenly, the Secretary felt
sorry for Brandon. The man was
breaking down and didn’t realize
it. His face was drawn and pale.
He looked dog-tired.
“Won’t you change your mind,
Brandon?” the Secretary asked
softly. “With Interior you will have
an opportunity to get out into the
sunlight. It will be a healthy life
visiting the many conservations we
have situated around the country;
it will agree with you, I’m sure.”
Brandon sighed. “I’m afraid, Mr.
Secretary, that we are both wasting
our time. I have a tremendous
amount of paper work to finish be-
fore midnight tonight and I am
tired. I also have a few more in-
terviews before I can get at it.”
Brandon got up, “So if you don’t
mind — ”
The thin man looked at Bran-
don searchingly. “Won’t you re-
consider?”
“I’m afraid not,” Brandon
answered.
The Secretary paused at the door.
“See you next year, then!”
“Next year,” Brandon answered
flatly.
The secretary of interior
hardly spoke to the young man
waiting by his vehicle. He wanted
to get away from there as soon as
possible. These yearly visits to Bran-
don always upset him, made him
feel like a cad. It would be days be-
fore he shook the unwanted feel-
ing.
“How did it go?” the young
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man asked eagerly.
The Secretary took in the young-
ish face, the confidence flowing
from the eyes. Evans always man-
aged to give that youthful im-
pression, yet he wasn’t really a
young man. In a way the thin man
envied Evans . . . with one ex-
ception, of course. This would be
Evan’s first visit to Brandon. Some
of the confidence would be gone
when he walked out of Brandon’s
house.
‘T said how did it go?” Evans
repeated.
The Secretary shrugged his thin
shoulders. “As usual. He refused.”
Evans showed white, even teeth.
“Is he tired?”
“Very.”
“Excellent,” Evans said “And the
paper work. Is it worrying him?”
The thin man studied Evans.
No, he didn’t envy the man any
longer. Evans had no feelings; it
was written on his face. “The paper
work is worrying him to death.”
he heard himself say.
“Wonderful!”
The Secretary became conscious
of the small figure he was holding in
his hand. He had walked out with
one of Brandon’s creations! Sud-
denly, he slammed it to the ground.
The paint chipped and cracked.
The small head rolled loosely across
the lawn. Evans looked at him
queerly.
“I think you need a rest,” the
young man said softly, unsmiling.
“Brandon is a good man. I hate
to see him broken. He has a lot of
talent. But not for the work we’re
offering him. It isn’t right, grinding
him into the dirt the way we are.”
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Evans leaned over, picked up the
broken puppet. One arm was
twisted at an odd angle, the clown
suit was tom and dirty. Evans
tried to fit the head back on the
small body. Finally he succeeded.
He looked at the Secretary of
Interior. His eyes seemed different.
“I have a position he can fill and
do a good job. He won’t refuse.
I’m sure.” Evans walked away, to-
ward Brandon’s house, still holding
the broken figure.
Brandon stood on the veranda
looking across his small estate, in
the direction of the city. The site of
the government was located there.
Perhaps that was why he was so
reluctant; he lived too close to it,
had it around him day in and
day out. The Government was
ubiquitous, omnipresent and omni-
potent. It dominated every con-
versation, every business, every life
from birth to death. Lately
it even seemed that every one he
came in contact with held a posi-
tion with some agency connected
with the government.
“Mr. Brandon!”
“I know,” he answered without
turning. “You’re from Labor.”
“We’ve never met!”
Brandon turned and took in the
lean individual who called him-
self Evans. Quite different from
the one who had called last year.
That one had been old and grumpy.
Brandon’s lips parted: “I assumed.
All the other departments have
been here except Revenue. I
didn’t see Wilson standing out-
side; I’ve heard he’s out of the
country. That leaves you.”
GEORGE REVELLE
“You could have been wrong,
you know.” Evans said.
“How?’ Brandon asked without
fully caring.
“Revenue has been split. There
are two departments now. Revenue
and Taxation. Taxation handles
income from taxpayers only.”
“Big deal,” Brandons said
harshly, remembering his desk
piled high with papers.
“They say you are a stubborn
man, Brandon.”
“Stubborn?”
“Quite.”
“Let’s say I’m content with my
lot.”
“Are you really, Brandon?”
Brandon took in the young man’s
wide shoulders, the face that was
almost too young for such a re-
sponsible position. For just an in-
stant he had felt that this man
would be different, that there might
be a challenge here. He could see
he was wrong. The man was going
to offer him a position.
“Let’s get to the point,” he said
hurriedly. “I’m happy making pup-
pets and I feel no need for a
change.”
“Fm glad you are happy, Mr.
Brandon.”
“Good. Then there is no need to
continue. I refuse your offer.”
Brandon was getting irritated. He
didn’t wait for an answer, he
walked past Evans, into the house.
He stood by his desk. The pile of
papers was still resting there, wait-
ing for him. He had hoped, in some
magical way, that they might have
vanished. A foolish thought, he
knew.
“Income tax?” he heard Evans
say from his shoulder.
Brandon nodded wearily. Evans
reached over and picked up a form.
He frowned. “Complicated!”
“Each year it gets worse,” Bran-
don said listlessly.
“I’ve never had to file one,”
Evans said.
Brandon lifted one eyebrow.
“Government employees never
do. We are paid a flat sum and our
subsistance is taken care of. Cal-
culators and computers adjust our
salary each year in proportion to
the expense of the government. We
have been operating out of the red
that way for years. It works out
fine.”
Brandon ran his hands through
the papers and forms. Why then
did he have to wade through this
mess each year when it could be
made so simple? He had been stag-
gering under the load.
“You’re an independent, Bran-
don,” Evans said. “You stay in
business for yourself because you
dislike working for someone else.
Isn’t that right?”
“You might say that.”
Evans dangled a handful of
papers in front of Brandons’ brown
eyes. “You are working for some-
one else now. The tax department.”
“Not exactly. I don’t have to
answer to anyone.”
Evans snorted. “Not even the tax
collector?”
“Not unless I make an error,”
Brandon said stubbornly. ‘^And I
won’t. I’m becoming an expert on
this. When a man spends one hun-
dred days a year working on these
damn things he learns quite a bit.
There will be no errors.”
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“One hundred days!” Evans
laughed. “Soon it’ll be every day of
the year. Then where will you be?”
He looked directly into Brandon’s
eyes. “Can’t you see? You’re in the
web already, working a third of the
year without compensation.”
Evans pulled from his pocket the
the broken puppet he had picked
up from the driveway outside Bran-
don’s house. He laid it in front of
Brandon on the pile of income tax
blanks. “Soon you’ll be without in-
come; your business will deteriorate
from lack of attention.”
Brandon said nothing.
Evans moved to the contour
chair and sat down. He closed his
eyes. “You’ve been out of circu-
lation a long time, Brandon. The
world is changing. Government is
big business, one of the largest, and
it’s expanding. We need more men,
good men.”
Evans opened his eyes and looked
at the ceiling. “You said you’ve
become an expert on forms. Would
you consider taking a position as
head of the tax department?” he
asked abruptly.
Brandon lifted his gaze from the
desk. “I thought you were with
labor?”
“I could arrange it.” Evans
closed his eyes again.
“But • .
“Think, Brandon. As chief of
the bureau, you won’t have to
answer to anyone, not even the
President. You’ve seen the mess
the forms have become. You can
straighten it out.”
“I don’t think . . .”
“I’ll have it put in writing that
no one wiU bother you.”
no
Brandon stared at the papers on
his desk. For the first time they
were offering him a position he
understood, one he could handle. It
would be a challenge. He would be
in a position to eliminate three-
quarters of that damn paperwork.
God knew how many like him-
self were gradually getting snowed
under each year.
Brandon played with the puppet.
The silly face stared back at him
with a fixed, smiling expression.
“Tell me, Evans,” he asked idly.
“Why so much effort to locate me
in a government position? I’ve
had no special training; this is the
first offer I’m even qualified
enough to accept.” He lifted the
puppet face high, gazed at its face.
“For ten years I’ve been pestered.”
Evans laughed as he pulled a
sheet of paper from his pocket.
“You have determination and will
power. We need that type of nature
th^e days more than ever.” Evans’
smile became wide “And you will
be one less taxpayer we will have
to worry about now. You’ll be on
our side.”
Evans pushed all the forms from
Brandon’s desk with a sweep of his
tanned hand. “Forget all of that,
Brandon, forever. No more taxes
for you. This is the last form you
will have to sign. It appoints you
Secretary of Taxation, carte
blanche.”
“You had all this prepared?”
Brandon said in amazement.
Evans’ smile grew wider. “We
knew you couldn’t refuse an intel-
ligent offer, one where you would
be useful.”
“We!”
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“The cabinet and myself.”
Brandon picked up the pen,
twisted it between his fingers.
Evans was right, of course. He
would be useful. Half those damn
forms were filled with worthless
nonsense that could easily be elimi-
nated. Deductions should be
higher; small, independent business
should be given a break. And he
could handle the job — that was
important.
“Just sign on the bottom line,”
Evans said smoothly, pushing the
broken puppet out of the way.
The puppet fell to the floor and
the head came off again. “Forget
it,” Evans said quickly.
Brandon studied the other man’s
face before he reached over and
picked up the little figure. It was
a funny creature with a large, silly-
looking balloon nose. Brandon han-
dled it tenderly, looking at it
thoughtfully. Finally he said: “My
puppets. What happens to them?”
“I don’t understand?”
“Children enjoy them,” Brandon
answered.
“I’m afraid you don’t under-
stand, Brandon,” Evans shook his
head. “I’m offering you a full time
position. You can make them — as
a hobby of course — give them
away, but you can’t sell them.
That would give you an income
again, mean more tax forms.”
“But I couldn’t hope to pro-
duce them for nothing,” Brandon
insisted. “Not on a large scale, not
on the fixed salary that you men-
tioned!”
“They aren’t important, Bran-
don.”
Brandon’s lips became a firm,
PUPPET GOVERNMENT
straight line. For the first time it
was clear to him why he had been
so reluctant to give up his work.
His music had pleased people, just
as his puppets were doing now. He
was getting satisfaction out of his
work. He was giving people some-
thing no one else seemed to be
able to give them. Accepting a po-
sition he couldn’t handle, workmg
for someone else had nothing to do
with it . , .
“I’ve changed my mind,” he said
quietly.
“Changed your mind?” Evans
stared at the pen Brandon had
carefully laid down on the desk;
disbelief disfiguring his face. “You
intend fighting that each year?” he
pointed at the mad array of papers
he had strewn at Brandon’s feet.
“You’re willing to risk not having
any time at all to work on your
puppets against security and a life
of ease?”
“I’m willing,” Brandon an-
swered. “Now I think you’d better
leave Mr. , .
“Evans!”
“Mr. Evans. I might be able to
finish these damn things before the
midnight deadline.”
Evans opened bis mouth but
Brandon was already showing him
the way to the door, shoving some-
thing in his hand.
VANS CLIMBED into his car
and slumped down on the seat
beside the President. He looked at
the new puppet Brandon had
forced into his hand before he
could refuse.
“Is Brandon Secretary of Taxa-
111
tion?” the President asked hope-
fully.
Evans shook his head from side
to side. What had gone wrong?
They had known Brandon was a
stubborn man, that was why
things were done as they were. The
offering of worthless positions had
been a feint. He should have
grabbed at something he could
handle. And the tax forms! That
was supposed to be the last straw.
They had been loaded, prepared
just for Brandon, to break his re-
sistence. Yet they had failed. Why?
“Did he suspect?” The President
eyed Evans.
“I don’t think so. Sir.” Evans
said. “I had the pen in his hand.
He was ready to sign. Then some-
thing went wrong. I can’t under-
stand it!”
The President looked the other
way, found his eyes fastened on
his own reflection on the window.
The cabinet had been wrong think-
ing it was a job for a psychologist
like Evans. Brandon was an indi-
vidual, a decided rarity in this day
and age.
“I’m glad,” the President said
softly to the glass.
“What was that. Sir?”
The President turned. “I said,
I’m glad he didn’t sign.”
“You can’t mean that. Sir!”
“But I do.”
“Do you realize what this means?
Brandon was the last taxpayer.
We’ve been forced to operate an
entire bureau just to process his
forms. It’s the only department
operating in the red. He’s the only
person not employed by the gov-
ernment, the only one still operat-
ing a private business!”
Evans found himself clenching
the puppet tightly in his fist. “We
will break him. I know we wiU.
Next year it will take him 365 days
to compute his tax. I promise.”
“Next year,” the President said
firmly, “Brandon will get a short
form. One that he can complete in
ten minutes. Do you understand,
Evans?”
Evans’ forehead creased. “I’m
afraid — ”
The President looked back at his
reflection on the glass. “We don’t
want to make the boss angry now,
do we Evans?”
“The boss, Sir?”
“Brandon, of course,” the Presi-
dent smiled. “After all, the govern-
ment works for the taxpayers,
Evans — and Brandon is the last
taxpayer. He’s our boss, son. The
only boss we have left.”
“Mr. President. If I might — ”
The President returned his gaze
to Evans. “I think we’ve forgotten
something over these past years,
Evans. Something very important.”
“What is that, Sir?”
The President removed the pup-
pet from Evans’ limp fingers. “If
the sole puipose of the government
is to serve the taxpayers — and there
were no more — how could we justi-
fy our existence in office?”
The President ran his finger un-
der the chin of the little puppet,
“Do you mind if I keep this,
Evans?” he asked softly. “I’d like
to take it home to my granddaugh-
ter. She’s never seen a puppet, I’m
sure she’ll love it.”
The tiny figure seemed to smile
approvingly. END
112
A revolution in astronomy, second
only to the invention of the tele-
scope itself, is foreseen in electronic
devices called image converters.
These tubes, now being tested by
the Farnsworth Electronic Cor-
poration and R.C.A., promise to
increase ten-fold the power of in-
struments in present use. They will
also boost by an equivalent amount
the light-gathering use of all tele-
scopes to which they are attached.
Image converters change light to
electrons, greatly multiply the num-
ber of electrons, then change the
tiny negative particles back into
light again; the light, much intensi-
fied, falls on a photographic plate.
Routine use of these converters for
photographing the heavens may
bring discoveries which will require
Mankind to reconsider the universe,
as Einstein’s theory once did.
A ^'five-year plan"' for a manned
rocket ship which will cross half
the continent in 20 minutes is now
in the drawing board stage. Dubbed
the Griffon, &e ship would carry a
light-weight pilot, not over 150
pounds, weigh more than 65,000
pounds at take-off, and shoot 75
miles up into space in about five
seconds. Then it would level off,
reenter the atmosphere, and glide
the rest of the way to its destina-
tion. The Griffon would have pro-
visions for control either by the
pilot or by ground stations. If the
pilot lost consciousness at any time
during flight, small auto-control
systems would take over until he
recovered. These could be similar
to the units developed for V-2
rockets. The motor would use a
combination of gasoline and liquid
oxygen for fuel; and since the liquid
oxygen would be kept at 300 de-
grees below zero Fahrenheit, some
of it could be used to keep the ship
cool. The ship would be able to
land at present day airports and
would have a landing speed of
about 150 miles per hour.
Middle East oil may be towed to its
buyers in giant “sausage skins”
holding 9,000 tons when the gov-
ernment-backed experiments of two
Cambridge University engineers
are completed. The hope of the
developers is that the nylon oil
barges, nicknamed Nobs, will solve
the current oil tanker shortage.
The plan is to make an inner con-
tainer of nylon, covered by a plas-
tic skin, one-quarter to one-half an
inch thick. The completed “sau-
sage skin” tanker, 60 feet long and
weighing 20 tons empty, could then
be flown or shipped to the oil port
and rolled around a drum. When
full of crude oil, the Nob would
be four-fifths submerged and could
be towed by a loaded tanker or tug
at 10 to 15 knots in normal weather
conditions. With a tug at each end,
it might be possible to guide one
through the Suez Canal. The in-
ventors are confident that the bul-
let-proof Nob would just bounce
off if it were to hit a rock or dock
wall at the suggested speeds.
In the near future you may be go-
ing to the doctor to get a periodic
fever for immunization against in-
fluenza-type diseases. Recent studies
have shown that the danger factor
is only a small element in the virus
and it can emerge only through a
tiny “escape hatch” in the lining
that surrounds the virus. Armed
with this knowledge of the struc-
ture of the virus, biophysicists think
it will be possible to alter the dis-
ease carriers and so render them
harmless. This in turn could lead
to radically difTerent methods of
immunization, such as using dia-
thermal machines to create arti-
ficial fevers in people that will
leave them immune to diseases
caused by viruses.
A space ship that can be made
cheaply with the know-how and
materials on hand was described
at a recent Rocket Society meeting.
Called the “Snooper” by the de-
signers, the ship is a non-return,
robot rocket propelled by ions,
armed with television, radar, com-
munications equipment and auxil-
liary power supply systems. Since
the propulsion system obtains its
thrust by the electrical acceleration
of ionized gases to extremely high
velocities (657,000 feet per second),
a nuclear reactor is used to pro-
duce the electrical field necessary
to accelerate the ions. The reactor
would also supply power for the
three-quarters of a ton of instru-
ments to be carried by the vehicle.
114
The Snooper would look somewhat
like a giant moth with wings
spreading out for 66 feet from the
back end. The wings would dissi-
pate the excess heat generated by
the nuclear reactor. The designers
propose lifting the ion rocket into
an orbit around the earth by
chemical fuels similar to those
suggested for an intercontinental
ballistics missile. After Snooper
reaches the orbit, the wings are
spread and the instrument section
is extended far forward of the re-
actor to avoid radiation damage.
An ultrahigh speed camera that
can take pictures at a rate of
4,000,000 per second has been per-
fected by Precision Technology,
Inc., Livermore, California. An
especially designed electronic tube
called an image converter is the
heart of the camera. The tube
picks up light images by means of a
photosensitive cathode at one end.
These images are then transferred
electronically to a viewing screen
at the other end, where the picture
is recorded on film. By using ex-
tremely short electrical pulses,
the tube can be turned on and off
again almost instantaneously. The
tube and the accompanying elec-
tronic circuits act both as the cam-
era’s shutter and as its means for
moving images across the face of
the stationary recording film. As
many as five exposures can be
made on a single plate of film with
exposure times as short as 20 milli-
microseconds or less than one-fif-
tieth of a millionth of a second.
Army recruits may soon be receiv-
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ing their shots from a spray gun
instead of a hypodermic needle.
The automatic jet injection syringe
uses a high-spe^ spray that takes
less than a second to penetrate the
tissue beneath the skin. The hand-
held gun is powered by a small
hydraulic pump, connected to it by
a rubber hose, and can be fired
continuously until the vaccine bot-
tle sitting at the back of the gun is
empty. The gun can be cocked and
reloaded in a matter of six seconds
and no sterilization is needed be-
tween injections, since the tip of
the injector nozzle does not actual-
ly touch the skin. The jet velocity
of the vaccine is 700 feet per sec-
ond when it comes out of the noz-
zle and, though not always pain-
less, it causes less discomfort than
hypodermic needles.
Jet plones moy soon be given a
100-mile-per-hour boost through
the use of an alloy that would in-
crease operating temperatures in
jet engines about 100 degrees
Fahrenheit. Developed by the West-
inghouse Electric Corporation, the
metal, an alloy of iron, nickel,
chromium, molybdenum, titanium
and boron was designed to help
push back what is called the “sec-
ond heat barrier” being met by
supersonic planes. This heating oc-
curs in the engine, where white-hot
gases from the burning fuel push
against turbine blades. Since a jet
engine gets its operating energy by
increasing the temperature of the
air passing through it, the greater
the air temperature increase the
more thrust a given engine will
produce and the faster the plane
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will fly. The alloy is intended as a
structural material for use in the
jet’s turbine section, and will en-
able the operation of jet engines to
be increased to temperatures much
higher than are now possible.
Window panes and lenses of metal
have been developed by the Ray-
thoen Manufacturing Company
which allows invisible heat rays
from sub-zero targets to reach a
supersensitive infrared detector.
Made of a silicon material, these
new optical parts may make it pos-
sible to detect enemy ships, planes
and missiles from longer distances
in total darkness without revealing
the observer’s position. By “seeing”
colder objects, a plane equipped
with an infrared detector could
sense the relatively “cold” parts of
a target craft like the nose and the
wing sections, as well as the warm
parts such as the engines. Such sys-
tems would be silent and would not
broadcast signals revealing their
positions.
The Army's packoge power reactor
has recently begun operation. It
is the first of a new bre^ of atomic
power plants that can be trans-
ported by air to remote sites, there
to operate reliably for long periods
without new fuel. The present
pioneer plant can generate approxi-
mately 2,000 kilowatts of electricity.
Installed in isolated bases in the
Arctic and Antarctic, such plants
will also be able to supply steam
for heating as a by-product. The
power package reactor is expected
to be as important to land outposts
as the atomic submarine.
115
Sirs:
In nearly every science fiction
story I have ever read, in If and
other magazines, there is one great
glaring anachronism : Man.
The century may be the 25th or
the 30th. Earth is either blooming
like a garden spot, and out exploit-
ing all the other planets; or Earth
is withering away, a victim of
atomic wars or simply too many
hydrogen bomb tests. But has Man
changed since the 20th century?
Not a whit.
If science is going to save the
world from itself, the saucers, the
inter-galaxy border disputes, and if
we are all going to work a ten hour
week and the Welfare departments
are going to take care of us all, it
seems inevitable that Man is going
to change a great deal in the proc-
ess. Not only will he grow fatter,
taller, blonder, cleaner and con-
ceivably dumber, he is going to
have an entirely different batch of
pressures and react in totally dif-
ferent ways. But does this happen
in science fiction stories? No!
Among the sciences, that of
gadgetry is the only one, and while
its present-day advance is more ob-
vious (and more frightful) than
others, the social sciences are gain-
ing too, and it is certain that the
children growing up are a different
breed of cats than their still de-
pression-and-war-haunted parents.
And their children are going to be
even more strange, unless there are
more depressions and wars to re-
condition them to attitudes resem-
bling those of present-day adults.
If Man is going to triumph over
his environment. Mars and the
saucers, he will probably lose what
is presently one of his few endear-
ing traits: his humility. If a man
with humility and all its attendant
virtues survives (to be the hero of
a science fiction story) his back-
ground will need to be utterly un-
usual. But this is never pointed out
in a science fiction story: the boy
scout hero who knocks out the bad
guy is a '‘normal” man for his cen-
tury. And for that matter, how did
the bad guy get there? Because the
homogeneity presently considered so
desirable will prevent his develop-
ment too. If the sociologists get
their way, the world of tomorrow is
going to be one sans hero or villain,
in which everybody works for a pa-
ternal government or corporation,
and looks and thinks and talks just
like everybody else.
Something on which nearly all
the writers of the genre agree is
that tomorrow is going to be singu-
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116
buiy humorless. All joke-crackers
are, per se, suspect and looked
upon as a 20th century anacluro-
nism. Presently, it is true, a joke
teller is barred from serious office-
holding, but must we look upon
this as an irreversible trend? Must
we assume that we will never have
another Mencken, and that the
gathering clouds of grimness are
never going to be cleared away?
Man’s laughter — and Man has
been in some pretty tough spots —
echoes down through the centuries;
I think that science fiction writers
condemn humor forever on too lit-
tle evidence.
But then let us consider the
stories in which Man has lost. He
has polluted his own planet with
radioactivity, and little Noah-like
figures are seen departing in rattle-
trap rockets. But he still hasn’t
changed at all. With a stiff upper
lip and a 20th century dignity, he
blasts off to another planet, there,
we may assume, to carry on just as
before.
Here I think the writers err on
the side of optimism. If Man is
content to let his planet be de-
stroyed, and by nobody but him-
self, we may feel safe in concluding
that he will then be so lethargic,
so corrupted and possibly so plain
disinterested, that an end to every-
thing will be the only solution.
Perhfip he will even retain a little
humihty in this case, and realize
that so cantankerous a beast as
Man has no business destroying
more than one planet.
The writers also seem to be un-
inventive in the matter of govern-
mental forms. They seem to believe
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that there is no choice except pres-
ent-day democracy or one or an-
other form of dictatorship ; but
both of these are fairly recent in-
ventions and it doesn’t seem pos-
sible that Man, who so dearly loves
to invent things, isn’t going to
come up with more variations on
the theme. It’s interesting to note
that the higher forms oi govern-
ment that the aliens always talk
about so evasively are possible only
because the aliens are so highly de-
veloped that they don’t need any
governing. But no matter how far
mto tomorrow a writer looks, he
never seems to think that such
things can develope here. Man with
all his foibles, so prone to err, and
consequently so lovable, is always
let off because of a sentimental
pang on the part of the visiting
aliens; for even the aliens have
20th century humanoid weaknesses.
As Thurber says, “The proper
study of Mankind is Man, says
Man.”
— E. Mueller
Guanajato, Gto., Mexico
Dear Mr. Quinn:
Having just finished James
Gunn’s GREEN THUMB in the
April issue, I find that I cannot
agree with his contention that
“chance rules the universe”. While
Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle
does set an “unsuspected limit on
the accuracy with which we can de-
scribe physical situations” does this
not apply solely on the subatomic
level? My own reading and think-
ing (as a sociologist) on the subject
has led me to accept Korzybski’s
117
conclusion that the uncertainty
principle does not abolish determin-
ism, but rather it “requires the
transforming of the two-valued
Aristotelian logic into the infinity-
valued semantics of probability”.
In other words, “free will” is still
a legal, moral and cultural fiction
(whether useful or otherwise) and
science has not yet reached the end
of the road, simply because inde-
terminism on the subatomic level
does not necessitate indeterminism
oVany other level. I would have
liked to see the story end with
Gunn’s “universal genius”, who
should have known better, straight-
ening out the overspecialized physi-
cist on the full implications and
limitations of the Heisenberg prin-
ciple.
Sincerely,
— Edd Doerr
Indianapolis, Ind.
Sirs:
An invasion of Earth by Mar-
tians used as a plot for a radio
play once threw thousands of peo-
ple into a panic. They tuned in
after the play had started and mis-
took fiction for fact. The police
were inundated with phone calls
from all parts of the state from
terrified people supposedly in the
path of the advancing men from
Mars.
The idea was not new. Holly-
wood producers and writers of
space fiction have often used the
same format. In fiction, the Earth
peoples have always been the vic-
tims of the grotesque, super-scien-
tific beings with vast ant-like heads
118
and antenna-like limbs who in-
vaded the Earth with the intention*
of conquering and enslaving its
people.
The truth could be just the re-
verse. If Martians and Venusians
exist, and modern astronomy sug-
gests there may be millions of in-
habitable planets, then THEY will
be contemplating our well advanced
plans for moon flight and explora-
tion with a sense of impending
catastrophe. If and when we master
the mysteries and hazards of space
travel, and begin to wander through
the trackless vastnesses of galactic
space in our space ships and rock-
ets, what would be the result?
We named Mai's the Planet of
War for no other reason than the
fact that it was red. Its redness was
innocent enough. It is only the re-
sult of great swirling clouds of dust
that constantly sweep over its arid
plains and deserts. If Earth were
called the Planet of War it could
be so named with far more signifi-
cance. If peace loving peoples exist
on other worlds than our own, how
would Earth history read to them?
They would not need to go back
500 years, or even 50; five years or
even five months would be enough.
What would they think of the
butchery of Budapest? Of the cries
of the ill-fated Jews of Brodnow as
the open box-cars of the death
freights rumbles through the freez-
ing night toward Siberia? Or of
Belsen and Dachau? What of the
horror and mortal agonies of Lon-
don and Coventry as they were
reduced to shambles in World War
II?
In World War I, the scarlet
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Flanders Poppies spread a carpet
of crimson loveliness over the
gashes and scars of war; but in
World War II, the sons of those
quietly sleeping beneath the ground
had to drive their lumbering tanks
over the same battlefields and tear
them open again.
What of the seven little Viet-
namese boys fleeing from the Com-
munists, who, led by their tongue-
less teacher, came staggering out
of the forest with chopsticks
which had been driven through
their eardrums still protruding
from their heads? If there are
dwellers on mighty Betelgeuse,
what would their reaction be to the
hungry children prowling like tim-
ber wolves among the ruins of
bombed cities in the tragic after-
math of war?
In the not-too-distant future we
expect to be able to project some
kind of missile onto the lunar sur-
face. We may be ready scientifically
for the great adventure into space;
but are we ready morally?
Maybe the blinding glares of our
atomic explosions flashed a warn-
ing understood by distant watching
eyes, like the glowing campfires in
the vanguard of an invader. The
deepest apprehension would fill the
hearts of any intelligent beings at
the prospect of being indoctrinated
into Earth practices in this 20th
century. The Kefauver Committee
indicates that drug addicts from 12
to 20 years old will pay more than
one billion dollars for marijuana,
heroin and other life-wrecking
drugs this year. In the same period,
to raise this huge fortune thou-
sands of major crimes will be com-
mitted ranging from armed rob-
bery to murder.
Man stands at the most awe-
inspiring moment in his arduous
climb from stone age to science. At
long last he has raised his sights to
the stars. Now is the time for Homo
Sapiens to pause, take stock, clean
house. He knows the Golden Rule,
now is the time for him to apply
its medication to the open sores
of the world’s wounds.
Let him learn to beat his swords
into ploughshares and his spears
into pruning hooks, then instead
of spreading consternation from
Rigel to the one trillion galaxies in
the bowl of the Big Dipper, he will
come as a welcome ambassador
bringing tidings of peace.
— C. H. Buncombe
Tulsa, Oklahoma
WHAT IS YOUR SCIENCE I.Q.?
ANSWERS: 1— Both are parasites. 2—6 (1, 2, 3,) ; 28 (1, 2, 4, 7, 14).
3 — Chloroplasts. 4 — Uric acid. 5 — Cellophane. 6 — Both are tidal phe-
nomena. 7 — Fusion, fission, catalyzation. 8 — Argon. 9 — 15. 10 — 12.8
m.p.h. 11 — Iron, copper, zinc, manganese, cobalt, iodine, boron, mo-
lybdenum. 12 — Brazil Current. 13 — Red and blue-violet. 14 — Growth.
15^ — Wave cancellation. 16 — Tension, shear, bending, compression. 17 — Y
chromosomes. 18 — Both are absolute zero. 19 — lyi times. 20 — It is the
only even prime number.
HUE AND CRY
119
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(Continued from page 103)
Kramvit felt himself being
lowered towards the stage. He was
helped out of the booth by the
young ladies, and escorted to the
M.C. No trumpets, now. The audi-
ence was silent as the M.C. thanked
Kramvit, and told him how
honored he was to be the first to
welcome the first visitor from an-
other planet on V.C. He also told
him how sorry he was that Kram-
vit had lost.
Kramvit walked off stage while
the audience applauded.
. . . “The funny thing is, I
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was saying to Carrowick, with a
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ous. I’m not accustomed to this
at all.”
“Well,” said Carrowick, “it’s
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ance.”
They were leaving the studio,
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“Excuse me, sir, a Phonogram
for you.”
Kramvit looked at the envelope
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Council of Six. He turned the
envelope over and read the name.
It was addressed to, “Poor Mr.
Marry I KramviV! END
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